AND because of a recent turn of events [drug testing periodically until probation wears off] a new spirit of temperance has hit us here at SkullGame named BEAN and/or VINNIE. Per our court mandated instruction an anti-drug PSA.
WHILE YOU'RE PURCHASING MORE. IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE!
"FINAL FUCKING FOUR IS FUCKING FIXED," AMERICAN LOSERS WARMING UP FOR EVENTUAL SOUL CRUSHING FUCKING FINALE OF NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP
YES. IN A SHORT BIT OF TIME MUCH OF AMERICA, & ITS LOSERS, WILL FEEL THE PROBING PLUG OF COLLEGIATE ATHLETICS.
DETROIT (SkullGame) -And then there were ones.
Four No. 1s, that is.
Kansas wore down Stephen Curry and plucky upstart Davidson with its size and strength, holding on for a 59-57 victory Sunday that put all four No. 1 seeds into the Final Four for the first time, specifically in order to fuck American losers out rent, car payments and dinner. Three nights out of seven.
''We wanted to make history,'' Mario Chalmers said, ''and we did. Specifically we wanted to ream Jeffrey Watkins out of his last $50 and this we did too.''
After Kansas' Sherron Collins missed with 21 seconds left, the 10th-seeded Wildcats got one last chance to create a situation where a significant number of overextended losers would zig whilst he zagged and lose this month's mortgage payment. Curry was double-teamed, much like gamblers nationwide, and could not get off a shot and was forced to pass to Jason Richards , whose 25-footer from the top of the key thudded off the backboard. Much like Frank Pizsko's attempt to renegotiate the 5 longs he will be down at the series' conclusion.
Richards dropped to his back at midcourt while the Jayhawks celebrated with a measure of relief. Completely unlike what Mike Molenda will feel upon trying to explain to his wife what happened to Christmas 2008. And 2009.
CAREER DESTROYER MADONNA ATTEMPTING TO "HELP" BRITNEY'S BY ADOPTING YET ANOTHER NEGRO
"ANY MORE YOU GOT LAYING AROUND? THAT ARE GOOD WITH GARDEN SHEARS? CUZ, I'LL TAKE 'EM ALL."
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- MADONNA wants the media to leave BRITNEY SPEARS alone. "They need to step off," she told the "Yo on E!" satellite radio show. "For real ... Let's go save her. Because multimillionaires always need to be saved. In fact we're going to start accepting donations."
Madonna, 49, and husband the ex-GUY RITCHIE have a son, Rocco, 7, and are raising a Malawian boy they want to adopt. To shop. And clean up. And shit.
"He's the life of the party," she said of David, who she brought home from Africa in 2006. "He loves music, he's an amazing dancer. ... He's a character. Who loves to mop and not use wire hangers."
As for speculation that her marriage is on the rocks, Madonna said: "It is ridiculous. ... I don't pay much attention to it. I have successfully ground Guy's career under foot into so many shards of tiny glass. Of that there is no question." The singer's spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg recently dismissed media reports that the Ritchies have split up, saying they "remain happily married. I mean what the fuck ELSE is Guy going to now?"
EX-PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON TELLS AMERICA TO "LOOSEN UP. HERE LET ME GET YOU A DRINK. THERE. ISN'T THAT BETTER?"
"BOXERS, BABY. ALL THE FUCKING WAY."
SAN JOSE (SkullGame) -- Former President BILL CLINTON, pushing his wife's longshot presidential campaign, assured California Democrats today that the increasingly hard-edged contest won't hurt the party's prospects in November. Especially not if everybody just "chills the fuck out. Here, smoke this."
"Now we're going to win this election if we chill out and let everybody have their say," he told more than 20 delegates to the state Democratic Party convention in San Jose. At the Ramada. Room 168. "We can win this election if we just let this play out, stay together, grab hands and signal to America we want to change the future of the country. Did I say grab hands already?"
Although California voters already backed New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton in the Feb. 5 primary, the former president was back in the state to woo, with kisses, hugs and "bomb ass mouth sex" the state's 21 superdelegates who haven't yet announced whom they're backing in the scramble for the nomination.
