Black Widow Productions

Rating: ONE "Operation Barbarossa = Bad Idea" BUSTED NUTS

This movie is touted as "Germany's Best Ultra Hardcore." Germany, a country known for its high degree of sensitivity and love of all things fire related, actually HAS Best Ultra Hardcore. Germany, I think, has no German equivalent of either BEST or ULTRA. Which just goes to show you that when you're the best turd in a pile of turds you're probably still a turd. And invariably...this movie is a turd.

IT'S RAINING MEN. WELL, PARTS OF THEM AT LEAST.

Featuring only one female to...I don't know...20 guys? You see, normally this is a ratio I could deal with, hell, prefer even, however the female in this, CISSIE something or other. Yeah, she is disturbing to say the least.

Problem ONE: The cum shots are poorly delivered, some even landing far short of her face. You should never have a wasted cum shot in a bukkake video. Never.

Problem TWO: The cum shots are poorly choreographed. You got guys here and there, shooting loads out of turn. First rule of any gangbang and/or bukkake video: knowing one's place in line.

Problem THREE: The dubbing. Done in the same style as pretty much anything pre-1990: a dubbed-in moaning track that is essentially a 5-second moan on a continuous loop. As if this isn't bad enough, the moan sometimes continues even when her mouth is closed or even talking to someone offset, which begs the question: was the AUDIO guy even watching the movie?

Yeah. Probably about as much as I did. -- ITALIAN SAL

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