YO VINNIE,
You and Sal fucked me. You didn't pay me. I'm just really upset with you. You're probably selling my picture on the web now too. I feel really used.--Nina (by email)

SELLING IT??!! WE'RE GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE. MUCH LIKE YOU.

Dear Applicant: We're sorry that your audition for the PIMP HAND PLAYER'S production of "THE LOSERS: They Had One Last Chance. And They Blew It Again & Again" was not successful. We'd be glad to see you again, however, providing you can pay our $50 audition fee. Upfuckingfront.

Great working with you and good luck in your future endeavors.