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NEWSFLASH: OLIVIA'S BACK!!!!!!!!!
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY (SkullGame) -- It's not been often that we hear from The Sainted OLIVIA, the woman without whose existence we'd just be abusing youse at the next bar stool with tales of our general dick-based derring do, but we just did. Abuse you, you fuck. AND heard from the Hot Bitch Goddess of MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME.
WHAT SHE SENT US
Forthwith our latest missive from the mistress of our eternal and undying psychotic love.
Vinnie,
Hey I'm not sure if we have ever met but a friend sent me this link, and it's some way funny shit. Just wondering what's the deal with Olivia? why her? I think you're great. Thanks for having fun with the porn thing, as I do myself.
Then she wrote a buncha shit about how fucking cool we were. And, um, sexy. And about how we fuck so well. And how she misses us. And then after we woke up we realized with a sudden quaking shock that the friend who had sent her the link was CORNHOLIO and so we got all depressed since this most assuredly means a few things.
1) CORNHOLIO is now officially out of jail.
2) Being officially out of jail he's probably on his way back here.
and
3) He's probably banged her behind our sleeping backs.
WHAT WE'LL PRINT: OLIVIA SAFELY ENSCONCED IN THE STONY LONESOME WHERE SHE ENJOYS A LITTLE WEST, WEWAXATION, AND DANK WATER.
But before he gets back to the office we thought we'd answer her question about our affection for the character OLIVIA that OLIVIA has created.
Why her/you, baby?
Because you have good drugs, and you are not stingy with them. Because you fuck like we pray. Because Cornholio said he went by your house and found you crying and screaming into the telephone no fewer than three times. In a week. Because you're as crazy as we feel. Because even though you fucked Cornholio you never KISSED him. Because out of all the sluts, ho's, nut jumpers, ball breakers, nap weavers, neck knifers, bitches and lesbians who have joined the remaining 97 percent of the world that has chosen NOT to fuck Cornholio, you, truly and completely stood alone and DID. Giving him stories to tell us and dreams that we could all dream. And finally: your soul.
We mean, in the end, we didn't choose YOU, really. You chose US.
Hope this makes some sort of sense on the restraining order application.
Love,
Vinnie
ANOTHER ITALIAN SALVO: HELP! HURRICANE! SEND SLUTS!!!
CALLING ALL SEA SLUTS!!! CALLING ALL SEA SLUTS!!!
ITALIAN SAL'S Personal of the Week
HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIM NEEDS BLOW JOB NOW!!!
Reply to: anon-97793778@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-15, 3:03PM PDT
Have a heart people! I have been through so much, what with the inaction of George Bush and the evil republicans what I can really use is a good blow job to make up for how badly I have been fucked by Washington's non response to our collective plight. Please help (listen up, white women) me get past this horrible, horrible hardship.
Thank you, very much.
CAMERON DIAZ ENTREPRENEUR GETS 4 YEARS OF ANAL RAPE FOR DARING TO SELL CANDIDS OF CELEB CUNT. SKULLGAME HOWLS IN PROTEST, WHILE ROBERT BLAKE ADMONISHES, "HEY. YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME, THEN DON'T SHOOT THE BITCH IN THE HEAD, OH. UM. I MEAN THE TIME
OFF TO 4 YEARS OF ANAL RAPE, YOU MALEFACTOR, YOU. MY TITS ARE NOT FOR SALE. UNLESS THEY ARE. AT A 84 PERCENT RETURN OF GROSS.
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- In mockery of justice matched only by the illegal detainment, arrest and incarceration of MANUEL NORIEGA, the photographer convicted of trying to sell topless pictures of CAMERON DIAZ, apparently a crime in a state where you can legally have sex with a goat, after forging her signature on a contract, allegedly, was sentenced to nearly four years of anal rape in prison Thursday.
Bidnessman JOHN RUTTER, who prosecutors accused of trying to blackmail Diaz for $3 million over the bondage-themed snapshots taken before she was famous, was found guilty in July of the trumped-up rich cunt charges of attempted grand theft, forgery and perjury.
Rutter, 43, had asked Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor for probation, saying that the case was a misunderstanding and that he had never intended Diaz any harm. The photographer, who faced a maximum term of five years behind bars, was sentenced to three years and eight months in prison. Rutter testified at the trial that he believed Diaz's signature on a model release was genuine and that he wanted to give her the chance to keep the 1992 photos out of circulation.
During her testimony, Diaz acknowledged posing for the snapshots, or slutshots, when she was a 19-year-old slut looking to break into Hollywood, but said she never signed a release (with her writing hand) and felt betrayed when Rutter, an honest, god-fearing pornographer tried to avoid anal rape and continued penury by trying to sell her the pictures in 2003 and the judge, on recess from freeing alleged wife gunner-in-the-head bulleter ROBERT BLAKE, apparently agreed.
Justice. Hollywood style.
DESPERATE PARIS HILTON HACKER SENTENCED TO 12 MONTHS OF ANAL RAPE FOR NOT BEING OJ SIMPSON
PARIS HILTON DEMONSTRATING HOW 17-YEAR-OLD COMPUTER WHIZ WILL AMUSE HIMSELF IN JAIL NOW THAT HER CELLPHONE, SAUSAGE SUCKING WAYS & PUBLIC WELFARE IS ADJUDGED TO BE SAFE FROM FURTHER HARM.
BOSTON (SkullGame) -- The teenager/boy genius who hacked into PARIS HILTON'S niggardly attended cell phone and published its contents on the Internet earlier this year has been sentenced to 11 months in a juvenile ass-raping correctional facility.
The accused was a 17-year-old boy from Massachusetts, according to a Washington Post report Wednesday, but prosecutors refuse to reveal his identity because he is a juvenile under federal law.
Prosecutors did confirm that the boy pleaded guilty to nine counts of juvenile delinquency -- including hacking, theft of personal information and making bomb threats to high schools -- in Boston's U.S. District Court last week.
During his incarceration and for a further two years after his release, the unnamed boy is prohibited from using computers, cell phones or any other technologies capable of connecting to the Internet.
While that disgusting slut soldiers on.
This is a sociological disgrace.
