And in a never-ending festival of HATE..."I guess you think you're really pretty fucking smart for printing my email on your stupid fucking site. Well you just wait until you come to Austin. We'll be seeing you then."
YEAH. YOU SURE FUCKING WILL YOU DIRTY PIECE OF FUCKING HUMAN GARBAGE.
WHEN THE SINGING STOPS: SKULLGAME'S SENTIMENTAL SOP TO OUR TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES AND SHIT.
At SkullGame, especially this time of year, we take stock of all of what we have that we're thankful for and realize that it's not all about ass-fuckingly corrosive ridicule or even exploitation of the easily exploited. It's not even about dropping eggnogesque loads on the upturned chins of bald-headed senior citizens (thanks, Miri).
I CAME FOR THE CASH & STAYED FOR THE SPOOGE
No. It's about much more than that. It's about envying JULES JORDAN for going out with TEAGAN PRESLEY whom he describes as "nuts."
OH YEAHHH....SO I'M CRAZY, HUNH? CRAZY LIKE A FUCKING CRAB!
It's about punching faces previously unpunched.
IT AIN'T ABOUT THAT. IT'S ABOUT MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY...
It's about family and friends and doing as much for them as they've done for you. That is: nothing. And finally and most of all it's about the small, quiet dignified pleasures that come from telling women with eating disorders who want to appear in SkullGame films that they're "too fat."
In short: it's about LOVE.
MERRY JESUS CRUTCH ON A CHRISTMAS & HAPPY PUERTO RICAN NEW YEAR!!!!
YEAH YEAH. SURE. WHATEVER THE FUCK. UNREGENERATE SLUT KATHY WOODS 5 MINUTES INTO OUR OFFICE PARTY
ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM IT'S A BLAST, JOSH BROLIN CAME HOME & KICKED HER FAT SLUTTY ASS
YEAH YEAH, LAFF IT UP BABY. LAFF IT UP. NOW.
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- "Actor" and son of MR. BARBRA STREISAND, JOSH BROLIN was arrested at his Los Angeles home Sunday on charges of "slapping the holy fuck out of the notorious Brentwood pot roast burner," his wife of four months, DIANE LANE.
The actor, 36, was charged with "slapping the holy fuck outtery" and spousal battery and released after posting $20,000 bail, says the couple's spokeswoman, Kelly Bush.
Bush says, "There was a misunderstanding at their home based largely on the nature of carbon build up and how it affects 'the goddamned dinner' pot roast," adding that the arrest was "for the lowest-end misdemeanor charge of domestic slappery."
She adds, "Diane did not want to press charges, mostly on account of being unconscious and all from that door she ran into, and asked them not to arrest him, but in cases involving the possibility of any physical contact, the police have to arrest first, ask questions later."
Bush says the two are back together in their home "and are embarrassed the matter went this far. In fact they are so embarrassed that he's whipping up on her as I speak."
SHARON STONE DROPPED LIKE ONE BY HER WISED UP BEAU
"PLEASE. CAN I STILL BE FAMOUS? I SHOWED MY TITS IN A MOVIE. SEE? SEE? DOESN'T THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING?!?" NO.
THE STREET OF BROKEN DREAMS (SkullGame) -- SHARON STONE reportedly is heartbroken after her lawyer boyfriend Bernie Cahill, wised the fuck up and got out. The two-time loser, three if you count her divorce from a serviceable career, Stone, "Basic Instinct" star, 46, has apparently never been dropped by a lover before -- she has always been the one to call things off despite being insufferable beyond all human measure.
A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "This is the first time a man has ever ended it with Sharon, she's gutted."
Well get used to it baby.
PJ HARVEY TIRED OF SHOWING SNATCH, DECIDES TO SHOW SNATCH ONE LAST TIME BEFORE PLAYING 'LAST SNATCH SHOW' EVER
SNATCH NO MO'
PARIS (SkullGame) -- British singer PJ HARVEY stunned fans in Paris Saturday night, by announcing she is never going to show her snatch to strangers again.
The rock musician, who has been promoting her seventh studio album Uh Huh Her, shocked the small audience of nervous Frenchmen at Studio 287 in Paris by declaring she will avoid playing live snatch shows again.
Harvey told her fans the concert would be "the last snatch show I will ever play."
But you'll live forever on SkullGame, baby. And what a gift to Baby Jesus on this the almost eve of His non-birthday!!!
