THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by the wonderfully creative celebration of brotherhood that is the World Cup 2006 of soccer wherein people of all kinds can get together...without regard for nationality, religion or creed...and chase down kikes, or kikish looking individuals, Africans, darkies and/or nig nots and fags, both general and assorted, and beat them with a variety of implements up to and including clubs, cudgels, bottles and belt buckles.
It's this kind of unity and unanimity of purpose that holds a candle of hope high for future generations of soccer lovers worldwide.
AND IN A POLISH JOKE WAITING TO HAPPEN, THE GERMAN MILITARY MAN STARTS WORKING HIS WAY EAST....
OAKLAND A'S MEXICAN PITCHER ESTEBAN LOAIZA IN DRUNKEN FERRARI SPEED FLAP, CLAIMS MEXICANISM IN DEFENSE.
"OYE, ES-AY....E-E-I-O!!!" ESTEBAN LOAIZA DEFENDING HIMSELF THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW: USING NOTHING BUT VOWELS
OAKLAND (SkullGame) -- ESTEBAN LOAIZAEROATOAIEOE, 34, was stopped on Wednesday morning by the California Highway Patrol after he was observed at 2:40 a.m. driving his Ferrari in excess of 100 mph on Interstate 580 near San Leandro. He was arrested on suspicion of being a Mexican driving under the influence after officers detected what the CHP statement called "not surprisingly, a distinct odor of mexican food, oh, and um, alcohol ... on the driver's breath."
Loaiza, who failed the backward alphabet sobriety test, as well as the straight line walk, the Mexican hat dance and the Frito Bandito strut, was transported to North County Jail in Oakland, where he spent the night fending off the amorous advances of his countrymen who have completely misunderstood the premise behind the game of "beis balls."
Loaiza was signed by the A's to a three-year, $21 million contract last November. This season he is 1-3 in six starts, logging his first victory on June 8 after giving up one run in a seven-inning stint against the Cleveland Indians after spending time on the disabled list.
Asked about Loaiza's arrest on Wednesday evening, Oakland assistant general manager David Forst told reporters, "GODDAMN IT!!!! What's next?!!? Next thing you'll be telling me that the slut in the car with him was that 15-year old prositute he tried to tell us was his sister last week!!! Oh. I mean we're aware of the incident and it's an ongoing legal matter. We will have no further comment. We will let the legal proceedings play out."
JESSICA SIMPSON'S BELIEF IN GERBIL-POWERED CARS SHAKEN TO THE QUICK
"I'M SOOOOOOOO SLEEPY....TOO...MUCH....THINKING...."
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Singer/actress, slutress and pot about to call the kettle black JESSICA SIMPSON amused PAMELA ANDERSON at a recent party, when she asked the former "Baywatch" star how to chew, breathe, how to make mock, why they call it Grape Nuts, and how to run slowly.
The pop hitmaker is well-known for her blunders since she asked estranged gay husband NICK LACHEY if tuna product Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken on their reality show "Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica" in 2003.
Simpson was overheard asking Anderson, "How did you guys run so slowly in the opening scene of 'Baywatch'?"
Anderson went on, using stickfigures drawn with her spit on the glass tabletop, to explain the concept of filming in slow motion to Simpson.
MADONNA: YOU SUCK. BRITNEY: NO, YOU SUCK. WHILE NANNIES BREASTFEED THEIR OFFSPRING.
"SO'S I TOLD THIS BITCH...'LISSSEN BITCH....JUST CUZ I KISSED YOU DON'T MEAN I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME,' HAHAHA....SAY, RAMON...COULD YOU GET ME A NEW TAI MAI...BE A DEAR." BRITNEY PREGNANT WITH KID #2 ON THE DECK OF HER SCHOONER SUX-A-LOT
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- Crazy, career-destructor MADONNA has ended her friendship with JewHating Negro Lover BRITNEY SPEARS, after Spears announced she was no longer studying Kabbalah, according to media reports.
Pop great Madonna had reportedly taken Spears under her fleshy wing and spent a great deal of time and money educating her about Kabbalah and "other Jew stuff." Spears revealed she was quitting Kabbalah on her personal Web site, where she declared her new "religion" was caring for her son, Sean Preston by caring for his nanny's need for approximately $1600 a week, as well as "tai mai's" and keeping track of husband and negro impersonator KEVIN FEDERLINE.
According to MSNBC.com's The Scoop, Madonna is also demanding Spears return a 12th century book on the religion she gave to the singer as a wedding gift. A source says, "Madonna spent months teaching Britney the Kabbalah system, and splashed out thousands on the ancient scripture for her trying to turn this into the new Dianetics. She feels she has wasted time, money and precious lesbian-like gifts on Brit."
Spears, who was raised a Baptist, has allegedly been working with a "Christian life coach" to help her through recent emotional rough patches such as sucking, sucking and even more sucking, especially as it applies to her husband, her mouth, and the wound that is her erstwhile husband.
OJ SIMPSON SEX VID...MURDEROUSLY SEEEXXXYYY!!!
WHAT'S BLACK, WHITE, AND RED ALL OVER? RON GOLDMAN STABBED 13 TIMES, THAT'S WHAT!!! SEXY SEXY SEXY.
FLORIDA (SkullGame) -- OJ SIMPSON is at the center of a new sex tape controversy following claims from a porn promoter that he caught the former football star in a threesome.
David Hans Schmidt is selling the footage he states features Simpson on the Internet, but Simpson insists the guy in the video isn't a murderer, nor is the guy in the video him.
While Simpson's lawyer Yale Gallanter confirms Simpson was with ex-girlfriend Christie Prody and Playboy model Patty Kuprys on the night the video was shot in March 2001, he insists the tape is fake. Because Simpson was out that night, looking for his wife's killers.
The attorney says, "This tape is garbage and we can prove it. OJ wouldn't do anything like this."
NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON, PICTURED ABOVE, AS SHE APPEARED AT THE END OF AN ALTOGETHER ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THREESOME VIDEO.
But Schmidt, the man behind COLIN FARRELL's recent sex tape controversy, insists, "OJ is welcome to say that's not him on the tape ... like he's welcome to say that he didn't knife fuck his ex-wife and her boyfriend, or that Barretta didn't shoot that trailer trash ex-wife of his in the head, or that President Bush was running down gooks with an M-16 outside of Saigon in 1972, but there's no question in my mind that the real OJ is having sexy sex sex on this tape. While, it should be noted, he searches for his wife's killers."
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