Yo Vinnie,
My wife and I had a threesome. She lost it when I got into it with the other woman. So partially to lead by example and possibly to set an example I told her that I thought it would be fine if she got another guy. Which she did. We all met and everything was fine. He fucked her. Well. Many times. Which I guess sort of fulfilled my end of the deal. Only problem is that I was SO mellow about it, it looks like this is going to be a regular thing. I've already said I was uncomfortable with it but what would make me more uncomfortable is the idea of them meeting without me. I'm screwed either way. And not in the good way. Now what? -- Damned (by email)

GREAT. THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT.

Dear HOT DAMNED: God. Fuck it....You can't seriously tell me you don't know how to get MORE out of this versus the royal non-fucking fucking LESS you're getting now, can you? One individual can't be that goddamned stupid can they? Well I guess you wise up and I'm out of a gig so I ain't complaining. Anyways, make this fucking greedy bread gobbler, this cocksucking prick freeloader BYO, especially if by BYO you mean Bring Your Own Pussy So I Can Stick Something While You Stick Something. It's only fair. He brings a skank, you get to bone his skank. He doesn't bring a skank you get to bring a skank with the added proviso, he doesn't fuck the new skank. No way. He fucks ONLY your old skank. There is ONE pitfall here: he brings a skank which, while meeting the letter of the law, horrifies you beyond all measure--wooden legged, baldheaded, unshaved and unshowered--because you then have to duke her while he dukes your wife. And you watch. And grow angry. And ill. How to keep THAT from happening? Pray to God he hasn't already read this.