Harmony/Evil Angel

Rating: THREE "You Hear It...First" BUSTED NUTS

This is one of, if not THE most, slick/polished pornographic endeavors I've yet seen. In fact, it reminds me more of a Linkin Park video than what you and I would envision in a fuck flick. Everything from the blatantly homosexual Moby soundtrack to JENNIFER DARK'S homage to Bobby Brown via the ever-so-stylish headset that she brandishes mid-gape and post-gag, just screams TRL like a 16-year-old girl in the streets of Time Square...

...right down to the pimp motherfucker, hands stuffed crassly down the front of his pants, in the background -- smiling, eyeing, plotting, and making those in near vicinity visibly nervous.

"NO, NO, NO, NO!!! NOT THE MOUTH!!! THE ASS!!! THE ASS!!!" JENNIFER DARK ASKING, ONCE AGAIN, WHERE "IT" SHOULD BE SLAMMED.

But these limey cunts are all worth tossing a dick at; and despite it's rather poppy ambience it's actually fairly hardcore. We're talking gaping assholes, quacking/gagging blowjobs sure to make Donald Duck run headfirst into traffic, DP's...y'know...the standard fare you expect when you pick up anything that says Evil Angel in the bottom right hand corner; even if they only serve as distributors in this case.

But it's nothing special; nothing that would stick out in my mind TWO hours after watching; nothing you must own--but it serves it's purpose well enough. My tastes are more geared toward the grittier end of the spectrum but the RENEE PORNERO/VICKY SIN segment struck me as impressive enough to give it an above average rating. But I won't attempt to sway you strongly in either direction.

In fact I even promise not to call you a "fag" or punch you in the throat if you decide to buy this--and that takes something... -- JUDGE ROY BEAN

Buy It NOW!