Yo Vinnie,
You made fun of Hot Latyn when he accused you all of being gay but our question is, isn't fucking in a threesome still having sex with another man, even if you two don't touch each other?--M.L. (by email)

IN THIS INSTANCE? VERY DEFINITELY.

Dear I Am Obsessed With Cock: Listen, while I strongly believe you to BE Hot Latyn, I'll address your question once and for all in the hopes that it'll stop hopeful homosexuals from thinking that just because they found some dudes that are comfortable enough with their total lack of interest in other dude cock to fuck in the same room as other dudes, doesn't mean they want to meet the business end of man ass.

To your point: if you're a semanticist, yes, every time we double or triple team a chick, we're having sex WITH, as in ALONG WITH, other men. We're still not fucking your butt. As to why we like it, the answer is threefold.

1) through the power of collective bargaining we can offer the broads something that they'll never be able to get with a single cock malt liquor, and hence bang more broads.

2) it's like WATCHING a porno and BEING IN a porno and finally

3) a hole for every man.

Hope this helps.