FRIGHTENED BY THE PROTUBERANT BREAST OF DOOM, THE 47th ANNUAL GRAMMYS SIT QUIETLY IN A CORNER AND TRY TO MAKE BELIEVE THAT THE TERRORISTS HAVE NOT ALREADY FUCKING WON

SkullGame's CORNHOLIO Alleges "A Motherfucking Racist Conspiracy."

"NAKED WHITE BITCHES EVERYWHERE, AND NOT A BOYCOTT IN FUCKING SITE"

LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- CORNHOLIO, SkullGame's eminence grise while attending this year's Grammy's started telling just about anyone who would listen "that it's all just a motherfucking racist conspiracy.

"I GUESS IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY FOR HALF NAKED WHITE BITCHES TO GO TO THE GRAMMYS. PERFECTLY FUCKING OKAY."

"I mean you got naked white bitches all over the place. Look, look over there, there's one..." he noted pointing out actress CHRISTINA RICCI. "I CAN SEE HER TITTIES AND AIN'T NO ONE ASKING HER TO APOLOGIZE FOR SHIT!"

I AM WHITE AND NAKED AND THAT'S PERFECTLY A-OK, AMERICA!!!!

"We cain't even get that murdering bitch COURTNEY LOVE to keep her clothes on and yet...." he paused sputtering, next to some white broad named BEYONCE. "There are no boycotts. WHY? WHY? I'll tell you why: fear of a Black Tit. Goddamned right," he muttered sagely. "See, I have a dream that one day white bitches and black bitches will, together in equality, show titties on TV, at the bank, in the gas stations and along the byways and underpasses of life. This is my goddamned dream."

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THE VIDEO LINE DEDICATED TO SHOWING THAT EBONY AND IVORY CAN EXIST IN GODDAMNED HARMONY

"WHAT? SHE NAKED TOO?!?! GODDAMMIT

"OH, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. YOU SEE, I'M WHITE!!!"

Ending his Grammy reportage in a headshaking lather of outrage, CORNHOLIO was noted to be overheard muttering as he headed over to KATE MANTILINI'S with KOBE BRYANT, "I'ma going to show them Black titty, until Black titty coming outta their ass. And I ain't talkin' about that old VANESSA WILLIAMS shit either....

"I'M TALKIN' ABOUT NEW, FRESH BLACK ASS....ALL OVER SKULLGAME, FROM HERE ON OUT BABY!!!"