Yo Vinnie,
My fuck buddy [who won't eat pussy] now won't even kiss me when we fuck since I've exercised The Fuck Buddy Option and fucked somebody other than my buddy. He's been fucking other women the whole time. Is there any point in keeping him around at all? -- Wondering About Leopards & Spots

DUDE MIGHTTTTT HAVE A POINT...

Dear DAKTARI: Of course. There are always reasons to keep a buddy around. Like: a lawn. Or consider: dog poop off of said lawn. And finally: car repairs. Oh, and this instance...in this very teeny tiny, very SMALL instance I'd say: cock. But what good is aforementioned cock if the dick attached to it is drawing all kinds of criss-crossing lines about what he will do and what he won't do. About the only thing I expect a guy who I associate with to say NO to categorically is eating poop and/or sausage. And because we like JEFF MULLEN we'll make an exception in this case for him on these, but my point is this: he'd have to have a magical cock to make up for not eating pussy and I'm just understanding this from the point of view of me possibly hearing that same sort of crap from some woman. Now, presuming your quim ain't smelling like a catbox and assuming your breathe doesn't smell like someone else's semen with liquid residue slowly encrusting on your upper lip, he's got no goddamned excuse. None at all....and if he was more EVOLVED he'd be more than happy to have you splitting your sausage retrieval chores between him and someone else. I mean that's what FLEX room is all about.

But dump this piece of shit is my advice. And drop me an email. I eat pussy like they gave awards for eating pussy. I'll eat it, fuck it, drop a load about 2.5 feet north of it and wave goodbye to it never to be seen by it again if things work right. That's our SkullGame promise.

Believe it.