YO VINNIE,
I fucked this broad. Then I stopped fucking her. Then I see her in a bar where I'm hanging out with my buddies. So I start making a move on her and my buddies girlfriend comes up and says to me very directly, and this is after saying goodbye to everyone else, "see YOU at the house." The chick who I was aiming to bone gets the hint and fucks off. So her boyfriend seeing the damage that's been done says, "I'll fix it up." So I figure he's going to say, "she's really my girlfriend and she's got a strange sense of humor." But next thing I know I hear him telling her, "nobody remembered...it's my birthday...." WTF? -- Armenian Al Pacino (by email)
COCK BLOCKER VERSUS PLAYER HATING: COMPARE. CONTRAST.
Dear Mr. Pacino: Sometimes player hating fairies work alone. Sometimes they work in packs. But always their purpose is to deny YOU vag, by any means necessary. The question for you, considering that you consider these people friends is, whether they were riding high on a player hating moonbeam and did not know what they did OR, did they, with malice aforethought, choose to deny you poon so that they might later, in post-coital bliss laugh at that which they had presently denied you?
Well, let's look at the facts:
1) a girl who is not fucking you queers the vibe for the one who had plan to fuck you. She did this because A) she wants to fuck you, B) she is randomly sadistic, C) she herself, to paraphrase Jake La Motta, did not know what she, herself, was doing or D) she's randomly sadistic and wants to fuck you and has no idea that this is what she, herself, wants to do.
2) her boyfriend who witnesses his girlfriends silent scream for your sausage gets rankled and decides to preemptively attack. According to the SkullGame Uniform Code of Kooze [SUCK] he could have and would have had to do this even without his girlfriend there.
Your way, according to the extant facts, and along the lines of "Give You Something To Cry About" Parenting, is clear: bone his girlfriend, many ways, many times, and let the chips fall where the fuck they may.
Thanks for asking.
