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Rating: FIVE "Kobe Tested, Kobe Approved" BUSTED NUTS

You might have to look long and motherfucking hard before you find another porno that stars actors that been in movies with Opie, JJ Walker, and Spearchucker from, respectively, Happy Days, Good Times, and MASH, but you got one here.

JACK "MOTHERFUCKING" BAKER is that actor and his flick, LET ME TELL YA 'BOUT WHITE CHICKS is the DARK BROTHERS feature from the '80s that has Baker, among others, fucking white ho after white ho in what can only be described as a fucking WHITE HO ORGY.

What can be said about brother man Baker that hasn't already been said about Robert Parrish? That's one ugly brother but he can ball. And more than that his primer on how to handle the white woman species stands as an all time classic guidebook on letting a ho be a ho.

Slap it, pimp it, spin it around, LET ME TELL YA 'BOUT WHITE CHICKS comes with the KOBE BRYANT seal of goddamned approval and that's just fine with me.--CORNHOLIO

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