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ALEXIS TEXAS BUTTWOMAN RETURNS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: TWO AND A HALF "Stuck in a Rut" BUSTED NUTS ALEXIS TEXAS has always had the butt, but it wasn't until she was elected to the BUTTWOMAN hall of fame that she made proper use of her assets, and started getting asset fucked. Since then, it hasn't...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 19, 2010 10:08 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
1 IN THE PINK, 1 IN THE STINK #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: TWO "And The Other Holes?" BUSTED NUTS When you title your DVD with the intention of spoiling Christmas before it's even bloody arrived, there's always going to be a sense of a letdown. So, many girls get the DP treatment for the duration? Cool, but unless...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2010 07:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SUGARWALLS BT BLACK TALES #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR "Sheena Easton?" BUSTED NUTS Who or what the fuck is Sugarwalls?!?! Is it a director? A series? Look, I don't understand what exactly it has to do with BLACK TALES VOL. 3, but I commend it, whatever it is. Someone please get back to me on...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2010 10:25 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
YOUNG LATIN ASS #7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: ONE & A HALF "Bait and Switch" BUSTED NUTS Young Latin Ass #7 seems to be about asses. You'd think so. I dunno. I just had a feeling. It's not really about asses. Out of the five women in the vid, only two get ass fucked. Oh, sure,...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 2, 2010 01:07 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG WET TITS #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR "You Had Us At Big" BUSTED NUTS Ah, Elegant Angel..."Where the girls cum too." Well, it sure seems as if they are in this little gem, but that's the wonder of the female orgasm...you just may never really know. Unless, of course, they are actually squirting...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 04:00 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BARELY LEGAL GLORY HOLES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO AND A HALF "R.I.P. Natural Tits" BUSTED NUTS AUBREY ADDAMS is still with us, but her boobs have passed on. May they rest in peace. Addams is the latest porn chick who thought her career could be furthered with a fake rack. Like all the others, she...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 11:59 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SERIAL FUCKERS #2: YOU FUCK ME SO GOOD IT MAKES ME WANNA SHIT! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Dane Rating: FIVE "Alllllll Over The Place" BUSTED NUTS BLOOD. SNOT. PISS. VOMIT. You turned on yet? No? Fuck. Tough crowd. How about THIS? SHIT? DIRTY POOPY SHITS? I can see you warming up to this now. BLOODY SNOTTY PISSY VOMITING SHITTY DIRTY POOPY SHIT PANTS!!!! Fuck it, babe. That...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 11:57 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I WANNA CUM INSIDE YOUR MOM #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
White Ghetto Films Rating: THREE "Happy Fuckin' Father's Day" BUSTED NUTS This is as mixed of a bag as you're likely to get whilst considering the venerable art of rating and ranking mixed bags. Despite the whole dubious White Ghetto production trip [you ever been to South Boston?] and the...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 10:44 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ERIK EVERHARD'S CANADIAN BEAVER [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FIVE "Gimme Back My Back Bacon, Eh." BUSTED NUTS Holy fucking lordy goodness - I have almost spoffed my load just watching the title sequence of this DVD, it was THAT good. Ice cube packs now on standby. Fingers crossed it'll live up to expectations - 10...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 09:09 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PERVERTED NURSE'S CUM SHOWER NURSING [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
A-6 Rating: FOUR "St. Goddamned Right HERE" BUSTED NUTS I wanna peep as the nurse masturbating. I wanna have the nurse suck my cock. I wanna have the nurse give me a handjob. I wanna fuck the nurse in the hospital. We wanna shoot on the nurse. I wanna fuck...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 08:32 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL ASSASSINS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Rating: THREE "Oh For A Perfect Cast..." BUSTED NUTS The gospel according to the kick-ass named KELLY FUCKIN' WELLS: 1. "There's no fucking like ass fucking." 2. "A cock is a tool for ass fucking." 3. "I'm just a dumb fucking porn cunt -- I deserve to be fucked...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 06:23 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WHERE'S THE CUM? #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: TWO & A HALF "I Got A Good Guess" BUSTED NUTS With the gonzo on-camera begging from each girl of "where's the cum?," this title is certainly delivering the goods in its title sequence. The girls all look pretty hot, not top dollar, but can deal...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2010 10:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN INSEMINATION #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fifth Element Rating: THREE "Credit Where It's Due" BUSTED NUTS Five volumes deep and TONY PORNO's still inept at filming his own penis penetrating Thai pussies. You'd think there might be some kind of "craft advancement," "learning on the job," or "hiring someone else to point the camera away from...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2010 07:06 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE JEFFERSONS: A XXX PARODY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Video Team Rating: TWO "Bandwagon Formula" BUSTED NUTS Skullgame fucks the world in general. So, to us, the "allure" of watching a porn because it fulfills some non-existent fantasy of Gilligan giving it to Ginger, or Marsha Brady getting a load on her face, is lost on us. MARIE LUV,...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 11, 2010 10:42 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASHLYNN BROOKE'S ADVENTURES IN SEX [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: ONE "Start the Bus" BUSTED NUTS We're thankful today. Actually, we had been appreciative for some time now, but it hadn't consciously occurred to us until this very moment. The great dirtbag TONY T appears to be definitively out of porn. It seems that he finally got...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 9, 2010 09:41 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
POUND THE ROUND [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: TWO "Unfired Ordnance" ROUNDS POUNDED Pound the Round. Nice. An assfuck video. Except some "rounds" go unpounded. What is this bullshit? Three out of five chicks don't get assfucked. That's a 60% fail rate, which, even if it were a 60% success rate, would still be a...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 08:26 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM STAINED CASTING COUCH #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: THREE "Who's Paying The Dry Cleaning On This?" BUSTED NUTS So, it has always been a mystery to me: who is responsible for steam cleaning a couch after numerous loads of dick snot are shot all over it throughout the course of a porn production? Is...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 03:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BRANDON IRON'S PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum Pictures Rating: TWO "Acting While I'm Jerking Means I'm Not Jerking When You're Acting" BUSTED NUTS I reviewed another 'Photographic Mammaries' DVD a while back, and I wasn't too impressed...but then again I'm into hardcore plastic barbiedolls with more silicone than a Microsoft factory. So sue me. It's all...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 02:57 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SEMEN SIPPERS ORGIES AND GANGBANGS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "(Cum) Blast From the Past" BUSTED NUTS Comps are generally boring, but not when what's being compiled is from a time when the shit that was made is better than the shit made now. Case in point: MIKE JOHN'S SEMEN SIPPERS ORGIES AND GANGBANGS. It's got...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 4, 2010 02:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PUMP MY ASS FULL OF CUM #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: TWO & A HALF "Visual Deterrent" BUSTED NUTS This video seemed right up the anal sex freak's alley. But we didn't watch it. Here's why. 1) AUBREY ADDAMS got a boob job. Bummer. Better to dig up old scenes with the natural little breasts. AUBREY ADDAMS. WE...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2010 10:40 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BLACK DICKS IN ASIAN CHICKS #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FOUR "Asian Hoes Are The Best Hoes" BUSTED NUTS A quick perusal of the cumshots tells you that this stick flick suffers from the same handicap as the previous volume. Weak pops. On a few occasions here, the girl is perched waiting for the dude to...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 08:53 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DOUBLE DOSE OF KAIYA LYNN/LUCY THAI [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: THREE & A HALF "Orientaling the Field" BUSTED NUTS Ok, yet another New Sensations comp. But at least it's a pretty good choice, focusing on two of the better Stateside Asian fuckstresses ever, Kaiya Lynn and Lucy Thai. KAIYA LYNN, ORIENT-ING A COCK IN THE DIRECTION OF...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 05:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GANG BANG SQUAD #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Productions Rating: TWO "Is 10 A Crowd?" BUSTED NUTS If you, dear reader and presumably watcher of the fine arts (clue: not opera), follow the usual rules of viewing, then disappointment will follow GANGBANG SQUAD #8. Ordinarily it's a four-point plan. Step one: acquire aptly titled filth fest...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 02:43 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
COUPLES SEDUCE TEENS #13 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE & A HALF "Fresh off the Ship From Mars" BUSTED NUTS The only way anyone would believe that this video contains "couples" "seducing" "teens" is if they had never seen porn, probably had never heard of porn, and for that matter, probably just arrived from another...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 09:55 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LATIN ASS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: THREE "Lamaze" BUSTED NUTS Here's another video about how great it is to live in Brazil. Forget that nearly 1,000 people get murdered in Rio de Janeiro every year, there are women with very round and tight butts there, and they get fucked! In addition, Nacho Vidal's...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 26, 2010 09:19 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FEELS SO BIG IN MY ASS! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Sex Sense Rating: THREE "Good Form, Needs Gusto" BUSTED NUTS We gotta give props for effort. New Sensations is trying to get itself back into respectable territory, releasing fewer compilations of compilations, putting out more original vids, and most importantly, making vids of Euro whores fucking in Europe, which generally...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 07:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
RAYLENE RETURNS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vince Vouyer Unleashed Rating: TWO & A HALF "Excess Verbiage" BUSTED NUTS Vince Vouyer's a funny, quippy guy, and everyone gets along in a chummy, sunny way here on RAYLENE RETURNS, but do we really need *this* much good will and rapport? Seriously, now, 23 minutes of background in order...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 03:25 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ELASTIC ASSHOLES #7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: THREE & A HALF "Your Grossness Pales in Comparison" BUSTED NUTS The name "elastic assholes" is nearly so gross I don't want to watch the movie. But that's probably the point in today's US porn scene. Make the vids like the grown up version of that Nickelodeon...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 02:37 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PUCKERED UP [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: THREE & A HALF "Stumped in the Final Round" BUSTED NUTS This one started with so much promise. PUCKERED UP has an uncommon element of total nast, even for porn. Super, detailed closeups of women's flexing anuses, down to the one hair they missed in shaving. Then, the...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 11:28 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASSTRAVAGANZA 12 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: FIVE "Surgically Cut" BUSTED NUTS ASSTRAVAGANZA 12 is another compilation tribute to anal fucking. And god bless whoever for making a video *centered* on asses that actually features asses being fucked. Someone gets it. WHAT? THERE'S A MARKET FOR THIS? REALLY? GENIUS. As usual, the 20-anal scene,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2010 08:50 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST TRANSSEXUAL GANGBANG [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
White Ghetto Films Rating: FIVE "Dave Dietrich Approved" BUSTED NUTS What can be said about a roomful of dudes with tits, er, I mean "chicks" with dicks forcing their pleasures on ONE unsuspecting man that hasn't already been said about this past Saturday at my, DAVE DIETRICH's, house? The answer:...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2010 09:43 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
VIOLATED BEAUTIES #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Colossal Entertainment Rating: ONE "Is, Thankfully, The Loneliest Fucking Number" BUSTED NUT There have been times in my life where I have had to sit through some shit that made me think of setting my own head on fire out of sheer boredom. And by fucking golly, this is one...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2010 09:14 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASSTRAVAGANZA #9 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: 666 "Focused" BUSTED NUTS The Asstravaganza line is one of the few things worth watching within New Sensations/Digital Sin's copious production of videos. The fact that it's a compilation makes that extra sad, but that a comp, and the ninth installment in particular, hits the ball out...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2010 11:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ALL INTERNAL #10 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FIVE "Finally, Some Porn" BUSTED NUTS ALL INTERNAL 10 is by all accounts a very nice work of smut. Pretty Euro chicks, hard fucking, no retarded tattoos, and when there are fake racks, they are at least good fake racks. However, this is all superfluous in comparison...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 13, 2010 02:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SILENT NIGHT [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Ninn Worx Rating: THREE "Holy Fucking Night" BUSTED NUTS NINN WORX brings us SILENT NIGHT, an Axel Braun feature. This flick stars...well, sluts. JASSIE, MONI MICHAELS, MELISSA LAUREN, HALEY PAIGE, REGAN REESE and RILEY EVANS. The sluts, er, I mean the girls are hot. HO-HO-HO!!! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, HALEY PAIGE!!!...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2010 05:25 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JOHN WEST'S WHORE GAGGERS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: ONE "Sick On My Dick" BUSTED NUTS Once upon a time (as in yesterday, 2 days from now, not a week from now, but indeed a month later) DAPHNE ROSEN was one fat fucking bitch; but right after I called her a fat bitch she ended up...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2010 02:38 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JUSTIN SLAYER'S BIG BOOTY MOMS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FIVE "Plus, Plus, Plus Size" BUSTED NUTS Let me paraphrase something a friend once said to me: You know what I love about a chick with kids? You know she fucks... Indeed she does, Frank...indeed she does... ...AND SUCKS AND TAKES IT UP THE POOPER AND ON...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2010 12:40 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASSFENSIVE #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: FOUR "Boots On The Ground" BUSTED NUTS This winner looked cool just because of the blonde gothic broad on the cover with a giant boa constrictor (the snake, you asshole) about to shove his scaly head right up her ass. Well, you can go ahead and judge...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 09:07 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BELLADONNA'S EVIL PINK #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: THREE "Halloweener" BUSTED NUTS Evil Angel presents BELLADONNA'S EVIL PINK #2 for all you hand jobbers. This is a special gal-on-gal extended 2-disk set with XXXRTA footage of carpet-chomping gal pals. You a fan of the cunt eating? "AND ON OUR MENU TONIGHT A RARE TWIST OF...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 08:33 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENS FOR CASH #15 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE & A HALF "Here's $1,000 to be a Teen" BUSTED NUTS Is "teens for cash" like "gay for pay"? Like how in Japan, 25-year old women get dressed up in high school uniforms in mock "train cars" so pervy dudes can pay to fondle them? Or...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 02:38 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JULIAN'S ANALGEDDON VOLUME #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: FOUR "The World Ends, Not With A Bang, But With" BUSTED NUTS At SkullGame, we take great joy in crafting our neohojizms, words that get all pornofied through our distinct linguistic fixations. The anal theme is one that has seen just about every combination in fuck...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2009 08:48 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM IN MY MOUTH I'LL SPIT IT BACK IN YOURS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Devils Films Rating: FOUR "I Can't Get Conquered In My Style Of Rap" BUSTED NUTS The year was 1990. I had been away for a week. In post-steroid monkey phase I was a'trembling and gun-in-mouth motherfucking sensitive. I was with this lunatic broad (which is like saying the same thing...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2009 07:32 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BABES IN BLACK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: ONE "I've Been Slimed" BUSTED NUTS This just in. These Red Light Films mega-dollar-for-porn features aren't working out. It's kind of like the XFL. It was easy to get swept up in the excitement at first, but then when everyone realized that it was a pretty...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2009 06:11 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BRANDON IRON'S 50 TO 1 #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: THREE "If Only For The Sheer Number" BUSTED NUTS The back of the box says "50 fine females fed." Let's examine that statement. I don't have any trouble with "50" or "females fed". It's the "Fine" declaration. You look like a smart guy...lemme ask you: Would...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 21, 2009 09:40 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
APPLE BOTTOM SNOW BUNNIES #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Combat Zone Rating: FOUR "Spreading it on Too Thick" BUSTED NUTS There's thick, and then there's too thick. You know, thick. Code for "fat." But it can work. Most of the chicks in this vid do, like CINDY DOLLAR, CANDY CAT, and KYRA BANKS. But then there's "get your ass...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2009 01:25 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS WORSHIP #11 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: THREE "Come Back, Jules!" BUSTED NUTS In the year+ that Skullgame has been getting Jules Jordan vids, we've come to notice the one missing element. . . Jules Jordan. He's not in the videos anymore. We tried to ask Google why, but came up empty. So much...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2009 01:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GOT MILKSHAKE 2%? [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pure Play Media Rating: THREE & A HALF "It Does A Body Good" BUSTED NUTS The poor guy in this video. All he wants to is unpack his shit: See, he just moved to Hawaii. And no sooner than he gets the last box in the door than there are...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2009 04:16 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
A2M: THE ART OF ASS TO MOUTH #6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anabolic Rating: FOUR "Butt Plugs 4 America!" BUSTED NUTS Anabolic Digital presents a Sal Genoa Experience: THE ART OF ASS TO MOUTH #6 starring MELISSA LAUREN, HILLARY SCOTT, MISSY MONROE, MISTY MAY, LAYLA LEI and KAT. I list all of these little whores because they fuck so hard. And, well,...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2009 11:01 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LOVELY FOUR EYES FOR YOU HORNY GUYS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Legal Pink Rating: TWO & A HALF "In a Pickle" BUSTED NUTS Wow. Here's something of porn's version of a paradox. Glasses. In porn. Generally meant to make the chicks seem "smart," "sophisticated," "professional." Maybe powerful. You know? Weak eyesight = more power over humans with penises. Makes sense. Except,...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 11, 2009 03:33 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BOMBSHELL BOTTOMS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vouyer Media Rating: TWO & A HALF "Aficionados Demand More" BUSTED NUTS BOMBSHELL BOTTOMS #4 is "for the ASS aficionado." I'm an ass aficionado. I'm not fooled by videos trying to sell size as quality. I'm wont to call foul on porn flicks that are about ass, but not ass...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 9, 2009 04:30 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENAGE BROTHA LOVERS #9 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Exquisite Multimedia Rating: FOUR "Kobe Bryant's Wife Was A Fucking Square Dude..." BUSTED NUTS FRESH OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL! BARELY LEGAL CUTIES! THIS IS JUST WHAT THE BOX SAYS! This rules. Exquisite Pictures should fund this KING MIDAS guy with the same budget that was given to Jerry Seinfeld to...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 7, 2009 10:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
NAUGHTY NOOBIES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tom Byron Pictures Rating: THREE "Empty Your Nutsack" BUSTED NUTS Tommy B. presents NAUGHTY NOOBIES for our latest generation of hand whackers inc.... THAT MEANS YOU JERK OFFS!!!!!!! Check it out. LIFE AT FOLSOM TAKES A TURN FOR THE BETTER. COURTESY OF MS. CHARLEY CHASE. Tom Byron has, in this...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 7, 2009 03:14 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
NAUGHTY LITTLE ASIANS 26 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Third World Media Rating: ONE AND A HALF "Naughty Like a Dead Frog" BUSTED NUTS It's practically without fail. Each one of these Japanese Third World Media vids will have a photo of one of the Japper broads on the back sucking on a very little, very flaccid cock. Either...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 7, 2009 02:11 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SLAM IT! IN A STRANGER [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel/Harmony Rating: TWO "As Often As Possible" BUSTED NUTS Whoah, a widescreen release! I like it already. Oh yes, point-of-view shots, an untamed tracking camera, a thudding bassline to underscore the "chance meeting on the stairs" gambit our pair of pornstars engage in... this my friends is what good...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 7, 2009 12:56 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN 1 ON 1 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Naughty America Rating: FOUR "Balls Deep In Bai Ling's Stunt Double" BUSTED NUTS Gotta love the Far East and all it has to offer. Cool small technology, great food, those little bunk bed sized hotel rooms, and.....all the hot Asian skank bait you can shake your filthy meat pipe at....
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2009 10:01 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SMOKIN' CRACK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Mayhem Films Rating: TWO "I Don't Know If You Know This Joe Rogan, But I Smoke Rock" BUSTED NUTS Judging the by the back cover, SMOKIN' CRACK promises some lascivious hot bitches being pulverized by eager sweaty muscular ex-Marines in a variety of painful and penetrating positions. Unfortunately, like so...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2009 06:28 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BLONDETOURAGE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fuxsion Rating: TWO "Pancakes Rule the World" BUSTED NUTS Somehow, HILLARY SCOTT managed to be the darling of the fucking video world, despite having two flaccid pancakes as breasts. We thought her tits were weird, like they seemed fake, but were still saggy and gross. That's because she went for...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2009 11:49 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUMAHOLICS #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Combat Zone Rating: FIVE "Standard Again Set" BUSTED NUTS Off of our last breath about how American porn is lame, is another chapter in how European porn rules. All the chicks, (even if they're a little fat, like LEA MAGIC, or need to hit the stairmaster a little, like cover...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 27, 2009 09:37 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
EXTREME HOLLY: THREESOMES! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE "Empty Your Nutsack" BUSTED NUTS Did I miss a meeting? Last time I checked EXTREME HOLLY was a nasty bitch. But outside a weird-as-fuck pregnant woman with a ball in her mouth and a dick in her twat, this movie should have been called EXTREME HOLLY:...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 27, 2009 02:19 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FROSTED FACES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
5th Element Rating: TWO "Frosted Flakes? They're G-r-r-r-eat!!!" BUSTED NUTS I like cum shots as much as the next guy. Especially if the next guy really, really likes cum shots. Less so if the next guy really likes GETTING them...but this review has absolutely NOTHING to do with JEFF MULLEN....
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2009 02:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM & GONE #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: THREE "Like, Philanthropic" BUSTED NUTS CUM AND GONE 2 features "12 rare scenes you might have missed!" Hey, a bunch of video of attractive women getting fucked that wasn't somehow covered in the massive monthly mission to produce five 2-disk compilation porns for every one original porn...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 23, 2009 12:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG TITS, TIGHT SLITS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Colossal Entertainment Rating: THREE "Worth A Wack" BUSTED NUTS Colossal Entertainment presents BIG TITS, TIGHT SLITS directed by Dan Silver, and our big star here is ALICIA RHODES. Ms. Rhodes is evidently a Rhodes Scholar and is being groomed by the Illuminati for her apocalyptic decent into pure cock worship....
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2009 08:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUTE LITTLE ASSES #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Legal Pink Rating: FIVE "Small Is the New Big" BUSTED NUTS With all this preoccupation Stateside of proper ass sex-oriented videos seemingly to have to involve fleshy butts covered in oil. We here at Skullgame say, not so! Little asses need love, too. In fact, when it comes to pure...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 13, 2009 11:37 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
EVERYBODY LOVES LUCY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: THREE "Splaining DV and DA" BUSTED NUTS There's someone in Pasadena right now driving around in a car with a license frame that says, "I'd rather be watching 'I Love Lucy.'" It's true. I've seen it. I wonder how psyched that person would be about Hustler's latest fuck-oriented...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2009 12:39 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TWO COCKS IN THE BOOTY #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Combat Zone Rating: THREE & A HALF "Re-toeing the Hetero/Gay Line" BUSTED NUTS Each double anal video is cause to re-open the endless debate: are two cocks in the same human orifice - even if the hole is a woman's - gay? The answer today is, maybe, but as long...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 9, 2009 09:15 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
HUGE BOOBS GALORE #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Productions Rating: ONE & A HALF "Big, Not Better" BUSTED NUTS Hmm, this doesn't bode well. Having just pressed the play button on the main menu, I'm launched straight into the averagely cute MILF-esque visage of GABRIELLA BANKS - no pre-credits warm-up, no swirly cheap porno visuals to...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 8, 2009 10:00 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ERIK EVERHARD'S OUT NUMBERED #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Video Rating: TWO "Disturbed" BUSTED NUTS Like I told my cheerleader sister, "You fuck one basketball team at a keg party... next thing yah know, they're calling you a whore...even if you did it for FREE." Not that I have anything against group sex, but let's face it...it...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 8, 2009 10:09 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FRESH FLESH [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: TWO & A HALF "At the Top of the List" BUSTED NUTS Note to Elegant Angel: since you guys are so good at getting lame-ass porn sluts to finally start doing anal in your Big Wet Asses line, could you please figure out however much TORI BLACK...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 4, 2009 10:53 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JOHN STRONG'S ASS 2 MOUTH [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: FOUR "Bottom's Up" BUSTED NUTS The fishnet tops have made a comeback for JOHN STRONG in his magnum opus to women, love and crap-encrusted penises. Shot entirely on location in your next-door neighbor's house, Platinum X pulled no punches in scouting the right place for girls...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2009 09:21 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FUCK MY TEENY ASS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
18 Carat Rating: ONE "Ask For It By Name" BUSTED NUTS God DAMN! I was pretty stoked when I saw the cover of this winner. Hot, skanky little girls from Holland getting fucked silly? Nope. This two hour bore-fest had no continuity, nor did it make any fucking sense whatsoever....
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2009 08:59 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JUSTIN SLAYER'S MAMI CULO GRANDE #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: THREE "Ezzzakly" BUSTED NUTS I worked with this Mexican cat named (yes, his fucking name really IS) Juan. I'd tell him what to do...and exactly how to do it. Every goddamned time I explained, and ask him if he had any questions, he'd shake his head NO,...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2009 04:42 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SWALLOW MY ROD & SHARE THE WAD #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Doghouse Digital Rating: TWO "Perfectly Succint" BUSTED NUTS Like Martini & Rossi Asti Fucking Spumanti this vid is downright, upright. So civilized. So perfectly civilized and completely to the point. I'd even suggest, if it might be possible to do so here, dear reader, that they expand the title line...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2009 08:45 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
YOUR ASS IS MINE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO "Get the Hook" BUSTED NUTS A porn in which every woman gets fucked in every hole is a good thing. Such a porn with MISSY STONE is also a good thing, fucked up teeth and all. IT'S HARD FOR MISSY STONE TO CRACK A SMILE WITH ALL...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 29, 2009 09:05 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DEEP IN LATIN CHEEKS 4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: ONE AND A HALF "My Ass Hates You" BUSTED NUTS You can be pretty sure that if you see "Alexander Da Voe" on a video, something's going to be botched or ass-backwards. The case here is literal. Deep in Latin Cheeks 4. Sounds like an ass-fucking video....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 28, 2009 02:05 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ERIK EVERHARD'S THIS BUTT'S 4 U #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR "Swollen But Otherwise Intact" BUSTED NUTS THERE'S nothing quite like a review spurred on by the threat of VINNIE ROSE's fist in yr face. Except maybe the threat of said fist in yr face twice. Sooo...rising from the Evil Empire studio, a wicked thing doth come:...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2009 07:45 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BELLADONNA: MANHANDLED [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR "If Not For The Double-Anal...Woulda Been A FIVE" BUSTED NUTS One thing you can count on with a Belladonna flick: Romance. That's right, you heard me correctly. Romance. I mean as long as your idea of romance involves choking, gagging, spraying, spewing, squirting, slapping, and general...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2009 03:36 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE TEXAS VIBRATOR MASSACRE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Loaded Digital Rating: FIVE "Hollywood BabbleHardon" BUSTED NUTS You ever been watching a movie, your mind starts to drift a bit and the Interest-o-meter is scrapping low 0's and you start thinking: "what would be cool right about now, if not MY actual cock being sucked,is seeing someone else's cock...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2009 01:24 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
2 HOLES 1 POLE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Rating: TWO "F in Math" BUSTED NUTS New Sensations Video needs to learn how to count. 2 POLES 1 HOLE 2's premise is two chicks for one dude. Great premise. How many guys fantasize about having more than one chick to fuck? So, right on, there. Except, women have THREE...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2009 09:09 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DRESS ME UP! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Rating: THREE "Defective" BUSTED NUTS Sex Sense The incessant bitch campaign seems to be working out. Vids featuring Euro sluts, fucked by Europeans, and shot in Europe, are starting to trickle back in. And they're not compilations. Hallelujah? TERA BOND: OH, JUST WORKING ON HER TAN OUT ON THE SHITTY,...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 21, 2009 03:55 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BARELY LEGAL #94 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO "Hodgepodge" BUSTED NUTS KELLY SKYLINE AND HER PRIZE VAGINA. Barely Legal #94 is much like just about every other installment of the series, a bit of this, a bit of that, trying to appeal to some perception of the broadest audience possible, but going about it very...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2009 11:04 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL EXTREME [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: FIVE "Someone's Listening" BUSTED NUTS Bitch and moan, and something gets done. If New Sensations is going to put out 25 compilation vids a month, why neglect all the great Euro porn that this company used to put out? We're talking back in the days when Jean-Yves...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2009 01:21 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG NATURAL TITS #15 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: THREE "Amazing Aureolas, Batman" BUSTED NUTS Big Balloon lovers can all gather around the campfire like Boy Scouts with boners for girls this time (sorry homos, you will get your turn in Church!). Christoph Clark brings you BIG NATURAL TITS #15 from The Evil Empire/Evil Angel DVD...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2009 12:54 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CHESSIE MOORE COLLECTION [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Alpha Blue Archives Rating: FIVE "Save Yourselves, Men, Goddamnit!!!" BUSTED NUTS OK. 310. 311. 3....fuck. Where the fuck was I? Oh yeah. 312!!! The approximate fluid ounces of sausage sauce spent on the quartet of knobs herein displayed for all to witness their greatness. And that was just last FUCKING...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2009 11:16 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SLAPPED AROUND SLUTS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Dungeon Video Rating: THREE "Lightly Tapped" BUSTED NUTS The slow motion intro with the real sad and weepy Italian violins depicting a very nice piece of ass struggling on a floral print bedspread was great, if a little bizarre. I don't usually think of Laura Ashley when I think of...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 11, 2009 11:46 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MESU: MY PET FEELS WITH MY DISCIPLINE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
A-6 Rating: FIVE "Say 'Tortoise' Ten Times. Fast." BUSTED NUTS MY PET FEELS WITH MY DISCIPLINE?!?!? MY PET FEELS WITH MY DISCIPLINE?!? MY PET FEELS WITH MY DISCIPLINE?!? MY PET FEELS WITH MY DISCIPLINE?!? (Wait for it!) MY PET FEELS WITH MY DISCIPLINE?!? MY PET FEELS WITH MY DISCIPLINE?!?! MAI...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 11, 2009 09:54 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASSES OF FACE DESTRUCTION [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: TWO "Geopolitics Made Fun" BUSTED NUTS This Buttman Magazine choice is rather an acquired taste this time around with ASSES OF FACE DESTRUCTION, an uber-boring dominatrix film revolving around a cornucopia (haha) of ass eating. I can't remember the last time I fantasized about a girl trying...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 11, 2009 08:31 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BUTTMAN'S BRAZILIAN ASS FETISH [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: TWO & A HALF "Practicing Proctology" Busted Nuts They say that chances are somebody else has already said it better, so when all else fails in your journalistic endeavors feel free to just quote somebody else, as it will cure you of the career-ending calamity of silence...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2009 09:39 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
INSANE ASIAN INVASION #1 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Xotica Pictures Rating: TWO "Insane Like A Table" BUSTED NUTS Call me a prissy bitch but I like some rudimentary "production standards" with my poon. So when INSANE ASIAN INVASION lurches into the first scene without even an opening title graphic, well, it's clear this one's worthy of Dave's Discount...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2009 08:25 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FACIAL CUM QUEENS #6 PACK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Devils Films Rating: FIVE "Splashy Splash Splash" BUSTED NUTS Why do I do this to myself? Why? Why why why why? One thousand-four hundred and forty minutes of seminal ejaculations upon the faces of San Fernando Valley's finest. Switch that for a second. Take 1440 minutes of anything on the...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2009 04:02 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MY SEX TOUR #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Productions Rating: FOUR "Welcome To Loadville" BUSTED NUTS MY SEX TOUR? Oh yeah? What about MY sex tour? The one I just took to Thailand. Was it full of hot bitches? Like this vid? Why, yes. It was. Did the hot jungle bitches do, very much like in...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2009 03:54 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BLACK WHITE WET ALL OVER [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tightfit HD Rating: FOUR "Michael Jackson's Dead Cock?" BUSTED NUTS The title says it all really - interracial-loving bad-ass honeys with a penchant for showering, obviously. Though judging by the first scene, I don't think showers are going to be covered in this production somehow...otter's pocket slime and gag juice...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2009 05:02 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM ON OUR OLD FACES! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Leisure Time Entertainment Rating: FOUR "Adventures With, Or WithOUT, Dentures" BUSTED NUTS As bowel cancer is to hot fucking pussy so is ADAM & EVE to LEISURE TIME ENTERTAINMENT. You see my ADAM & EVE vendetta is precisely what led me into the long-awaiting arms, many years back, of LEISURE...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2009 04:56 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SMALL SLUTS, NICE BUTTS #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: TWO "I Didn't Say MIDGET, I Swear" BUSTED NUTS Calling some of these sluts "sluts" is a bit of an injustice. They are simply professional escorts for busy, traveling executives. Calling some of these sluts "midget fucking midgets" might be an injustice, but I'm no expert on...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2009 03:25 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JERK & SQUIRT [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Cherry Boxxx Explicit Rating: FIVE "Don't Call It A Comeback" BUSTED NUTS After almost two years of doing an impression of Vivid, the only difference being Cherry Boxxx had penetration in their movies and as far as I could remember Vivid rarely did, Cherry Boxxx breaks out with their "Cherry...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2009 01:09 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENS WITH TITS #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Diabolic Rating: THREE "Milk Of Human Kindness" BUSTED NUTS I was sorta expecting SAL GENOA to deal us a wild card here and toss out TEENS WITHOUT TITS #1 for all the mastectomy fans out there [think about it - you could curl your eyebrow and pretend you were beating...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 21, 2009 05:54 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE GRANDMA NEXT DOOR #1 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Underground Digital Rating: THREE "Bingo & Buttfucking" BUSTED NUTS Underground DVD presents "6 OLD LADY PUSSIES" here with THE GRANDMA NEXT DOOR #1. This is almost two and a half hours of voluptuous older women getting nailed all over the place. The coding on this DVD was all fucked up,...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 20, 2009 05:16 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MAN EATER [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tightfit HD Rating: TWO "Modern, Caring, Sensitive" BUSTED NUTS Sometimes...It's hard to care. We try to care, really...we DO. It's not gonna happen here, though. I mean...shiiiiiiiit...this was produced for (brace yourselves) Playboy TV. There, I said it. SAMMY JANE. A PERFECT STUDY IN CUNTITUDE. Think on that a moment:...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 20, 2009 03:31 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM RAIN CUM SHINE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FIVE "No, Seriously..." BUSTED NUTS Directed by PATRICK COLLINS this movie features all the great camera work we are use to from Elegant Angel as a whole and Patrick Collins in particular. A fetish-specific film this is certainly a "squirting" video, featuring the up-and-coming squirt queen TIANA...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 13, 2009 09:05 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANABOLIC ASIANS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anabolic Rating: FIVE "Squinting...In The Sun" BUSTED NUTS No matter how much kabuki-style paint they splatter on covergirl MAYA HILLS' noggin, it's still a stretch to classify her as "Asian." No stretch to call her a Russian Eskimo, though. She's from Siberia. MAYA HILLS LOOKS ASIAN ENOUGH TO US. WE...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 13, 2009 05:28 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GO AHEAD REAM ME [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Acid Rain Rating: FOUR & HALF "Bottom's Up" BUSTED NUTS You have to buy this DVD -- just for the bonus features. As you can guess, this vid features beautiful women being fucked silly. So far, I'M IN! But wait it gets better: I mean this, buy it for the...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 13, 2009 03:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TOM BYRON'S BLACK ASS FIXATION #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tom Byron Pictures Rating: FOUR "Full Magnum" BUSTED NUTS BLACK GOLD TOM BYRON PICTURES presents Tom Byron's Black Ass Fixation #2 directed by Tom Byron. Written by Tom Byron. Screenplay by Tom Byron. Starring Tom Byron. With food served by Tom Byron. I like this shit. I had (still do)...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 13, 2009 12:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JULES JORDAN'S ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: ONE "I Am Gay. And British. For What It's Worth" BUSTED NUTS White chicks, black dicks. A premise so simple it is hard to get wrong. JULES JORDAN hasn't exactly got it wrong, he just hasn't got it. But his flicks are normally fairly high quality, so...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2009 07:56 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
NAUGHTY LITTLE ANAL ASIANS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Asian Eyes Rating: TWO & A HALF "Round Eye For A Round Eye" BUSTED NUTS I've been friends with Asian ass fucking. I've dined on Asian ass fucking. I've fucked Asian ass fucking. And you, my dear, are no kind of Asian ass fucking. First of all sticking shit UP...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2009 02:33 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SHE-MALE ENEMA [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Gentlemens Video Rating: HALF A "Welcome to Hell" BUSTED NUT Fuck you. Not a single fucking chance that for a $19.95 video I will abase myself for the sordid amusement of the likes of you, the mooks at Gentlemen Video or the entire world that thrills at the idea of...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2009 01:01 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MOMMY DEAR ASS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Combat Zone Rating: THREE & A HALF "The Kids Have Gotta Learn Sometime!" BUSTED NUTS Hey, it's another one of these movies in the ludicrous MILF craze. Cute title, but seriously, if you want to get to the heart of what makes some dudes want to fuck women BECAUSE they...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2009 08:33 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ORGY SEX PARTIES #7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: TWO "Just Like the Reality in My Mind" BUSTED NUTS Pink Visual wouldn't get into so much trouble here at SkullGame if they removed the "Raw. Raunchy. Real" disclaimer from their videos. To us, this means that the fuck flicks are purportedly not a cast of paid...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 30, 2009 09:43 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THIS AIN'T STAR TREK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Rating: TWO & A HALF "Not Boldly Going Where Other Men Have Gone Before" BUSTED NUTS As far as this rash of "XXX Parodies" go, the Star Trek installment is probably one of the better ones, featuring stars you like to see such as JENNA HAZE and SASHA GREY. MEANWHILE,...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 30, 2009 08:57 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG WET ASSES #15 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Why Can't You Be More Like That Big Wet Asses Kid?" BUSTED NUTS Elegant Angel should make a new Big Wet Asses vid every month. Seriously. Drop what they're largely doing with other vids and concentrate on this one. Ok, Big Wet Asses...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 30, 2009 08:48 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WIFE SWITCH #7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE "On Principle" BUSTED NUTS Wow. I can't wait to see "10 couples trying swapping for the first time!" Except if by "couples," you mean pairs of porn stars like VERONICA JETT or TALON paid to have sex together on film, and if by "the first time,"...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 26, 2009 08:39 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
RICO THE DESTROYER [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "Giant Meat Turd Conquers All" BUSTED NUTS If Rico "The Destroyer" Strong were in a Conan movie of the same name, he might play the part of a eunuch guard to a harem, scimitar in hand. However, considering he "destroys" more chicks than Conan does in...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2009 10:41 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DOUBLE D HOUSEWIVES #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Exquisite Rating: ONE "Tragedy Makes My Cock Go Limp" BUSTED NUTS DOUBLE D HOUSEWIVES #2 is a practical wall-to-wall display of otherwise fit, attractive women that have ruined their breasts with terrible boob jobs. And again, if in your fuck vids, you use women who have had surgery to achieve...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2009 10:26 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ROUND BUTT SLUTS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: FIVE "I Just Destroyed Five Boxes Of Kleenex" BUSTED NUTS Holy shit dude! Wow! This is fucking genius. Please, if you ever decide to never buy porn again, you must at least own this piece of trash! EVERY little tramp is filthy, filthy hot in this...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2009 10:12 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JENNA HAZE ANAL ACADEMICS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Rating: THREE "Jenna.0 GPA" BUSTED NUTS The lesson learned in JENNA HAZE'S ANAL ACADEMICS seems to be less about the benefits of anal sex, and more about how great Jenna Haze is. Yes, yes, she's pretty great. Nice bod, good face, takes it in all her holes like a good...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2009 03:59 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SENIOR SWINGERS #1 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Underground Digital Rating: TWO "Over The Hill & Through The Woods" BUSTED NUTS OK. Have you ever viewed something on television that makes your left eye twitch and makes you want to vomit, similar to that show Cops or The State Of The Union Address? Well, it is films like...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2009 04:37 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DON'T PULL OUT [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FIVE "Sure. I Love You." BUSTED NUTS I fucking hate condoms; a sentiment that I'm sure many of you can happily echo. Unfortunately they are a fact of life, given that you wish to live a long one devoid of drip, discharge, and dong blemishes. Nevertheless...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 16, 2009 09:20 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SQUIRT SLUTS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Video Team Rating: TWO & A HALF "B.S. in Squirting" BUSTED NUTS What with all the porn chicks suddenly popping up in squirt videos, you'd think there was some kind of squirting vocational school that we hadn't heard of. So when people talk about a B.S. in squirting, they might...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 9, 2009 09:11 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
RIO LOCO [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: THREE "Wish You Were Here. . . NOT!" BUSTED NUTS RIO LOCO could be a pretty great fuck flick, what with the basic premise of a few dudes fucking a lot of able chicks. But it's not. Pretty great, that is. It's just good. Consider the following:...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 9, 2009 09:01 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
COCK WOW! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Video Team Rating: TWO "Token White Guy" BUSTED NUTS Affirmative action works, everyone. COCK WOW!'s disclaimer is it features the "'biggest dicks' in the industy! (not all big dick guys are black. . . guaranteed!)" So even in porn promoting large penises, the white guy quota is still met, and...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 9, 2009 08:48 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS APPEAL #7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: ONE "You People Suck" BUSTED NUTS Sometimes, I feel like the narrator in "The Tell-Tale Heart." I'm totally not nuts, you see, but there's this thing that drives me crazy. It'd drive you crazy, too, if you could see it from my perspective. In fact, I'm pretty sure...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 9, 2009 08:35 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL DEVASTATION #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Absolute Gonzo Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Anallujah!" BUSTED NUTS Kinda like how if you don't get laid for a year, and any old pussy presents itself to you, it'll be the best pussy ever. . . so it is with Absolute Gonzo's ANAL DEVASTATION #3 as far as satiating...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 7, 2009 08:57 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
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