YO VINNIE: I use a healthy sized butt-plug on my girlfriend and she loves it. Here's the thing, my schlong is only slightly smaller than the plug, but sometimes she yells in total pain as I penetrate. What gives? Seems like if a Hummer can fit in the garage, then there should be plenty of room for the Escalade.—S.D., LA, CA

Little Daddy Caddy: She’s screaming for reasons totally unrelated to your pathetic six-inch cock. She’s screaming because you have a bad haircut, a shitty job and are unlikely to ever fulfill her dreams. Oh yeah, and the six-inch cock. She actually screaming not because of it but despite it.