YO VINNIE,
First she told me she was pregnant. Then she said she was going to tell my wife. Then she said she needed money. Then she wasn't pregnant and she had spent the money on an abortion and she needed more money to make up for the money she lost (she's an escort) by being pregnant and then aborted [sic]. I love her but this is too much. What should I do?--Shocked (by email)

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Dear Rest Haven 4 Hoes: Kill yourself.