Platinum X Pictures

Rating: THREE & A HALF "Sweet, Sweet Hatred" BUSTED NUTS

In the annals of fashion nothing, it will be noted in the finer fournals of future note, will succeed like hatred has. Yes, yes, hatred is catching on like wildfire. And on a global scale. Democrats hate Republicans, National Socialist black metallers hate Blacks, rappers hate White people, people are losing their heads in Iraq, and the guy from "Ask A Guy Who Hates You is getting more work than he knows what to do with. Hell, JIMMY THE G exploded three more cars yesterday alone. And his customers LIKED it.

KYLIE IRELAND's RECTUM. RECTUM? IT DAMNED NEAR KILLED HIM!

So if you’re into hatred and destruction and the taste of blood and domination, check out ASS WRECKAGE, where the “rectums are wrecked recklessly.” Ass pokery abounds in every imaginable way here. And it's a good goddamned thing too.

Of course, no porn flick in 2004 about KARL MALONE's favorite non-basketball related pastime is complete without SANDRA ROMAIN, the empress of ass fuck. Sandra is way ahead of the cornholing cutting edge. Where the industry is still rubbing its hands sinisterly about the double anal procedure, Sandra is chuckling, ‘cause she knows that as soon as they can engineer dudes with two dicks, she’ll be doing quadruple anal.

Is this reaching you? If so, buy this movie. -- STEELY ROB

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