YO VINNIE,
I have a girlfriend who is pretty creeped/grossed out by cum. Doesn't want it anywhere IN her mouth. But that's not my problem because she loves it sprayed all over her face. Good compromise, right? Except sometimes when she's on her knees, mouth open, and I am jerking my cock, and she's waiting for me I can't come. Maybe it's the idea that she's waiting for me, I don't know. I freeze up. She gets tired of waiting and it ends in disappointment for everybody and I can't really explain why and I hesitate to tell her not to do this at all because at this point that'd mean not getting my cock sucked at all, which I like. Advice? -- Long John (by email)
WE'D FEEL PERFECTLY FINE HAVING HER SUCK JUST ABOUT AS LONG AS IT TOOK...IN THIS INSTANCE ABOUT 3 SECONDS...FOR THE LOAD SHE SO ARDENTLY SEEMS TO DESIRE
Dear MR. SILVER: A watched pot never boils and a waiting cock never bubbles?
Jesus, I almost don't know what to tell you. I mean when I was a bouncer I went to take a piss in the bathroom and as I was standing at the urinal I noticed that everybody IN the bathroom at that point in time was someone who I had violently detached from the club at one point or another and for the first time in my life, in contemplating a prison style rape, I got shy kidney, but your problem?
Usually this type of anticipatory anxiety is a model of brain over brawn...I mean the first time I fucked, or tried to fuck, HOT BOX her pussy was so goddamned tight that no amount of cock leverage or spit let me work the crank into her cooze so I became a firm believer in the power of personal persuasion and so your deal of sympathic feelings over her predicament might be allayed somewhat if you know/knew that
1] you have alllllll the time in the world (I mean how much time you invest in eating her pussy? Hours? Hours and hours?),
2] despite your need for a sense of transgression to pull this off, she really WANTS your load on her face...even more than in her mouth....and if you break up the waiting and you jerking with a solid and deep fucking of her mouth she'll be working and not waiting for you to start working and voila pressure OFF.
The other option, the NUCLEAR option?
Is to call us and let us do that thing we do called: helping.
The choice is goddamned yours.
