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ONLY BLONDES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Sexsense Rating: ONE "Back to the Stone Age of Fucking" BUSTED NUTS European porn directors, anno 2010, should have "grown up" watching porn makers such as Pierre Woodman, Chrisoph Clark and Rocco Siffredi, all fine fuckers who helped make Euro porn some of the best shit ever. And no small...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2011 09:32 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS MANIA 2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: FIVE "Gentle Reminders" BUSTED NUTS ASS MANIA 2 reminds us of several things: That tight bodies are better than fat bodies, real breasts are better than fake, Euro sluts are hotter than American ones (unless the Euro slut is from England and is named ISABEL, in which...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2011 09:21 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
REAL WIFE STORIES 6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Brazzers Rating: THREE AND A HALF "Ass Backwards Bonus" BUSTED NUTS Something's amiss with the priorities on this one. The least attractive women - the ones with stupid superhero fake racks, fried whore faces and two-hole only capabilities, make the cover and are part of the main feature. Meanwhile, the...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2011 09:11 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
POUND THE ROUND 3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: TWO "One Goddamn Saving Grace" BUSTED NUTS It happened again. A really cute woman ruined herself with silicone. MICAH MOORE was adorable in no small part because she had small, real breasts. Paired with her bubble butt and cute face gave her something unique and fucking hot...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2011 08:51 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MEATBALL [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Arrow Rating: FIVE "More, More, More" BUSTED NUTS The theme song is as catchy as any theme song in the history of theme songs that managed to mix and match the sheer genius of "BY...MEN-NEN!" with "NA-BIS-CO!" and here in this '70s grindhouse regular the haunting cry of "MEAT. BALLS."...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 10:11 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LICK IT ALL UP [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Baby Doll Pictures Rating: THREE "Foul!" BUSTED NUTS "Six Killer Young Babes Who Don't Miss a Drop!" Um maybe not, starring real live Persian, PERSIA, her scene is but one scene of six that don't deliver what was promised in the title of this fuck flick. Seriously, who writes the...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 09:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ONE NIGHT IN PARIS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FIVE "Witness The Goddamned Awesome Nut-Busting Power Of Celebrity While PARIS HILTON Squirms" BUSTED NUTS This. This...is...so right, from so many different points of view. Sooooo many different points of view, that I don't even know where to goddamn start. So I'll just start the best...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 09:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SLAM IT IN HER ASS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Harmony/Evil Angel Rating: THREE "You Hear It...First" BUSTED NUTS This is one of, if not THE most, slick/polished pornographic endeavors I've yet seen. In fact, it reminds me more of a Linkin Park video than what you and I would envision in a fuck flick. Everything from the blatantly homosexual...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 08:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FLIRTIN' & SQUIRTIN' [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Baby Doll Pictures Rating: FOUR "Log Flume Ride" BUSTED NUTS Talk about wet pussy. No. I mean really. Talk about it. I'll wait. Anyways, this movie is all about flirting. And squirting. And lots of it. Squirting I mean. And curiously enough: very little flirting. Featuring the super freak CYTHEREA,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2011 11:52 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
KATSUMI'S DIRTY DEEDS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FIVE "We Make War That We May Live In Peace" BUSTED NUTS Midget alert! Midget alert! Yep, this one has a midget. But unlike most of today's porn, it's not KURT LOCKWOOD. Instead it's NAPOLEON, showing up for what might be KATSUMI'S personal Waterloo. And unlike...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2011 09:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LET ME TELL YA 'BOUT WHITE CHICKS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCA Rating: FIVE "Kobe Tested, Kobe Approved" BUSTED NUTS You might have to look long and motherfucking hard before you find another porno that stars actors that been in movies with Opie, JJ Walker, and Spearchucker from, respectively, Happy Days, Good Times, and MASH, but you got one here. JACK...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2011 10:26 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BOMBARDED WITH SPERM [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Black Widow Productions Rating: ONE "Operation Barbarossa = Bad Idea" BUSTED NUTS This movie is touted as "Germany's Best Ultra Hardcore." Germany, a country known for its high degree of sensitivity and love of all things fire related, actually HAS Best Ultra Hardcore. Germany, I think, has no German equivalent...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 09:23 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SEAN MICHAELS' BLACK BALLIN' [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: TWO "Say My Name Bitch" BUSTED NUTS Welcome to SEAN MICHAELS' BLACK BALLIN'. That's BLACK BALLIN.' By SEAN MICHAELS. Featuring SEAN MICHAELS. In the movie BLACK BALLIN'. Starring SEAN MICHAELS. Erm. OK, John, one more time for Ringo...this is BLACK BALLIN'!! With SEAN MICHAELS. HER NAME,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 05:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
OLD THROAT GAGGERS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Totally Tasteless Video Rating: FIVE "Like A Kind Of Penis Polident" BUSTED NUTS NINE OLD COCKSUCKERS.... indeed. Sort of the same thought I had today standing around in the fucking Supermarket waiting for Grandma Goddamned Moses to do a feeble-hand pull of all 87 cents, in pennies, from her fucking...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 01:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
HOOTER HEAVEN [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Knob Ryder Rating: FOUR "Where Does Semen Go When It Dies?" BUSTED NUTS There's something about the word "HOOTER" that's been horribly, horribly degraded by the witheringly generic franchise restaurant chain whose scantily clad waitsluts will not fuck you no matter how big of a tip you leave. You see,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 01:36 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
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