BUT first this celebratory kick off of International Hostility & Depression Day with a SALT IN HIS GAME exclusive: ITALIAN SAL'S SITING OF A CRAZY URINE-STAINED BROAD STANDING AT THE BUS STOP WITH MISMATCHED SHOES & A ROLL OF FAT OVER HER GUT THAT VINNIE ONCE FUCKED
"HELLO. MY NAME IS LAVINA. AND I HATE YOUR PENIS. UNLESS YOU HAVE $48. THEN I WILL UNCOMFORTABLY MAKE LOVE TO IT. COMPLAINING ABOUT ITS WIDTH & GIRTH THE WHOLE TIME. OR AT LEAST UNTIL YOU BLOW A MERCY LOAD ON MY CHIN & SEND ME AWAY. SHORT BY ABOUT $5, I MIGHT ADD. THANK YOU SAL, FOR GIVING ME THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL THE WORLD THAT VINNIE FUCKED ME. SEVERAL TIMES. THANK YOU, SAL. THANK YOU."
And because International Hostility & Depression Day gives like no other holiday VINNIE ROSE in the full spirit of giving wanted to pay tribute to "THE HAIRY HANDICAPPED BEAST CALLED THE BEEFALO THAT SAL FUCKED FOR REASONS LARGELY UNKNOWN TO THE WESTERN WORLD"...
"SAL WAS SO KIND. IF THERE WAS AN AWARD FOR EATING SMELLY, DANK BUSH, WELL HE'D BE FIRST IN LINE TO GET IT. AND VINNIE? YOU'RE A WONDERFUL MAN FOR WANTING TO SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD FOR SAL. IT CAN ONLY HELP."
HURRAY!!! FOR HOSTILITY!!! AND DEPRESSION!!!!
"NOW GIMME SOME MORE HEROIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU. AND ANOTHER MOVIE ROLE SO I CAN AFFORD THE HEROIN. MAYBE A MOVIE ROLE WHERE I PLAY SOMEONE WHO LIKES HEROIN." BRAD RENFRO AT A RECENT LA BUST FOR BUYING HEROIN WORKING ON HIS MONOLOGUE ABOUT BUYING HEROIN.
AND BECAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING "HOW WAS AVN THIS YEAR?" OUR AVN SHOW REPORT
IT SUCKED. ALL OF IT THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE NARCOTICS & COOCH. WHICH WAS LARGE PARTS OF IT. THANKS FOR ASKING.
AN ITALIAN SAL EXCLUSIVE: RUPERT MURDOCH: THE ASS BATH IS THE NEW BIDET!!!
"MY ASS FEELS GREAT!!! AND BATHED!!!"
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- Sources close to primary shareholder and Chief executive of The News Corporation LTD Rupert Murdoch have been very busy leaking news about the informational Media tycoon pre-positioning himself on the cusp of the brand new “Sitz Bath” craze. Just recently acquiring the monstrous online community and networking website myspace.com this is being touted as the natural progression in Murduch’s bid to take over the minds, and sore anuses, or anii, of people all over the world. The owner of the Fox News Network, as well as many newspapers across the US, Europe and his home country Australia has always been an innovator, as well as a spotter of all things on the verge of taking off, the Sitz Bath being one of them.
As a side note, as well as direct component of this report, his daughter is married to a Negro.
AND SPEAKING OF NEGROES: IT'S SHARON STONE!!!
"I'M NO DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE. BUT YET I TOO OWN MY OWN NEGRO!"
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- "Actress" SHARON STONE is reportedly in "love" "again" -- with someone other than herself: retired Los Angeles Lakers basketball star "Negro" and lunatic of note RICK FOX.
WHY WOULD ONE POSSIBLY NOT WANT TO FUCK THIS ANY MORE? 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE? OHHHHH....WHYN'T YOU SAY SO!!!
Fox, who split from his wife VANESSA WILLIAMS in 2004, has reportedly started "dating" the "Basic Instinct" leg crosser and race mixer, but the couple wants to keep their romance a secret for the time being, according to a 12-page interview in In Touch magazine.
A source says, "Rick is smitten with her. Crazy smitten. I mean CRAZY. Have you SEEN her? He is waiting for the opportunity to take her out in public. Without a leash."
"I GIVE HER PICTURE MONEY. SHE PUT MY GENTLES IN HER MOUTH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEEE!!!"
At 36, the sports star is 11 years younger than the disgustingly aged and infirm Stone, who was recently romantically linked to internationally hostile and depressed Scottish chat-show host Craig Ferguson.
Meanwhile, Fox's singer/actress hot bitch ex Williams has reportedly moved on after their split by dating actor Rob "The Mack" Mack, who is 29 and 13 years younger than her, on the set of the new show. The couple has been spotted "holding" "hands" out and about in Miami, where the show is filmed.
