Red Light District

Rating: FIVE "We Make War That We May Live In Peace" BUSTED NUTS

Midget alert! Midget alert!

Yep, this one has a midget. But unlike most of today's porn, it's not KURT LOCKWOOD. Instead it's NAPOLEON, showing up for what might be KATSUMI'S personal Waterloo.

And unlike most Red Light videos, this one's a feature, not a gonzo. So it's got a story that, umm, err, it was kinda blurry. If you get my drift.

Directed by MANUEL FERRARA, it exhibits the same aesthetic permeating most of Private's fetish flicks. That is, "fetish" is defined not by extreme sexual acts, rather by dressing everyone in a rubber girdle.

And heavy eye-shadow. Including the guys...it's not a coincidence the word "thespian" sounds like a lisp.

KATSUMI. DON'T LET THE SMOOTH TASTE FOOL YOU. OR YOUR LOAD.

But the reeeeal question here is, how much KATSUMI is too much KATSUMI? Appearing in every scene, and looking a little heavier around the hips, the French-Vietnamese starlet emerges...all the better for it.

Yep, we love KATSUMI cos KATSUMI loves loads. In fact, we'd like to bestow upon her the coveted SkullGame Load of Honor. This is a special award, to be worn with pride, at civic occasions, on or around the chin. -- MR. XTRA

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