YO VINNIE,
My old lady deep throats, takes loads on the face, fucks just about anywhere she's of the mind to, likes women, is in great shape, can come from sucking my cock, and almost everything else you can imagine EXCEPT ass fucking. Now, don't get me wrong, it's not like she has NEVER ass fucked. She's just decided she never will AGAIN. Do I play the odds and hope she changes her mind or throw this one back? -- Billy (by email)

UMMM...SOMETHING ABOUT, ER, ASS? HMM...WE'RE NOT GETTING IT. ANYWAY, HAND US THE KY. AND I DON'T MEAN KENTUCKY...

Dear JIMMY THE GREEK: Now, you're in the percentage zone: Will she or will she not give up the ass in enough time prior to the encroachment of the inevitable boredom to make a difference for you and/or your cock? SkullGame says: yessssss. Because right now, and we can literally almost guarantee this, she's rethinking her no-ass-zone thing. Because in you she's found someone who is not going to be a prick about the whole lack of access to the one non-plundered zone on her body thing and will allow her, through gentle experimentation, to rediscover her ass pleasures, on her own time, right before in a candle-strewn, incense-laden burst of inspiration she invites you to fuck it like it was a punk who owed you money. Total elapsed time from now to then? However long it is you can convincingly wince, "I respect your boundaries, dear." A deeper question is: after all of that waiting will it have been worth it?

SkullGame says: nooooo....