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Rating: FIVE "More, More, More" BUSTED NUTS

The theme song is as catchy as any theme song in the history of theme songs that managed to mix and match the sheer genius of "BY...MEN-NEN!" with "NA-BIS-CO!" and here in this '70s grindhouse regular the haunting cry of "MEAT. BALLS." rockets through the ages and into the newly released on DVD flick with DR. SCHMOCK (NY porn that heavily mines the industry's the Hebrew-Yiddisher Mami mines) HARRY REEMS. That and the snake dancing dingle that rocks to the jingle "MEAT. BALLS." throughout the trailer.

NOTE FOR PORN PURISTS: THE ABOVE PHOTO IS NOT FROM MEATBALLS BUT IS AN IMMEDIATELY PRE-RETIREMENT STILL OF REEMS ABOUT TO REAM A VERY YOUNG CHRISTY CANYON. YEAH. EXACTLY. A CAUSAL CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TAYTAY-OLOGY & THE LAST FLICK HE EVER MADE? COULD BE....COULD BE......

And the rest of the film, stinking as it does of yayo, mob money, and higher, make that HIGHER aspirations tells the story of DR. SCHMOCK, a zany fucking nutty nutty nutty mad-scientist who discovers Preparation X. You see, it's a formula that can make an ordinary meatball swell to twice its normal size. But whenever a guy eats it.......waaaaiiiiitttt........it also has a similar effect on HIM.

Get it?

Well REEMS, like the good Albert Hoffman before him who tripped on LSD for a week after taking the first major dose of the argot, fucks and gets sucked through the remainder of this 70 minute romp.

BUT IS IT GOOD?!?!?!?

Fuck YEAH. Despite the compulsively smirking REEMS [an earlier and Jewier incarnation of Commander in Thief Bush?], this flick is MADE purely on the presence of famous disco singer ANDREA TRUE, pubic hair, appropriately twisted direction by DEEP THROATS' Damiano, and good "old-fashioned" fucking but people who STILL thought fucking on FILM was not a career move but a totally transgressive and transcendent way to spend an afternoon, a bindle of coke and your seed. -- VINNIE ROSE

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