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YOUNG LATIN ASS 7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: ONE AND A HALF "Bait and Switch" BUSTED NUTS Young Latin Ass 7 seems to be about asses. You'd think so. I dunno. I just had a feeling. It's not really about asses. Out of the five women in the vid, only two get ass fucked. Oh, sure,...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 2, 2010 01:07 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG WET TITS #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR "You Had Us At Big" BUSTED NUTS Ah, Elegant Angel..."Where the girls cum too." Well, it sure seems as if they are in this little gem, but that's the wonder of the female orgasm...you just may never really know. Unless, of course, they are actually squirting...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 04:00 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BARELY LEGAL GLORY HOLES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO AND A HALF "R.I.P. Natural Tits" BUSTED NUTS AUBREY ADDAMS is still with us, but her boobs have passed on. May they rest in peace. Addams is the latest porn chick who thought her career could be furthered with a fake rack. Like all the others, she...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 11:59 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SERIAL FUCKERS #2: YOU FUCK ME SO GOOD IT MAKES ME WANNA SHIT! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Dane Rating: FIVE "Alllllll Over The Place" BUSTED NUTS BLOOD. SNOT. PISS. VOMIT. You turned on yet? No? Fuck. Tough crowd. How about THIS? SHIT? DIRTY POOPY SHITS? I can see you warming up to this now. BLOODY SNOTTY PISSY VOMITING SHITTY DIRTY POOPY SHIT PANTS!!!! Fuck it, babe. That...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 11:57 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I WANNA CUM INSIDE YOUR MOM #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
White Ghetto Films Rating: THREE "Happy Fuckin' Father's Day" BUSTED NUTS This is as mixed of a bag as you're likely to get whilst considering the venerable art of rating and ranking mixed bags. Despite the whole dubious White Ghetto production trip [you ever been to South Boston?] and the...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 10:44 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ERIK EVERHARD'S CANADIAN BEAVER [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FIVE "Gimme Back My Back Bacon, Eh." BUSTED NUTS Holy fucking lordy goodness - I have almost spoffed my load just watching the title sequence of this DVD, it was THAT good. Ice cube packs now on standby. Fingers crossed it'll live up to expectations - 10...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 09:09 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PERVERTED NURSE'S CUM SHOWER NURSING [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
A-6 Rating: FOUR "St. Goddamned Right HERE" BUSTED NUTS I wanna peep as the nurse masturbating. I wanna have the nurse suck my cock. I wanna have the nurse give me a handjob. I wanna fuck the nurse in the hospital. We wanna shoot on the nurse. I wanna fuck...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 08:32 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL ASSASSINS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Rating: THREE "Oh For A Perfect Cast..." BUSTED NUTS The gospel according to the kick-ass named KELLY FUCKIN' WELLS: 1. "There's no fucking like ass fucking." 2. "A cock is a tool for ass fucking." 3. "I'm just a dumb fucking porn cunt -- I deserve to be fucked...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 06:23 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WHERE'S THE CUM? #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: TWO & A HALF "I Got A Good Guess" BUSTED NUTS With the gonzo on-camera begging from each girl of "where's the cum?," this title is certainly delivering the goods in its title sequence. The girls all look pretty hot, not top dollar, but can deal...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2010 10:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN INSEMINATION #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fifth Element Rating: THREE "Credit Where It's Due" BUSTED NUTS Five volumes deep and TONY PORNO's still inept at filming his own penis penetrating Thai pussies. You'd think there might be some kind of "craft advancement," "learning on the job," or "hiring someone else to point the camera away from...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2010 07:06 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE JEFFERSONS: A XXX PARODY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Video Team Rating: TWO "Bandwagon Formula" BUSTED NUTS Skullgame fucks the world in general. So, to us, the "allure" of watching a porn because it fulfills some non-existent fantasy of Gilligan giving it to Ginger, or Marsha Brady getting a load on her face, is lost on us. MARIE LUV,...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 11, 2010 10:42 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASHLYNN BROOKE'S ADVENTURES IN SEX [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: ONE "Start the Bus" BUSTED NUTS We're thankful today. Actually, we had been appreciative for some time now, but it hadn't consciously occurred to us until this very moment. The great dirtbag TONY T appears to be definitively out of porn. It seems that he finally got...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 9, 2010 09:41 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
POUND THE ROUND [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: TWO "Unfired Ordnance" ROUNDS POUNDED Pound the Round. Nice. An assfuck video. Except some "rounds" go unpounded. What is this bullshit? Three out of five chicks don't get assfucked. That's a 60% fail rate, which, even if it were a 60% success rate, would still be a...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 08:26 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM STAINED CASTING COUCH #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: THREE "Who's Paying The Dry Cleaning On This?" BUSTED NUTS So, it has always been a mystery to me: who is responsible for steam cleaning a couch after numerous loads of dick snot are shot all over it throughout the course of a porn production? Is...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 03:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BRANDON IRON'S PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum Pictures Rating: TWO "Acting While I'm Jerking Means I'm Not Jerking When You're Acting" BUSTED NUTS I reviewed another 'Photographic Mammaries' DVD a while back, and I wasn't too impressed...but then again I'm into hardcore plastic barbiedolls with more silicone than a Microsoft factory. So sue me. It's all...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 02:57 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
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