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SQUIRT IN MY GAPE #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FIVE "And The Band Squirted On" BUSTED NUTS More squirting madness from Elegant Angel. It raises more questions than it answers. Like, where does all this liquid come from? Why don't the girls look like prunes at scene's end? The first SQUIRT IN MY GAPE was one...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 30, 2008 07:44 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DAUGHTER I'D LIKE TO FUCK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: ONE "Daughters Are My Favorite Kind Of Women" BUSTED NUTS That stupid FILF (that's "Fathers I'd Like to Fuck") vid was a sure tell-tale sign that the porn industry was getting ever more desperate and clueless in its attempts to avert its hopeless financial tailspin. The floodgates...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 30, 2008 07:31 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LORD OF ASSES #13 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tom Byron Pictures Rating: THREE & A HALF "Let My Friend Gillette Help You" BUSTED NUTS Tom Byron's got the right idea in making videos where he assfucks all the chicks that appear before the camera with him. Dude, that's what we'd do. Tom Byron's also done well to choose...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 30, 2008 07:23 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JOEY SILVERA'S SERVICE ANIMALS #24 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR "Crumpled & Used Condoms" BUSTED NUTS The Evil Empire/Evil Angel brings you Joey Silvera's SERVICE ANIMALS #24. Some of the hotties in this skin epic -- JENNA HAZE, ALEXA LYNN, MIA ROSE, SASHA KNOX and ANNETTE SCHWARTZ -- are the animals. And they service. The animals....
Posted in skull_weblog on November 23, 2008 08:24 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BODACIOUS TATAS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Caballero Rating: THREE "I Am A Dr. Of Porn Pathology" BUSTED NUTS You know what this is like? It's like when you're 17 and you fucking luck out and fuck that broad from Jersey at her junkie walk up over on Sterling. She's 35 and because you're 17 you feel...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 23, 2008 07:59 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG COCK CRAZY #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vengeance Rating: ONE & A HALF "Crazy As A Crab" BUSTED NUTS This film is about a guy with a huge cock. Oh yeah: AND his encounters with horny big-cock loving chicks. Did you get that from the title? Well, you see, the title of this flick pretty much says...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 17, 2008 10:30 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENAGE BROTHA LOVERS #9 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Exquisite Multimedia Rating: FOUR "Kobe Bryant's Wife Was A Fucking Square Dude..." BUSTED NUTS FRESH OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL! BARELY LEGAL CUTIES! THIS IS JUST WHAT THE BOX SAYS! This rules. Exquisite Pictures should fund this KING MIDAS guy with the same budget that was given to Jerry Seinfeld to...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 17, 2008 10:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ME, MYSELF & I #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: ONE & A HALF "I Can't Believe It's Not Sex" BUSTED NUTS Jesus fucking Christ, will someone please throw a fucking midget in here? Or maybe a homeless guy or a German Shepard? Good lord, talk about some pointless shit right here. AARALYN BARRA. MAKING SCOTTY VEEERRRYYY...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2008 07:57 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SQUIRTS ILLUSTRATED #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCA/Hustler Rating: FOUR "Not Quite A Golden Shower" BUSTED NUTS Seriously dude. Squirt videos at this point make me just want to size them up and compare them. Who squirted more? Who squirted where? These videos have almost become more contests than anything else. I can't say that VCA has...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2008 07:32 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
YOUNG GIRLS WITH BIG TITS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: THREE & A HALF "Titastic!!!" BUSTED NUTS Nutshell: An entertaining film, catering to those with a catholic school girl fetish, this DVD delivers young whores with, no surprise here, BIG tits. Their tight round asses? Yes: with catholic school whore appeal. And consequently: watching these sluts getting...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2008 05:26 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
KISS ATTACK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Adam & Eve Rating: ONE "You Can't Spell SUCK Without Adam & Eve" BUSTED NUTS This DVD is a prime example of my LEAST favorite kind of porn: That which requires fucking patience. I mean to get to the FUCKING the viewer is subjected to a lengthy prologue set to...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2008 05:02 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BANGIN' IT...EURO STYLE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pure Play Rating: FOUR "I'm Moving Overseas" BUSTED NUTS Now I am totally aware that this was not made in Europe, and I am fucking totally positive that most all the girls in this were flown over here to make this, but this has no effect on my decision to...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 9, 2008 09:00 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PUNKD UR ASS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Matt Zane Rating: ONE "If You Are A Man Of Wealth & Taste" BUSTED NUTS I was not and am probably still not aware of who Matt Zane is, but if we go by what happens in this DVD, one can presume he is some long-haired guy with rock star...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 9, 2008 08:48 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG TITS AT WORK #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Brazzers Rating: FIVE "Drop Those Interest Rates, Baby!!!" BUSTED NUTS I like to think that somewhere there is this parallel universe, not unlike our own, where "getting fucked" at work has different meaning than that of what we know. A magical place where you punch the clock, drop trouser and...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 9, 2008 08:31 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
RAW PUSSY #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: FOUR "Raw Like Day Old Sushi" BUSTED NUTS Hustler is known for hardcore action and knock-out ladies. Translation: young horny women taking hard raw cock in their tight raw openings [Did we mention "raw"?] in a 1-on-1 flick that sizzles the screen and leaves you asking for more...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 9, 2008 08:06 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DIRTY ROTTEN MOTHERFUCKERS #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Video Rating: FIVE "Mother's Day" BUSTED NUTS Like many adult films the plot BEFORE the action can be almost as thrilling -- from a money hungry businesswomen [whores] to a girl scouts [whores] -- this film has so many stars and great cinematography, it would be hard NOT...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2008 05:04 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WASTED YOUTH #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FIVE "Blasted Like A Shotgun Through The Wall" BUSTED NUTS I could've swore this movie was called "Wasted Mouth" due to the font design on the box. So much for what I previously expected. MARK WOOD does it again, using the monetary scores of his last...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2008 04:46 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BONDAGE THOUGHTS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Daring Media Rating: FOUR "Gitmo Cell Block Rocks" BUSTED NUTS A KENDO FILM....BONDAGE THOUGHTS. This disk won Best International Fetish Label and Best UK Adult Film (sorry AVN!), Editing and Packaging. AVN did give it best BDSM Title, so there! The packaging part is important as you get a quick...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2008 04:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DIRTY POP #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: FOUR "Cumshots Are Essentially Dead Babies On Your Face" BUSTED NUTS Everyone loves a buffet. What God-fearing, red-blooded, gun-toting American douche bag wouldn't? You have so many options laid out in front of you coupled with the illusion of safety offered by the ever-present sneeze guard. Much...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2008 03:53 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
NEW CHICKS CUM FIRST #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light Rating: TWO & A HALF "They Say Vanilla Is the World's No. 1 Flavor" BUSTED NUTS There must be a company-wide edict at Red Light that says that anal sex must be phased out. No more ass-fucking vids, almost no vids from Europe...even flicks that didn't seem to...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 31, 2008 11:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THIS AIN'T THE MUNSTERS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO "This Ain't Making My Cock Hard" BUSTED NUTS Hustler's been pushing their piece-of-crap Munsters porn parody for two months now. No doubt it's meant to cash in on the growing commercial popularity of Halloween, but it shouldn't be commercially popular with hardcore strokers. THIS AIN'T THE MUNSTERS...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 31, 2008 11:37 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JOHNNY WADD [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCX Rating: OLD TIMEY BUSTED NUTS You can't really JOHNNY WADD on the modern-day Skullgame scale. The flick's an utter relic, but a relic that's interesting to watch, kinda like how "Hawaii Five-O" feels after watching every season of "NYPD Blue." The people in this vid talk in that voice...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 30, 2008 11:40 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN FEVER TOKYO GIRLS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: FIVE "Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming" BUSTED NUTS This isn't supposed to happen. Asian chicks, especially those born n bred in Japan, cannot fuck well. Especially in porns. They just lie there, naked, with looks of intense discomfort on their faces, and make repetitive noises like someone is repeatedly...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 30, 2008 10:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM FOR COVER 3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: ONE "Eww… I Wouldn't Want to Fuck That Hot, Hot Pussy" BUSTED NUTS The only thing less realistic than porn in general is porn in which there are hot, naked chicks all over the place, and the dudes only fuck the broads' mouths. Hey, here's my manicured...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 29, 2008 06:02 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL ALLURE 2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Swank Rating: ONE "Dirty Rotten Double Cross" BUSTED NUTS Don't get the one busted nut rating wrong. Anal Allure 2 has lots of fine sodomy with sexy European women. And as Swank vids are wont to do, you haven't really heard of a great number of these women (at least,...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2008 07:58 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL POV 5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "Immunity to Everhard Necessary" BUSTED NUTS ANAL PROSTITUTES ON VIDEO 5 is a fine, fine example of porn to get the penises of straight men hard for as short a time as necessary to blow a load. It's got attractive women like JENNY HENDRIX, BOBBI EDEN...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2008 07:50 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BANG THAT BLACK BITCH WHITE BOY 2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: THREE AND A HALF "Anal's Last Red Light Sanctuary" BUSTED NUTS All-hole hetero sex is the pinnacle of pornography. No ifs, ands or buts. The problem is that there's been a lot less butts, and we mean butts penetrated, particularly by cocks, in Red Light District's...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2008 06:14 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL CAVITY SEARCH #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Video Rating: FOUR "Frosted Anal Charms" BUSTED NUTS It's unclear what ERIK EVERHARD is looking for up in the butt holes of attractive women, but the quest continues on ANAL CAVITY SEARCH #4. Maybe the leprechaun on Everhard's box of Frosted Lucky Charms started talking to him, claiming...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 26, 2008 08:01 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WOMEN OF COLOR #13 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anabolic Rating: TWO & A HALF "Make That Color Run" BUSTED NUTS The Women of Color vid line's not too bad of a premise. Basically, it's a platform to hate Whitey. . . at least Whitey that has breasts. The dudes in the vids can be white. Chinkettes, Wetbacks, Nigras,...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 26, 2008 07:40 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MONSTER COCK JUNKIES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE & A HALF "Yeehaw!" BUSTED NUTS MONSTER COCK JUNKIES' premise coulda worked. Big dicks, most of them black, fucking white chicks... it's a tried and true premise in terms of what sells. Add in that some of the chicks also get ass fucked, and one of...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 23, 2008 10:26 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS REAMERS #7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Moon Rating: ZERO "Low Blow" BUSTED NUTS If Swank's ANAL ALLURE #2 got a one, then Swank's subsidiary/garbage dump Pink Moon's ASS REAMERS #7 deserves nothing more than a zero. The case: gorgeous babe ZAFIRA highlights the cover, in an eye-popping, pile driven anal pose. Score, dude. I'm so...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 23, 2008 08:36 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEEN BRAZIL #6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Third World Media Rating: FOUR "Bring Your iPod" BUSTED NUTS Third World Media's TEEN BRAZIL #6 brings the advantages and disadvantages of seemingly most of the straight porn shot in Brazil. The advantages are nubile bitches that can not only be sodomized, but sodomized in epic fashion. The chicks are...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 23, 2008 07:44 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Suze Randall Rating: THREE "If By 'All,' You Mean 'Some,' Then It Is All The Time" BUSTED NUTS Apparently, some is the new all. That's the world according to Suze Randall, anyway. Sure, the whores in her ass-fucking vid, ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME, are down for sodomy, but the...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 16, 2008 11:57 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENS LIKE IT BIG [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Brazzers Rating: THREE "The Fan Base Wants a Word" BUSTED NUTS Brazzers is the self-proclaimed "world's best in big tits!" What this really means is Brazzers makes fuck vids predominately featuring attractive, strong-bodied women who have had boob jobs. Granted, these are very nice boob jobs by porn standards, but...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 16, 2008 11:48 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
POINT BLANK POV [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: ONE "Ashlynn Brooke Must Die" BUSTED NUTS I hate ASHLYNN BROOKE. I hate Ashlynn Brooke because New Sensations / Digital Sin seems to think it's a good idea to have her on the cover of like one in four vids they release, and that it's an even...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 16, 2008 11:43 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ZAZEL THE SCENT OF LOVE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Metro Rating: TWO "These Good Looks Ain't Making My Cock Hard" BUSTED NUTS We'll have to admit, ZAZEL THE SCENT OF LOVE does look pretty great. There's this one particular part of it where a woman is painting a vagina, and they got an actual woman's pussy to look like...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 16, 2008 11:35 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL ALL-STARS #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Bad Seed Rating: TWO "Star's Falling" BUSTED NUTS I'm STEELY ROB, SkullGame's resident anal sex lunatic. When I review a vid, it's worth is largely around how much anal sex there is, and if the anal sex is any good. My values involve a porn star's worth in direct correlation...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2008 09:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FILF - FATHERS I'D LIKE TO FUCK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Adam and Eve Rating: ONE "These Fathers Aren't Doing It for Me, Somehow" BUSTED NUTS It was only a matter of time before the line was crossed. Yeah, we've all joked about it, bandied the term "FILF" around as a confirmation that we were all in agreement that the term...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2008 09:04 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GIRLS WITH GLASSES PRIVATE SPECIALS #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Private Rating: ONE & A HALF "Ooh, Baby, Your Lenses Are Turning Me On" BUSTED NUTS The latest, desperate world porn trend is hot geek chicks. And until they can figure out how to incorporate a pocket protector into a chick's bra, the only way to portray nerd-dom is to...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2008 08:24 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
HOW COULD I FORGET THAT ASSHOLE? [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Seymore Butts Rating: THREE & A HALF "Ah, the Anal Memories" BUSTED NUTS I watched this movie for one reason and one reason only, to see British sexpot ROXY JEZEL get ass fucked... again. EVEN OLIVER NORTH WOULD BE ABLE TO RECALL ROXY JEZEL'S ASSHOLE. Yup, gotta love Roxy Jezel....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2008 08:07 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DOWNWARD SPIRAL [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Private Blockbusters Rating: TWO "The Star Should Be Struck" BUSTED NUTS Oh, crap. What's becoming rapidly apparent is these Private "Blockbusters" are things to avoid. Seriously, when porn companies try to make their product anything approaching a non-fuck movie, it's a sign to steer the fuck clear. At least the...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 5, 2008 09:03 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
COTTON PANTIES #6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Swank Rating: TWO & A HALF "Like, You Totally Haven't Seen This Before, and Stuff" BUSTED NUTS As much as Swank is good at delivering the hot, all-hole-fucking, Euro-whore goods, you just can't trust them. Not the whores. Swank. Well, you probably can't trust the whores, either. Take a look....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 2, 2008 08:51 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I LOVE HILLARY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: THREE & A HALF "High Hillaryty" BUSTED NUTS The amount of male phallus that porn star HILLARY SCOTT can put in her ass is so prodigious, it's Hillaryous. And weird boob job or no, her unbridled lascivious energy is good to watch. WHEN HILLARY SCOTT'S INVOLVED, YOU...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 2, 2008 08:46 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL DEVASTATION [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Absolute Gonzo Rating: FOUR "Outsourcing Overseas" BUSTED NUTS Here's yet another lesson in making good porn. If your US-based company is mired in making really tepid crap, hire a team of Europeans to do it right. VANESSA SMOKE, AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO A LOAD BLOWN. Here's the proof....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 2, 2008 08:43 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANALLY YOURS, LOVE, JENNA HAZE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: FOUR "All By Herself" BUSTED NUTS Any video featuring beauty Jenna Haze getting ass fucked, and in royal fashion, is an automatic four busted nutter. THIS PREMISE BRINGS FOUR BUSTED NUTS ALL ITS OWN. The chick does the dirty deed with style, and witnessing a huge prick up...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 2, 2008 08:39 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
REBECA LINARES RAW [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FIVE "I Think I'll Build an Altar" BUSTED NUTS If there ever was a porn star worthy of an altar, it's Rebeca Linares. She's tight, she's beautiful, she's perfectly proportioned, and she does it in every hole. Ever time. She started her career getting pissed on by...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 28, 2008 06:38 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE GREATEST SODOMANIA SCENES EVER! #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR "Historic" BUSTED NUTS It's good to know your porn history. Elegant Angel's repackaging of one of their most prolific series, Sodomania, gives you some great perspective as to what porn was and probably should be again. Today's porn is great because the girls are better looking...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 21, 2008 08:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SWANK XXX #14 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Swank Rating: FIVE "When It Ain't Broke" BUSTED NUTS Let's make an entry into the textbook on how to make a successful porn flick, shall we? Swank XXX 14. All the chicks have hot bodies, real tits, no lame tattoos, wear good makeup and lingerie, take it in the ass,...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 21, 2008 08:39 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GIRLS OVER 40 #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Swank Rating: THREE & A HALF "Silicone Poor" BUSTED NUTS Something's very weird about these older babes. Like, we've watched tons of "MILF" porn, and porn featuring "mature" fuck dolls. They don't look like the broads in this video. Those other broads have haggard faces, don't take it in the...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 21, 2008 08:36 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
3 RING ORGY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FIVE "Olympian Fuckers" BUSTED NUTS Red Light District might have cut this video a little short by giving it only three rings. I'd go all the way with five, as in five rings arranged in the symbol of the Olympic Games, as in chicks and dudes...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 21, 2008 08:22 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
IT'S A SECRETARY THING! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: THREE "Miss Blue, Please Take this Dicktation" BUSTED NUTS Elegant Angel Video figures if a "Thing" ain't broke, keep milking it for all its worth. Dads, moms, and now chicks with glasses. Yes, chicks with specs are the new fetish that the porn industry has decided on,...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 17, 2008 08:55 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG WET BRAZILIAN ASSES 2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR "Ass Fucking, Christian Style" BUSTED NUTS They say Brazil's devout Christian ways accounts for a bunch of negative repercussions. Higher HIV rates as people have less of a habit of using contraception, and more anal sex in order to keep the vagina virgin for only God...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 17, 2008 08:46 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DYNAMIC BOOTY 3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: TWO "Mentally Relapsing" BUSTED NUTS And Alexander DeVoe was doing so well. With his last ass-themed video, DeVoe did the obvious, intelligent thing and had all his actresses, large assed or not, engage in anal sex. Seems logical, and it was a good video. What happened since...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 17, 2008 08:37 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
HAIRY ANAL SQUIRTING GANG BANG [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Filmco Rating: FIVE "Marketing 101" BUSTED NUTS If you were TRYING to come up with something so solidly lacking in appeal that it was suddenly appealing? You would have this flick. LAURIE VARGAS: BEFORE THE GOLD RUSH. Complete with its winning, placing and showing on the troika of terror of...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 14, 2008 08:50 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I LIKE PHAT BUNZ #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Exquisite Rating: TWO & A HALF "Phat Like Rainbo" BUSTED NUTS You like phat bunz? Guess we can't blame you. It's nice to have something firm and plump to grab on to. You know what I like even more than "phat bunz," though? Phat bunz that take cock in the...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 14, 2008 10:59 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS INTERNAL #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "Internal Affairs" BUSTED NUTS It's hard not to like a video with ANGELINA CROW in it. Tiny, shapely and lithe, with a darling face, and her holes stretch open very, very far. She's up for just about anything, and just about anything is what she gets...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 14, 2008 10:42 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN BOOTY WORSHIP [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: THREE AND A HALF "Less Cushion for the Pushin'" BUSTED NUTS It was bound to happen. Elegant Angel took the next logical step, from "Black Booty Worship" to "Latin" to "White" to "Brazilian"... and finally, to "Asian Booty Worship." The next logical step, yes, but we can...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2008 10:52 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
POUNDING BLACK BOOTIES 4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE "Get By on a Technicality" BUSTED NUTS With a name like "Pounding Black Booties," one would probably feel safe to assume that a video such as that would be centered on Negro women who engage in anal sex. Except not so much. Black porn is probably...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2008 10:46 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE WHOLE ENCHILADA III [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vouyer Media Rating: TWO "Lah Panowchuh Es Moowee Boowaynuh" BUSTED NUTS Many of the most ridiculous spectacles ever witnessed involve the Japanese, undoubtedly the biggest goobers on the planet, all the more so because they are not at all in on their own joke. One such incident occurred during my...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2008 10:23 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SMOKIN' CRACK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Mayhem Films Rating: TWO "I Don't Know If You Know This Joe Rogan, But I Smoke Rock" BUSTED NUTS Judging the by the back cover, SMOKIN' CRACK promises some lascivious hot bitches being pulverized by eager sweaty muscular ex-Marines in a variety of painful and penetrating positions. Unfortunately, like so...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2008 06:28 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SWANK SEX HOSPITAL #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Rating: FOUR "I've Got a Fever" BUSTED NUTS I've got a fever, and the only prescription is anal. And smokin', gorgeous Euro sluts who dress up like nurses in simulated hospital rooms. Who do anal. Luckily, there are institutions like Swank's Sex Hospital that are there to help cure what...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2008 08:23 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
AMERICAN GIRRRL [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: TWO & A HALF "You Can't Trust Those Non-Anal Whores" BUSTED NUTS Stand up and pledge allegiance. Anarchy Films has boldly stated that we, as a very nation, can trust in the act of anal sex, as exemplified on the cover of their AMERICAN GIRRRL video, which...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2008 08:16 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANGEL PERVERSE #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR "The Only Thing That Could Mess This Up Is…" BUSTED NUTS Christoph Clark has been making some of the best Euro porn for a hell of a long time. Ok, his stuff isn't as good as it was about 10 years ago, but the chicks are...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 3, 2008 07:05 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS-MANIA [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: FOUR "Ass in Bulk" BUSTED NUTS New Sensations' ASS-MANIA is like going to Costco and finding ass in bulk. In this case, it's two disks of sex scenes all featuring anal fucking at some point. Sure, all the scenes are compiled from other movies, and perhaps even...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 3, 2008 05:55 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE TEXAS VIBRATOR MASSACRE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Loaded Digital Rating: FIVE "Hollywood BabbleHardon" BUSTED NUTS You ever been watching a movie, your mind starts to drift a bit and the Interest-o-meter is scrapping low 0's and you start thinking: "what would be cool right about now, if not MY actual cock being sucked,is seeing someone else's cock...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 2, 2008 01:24 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BLACK ASS ADDICTION #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FIVE "Keeping Your Ear to the Ground" BUSTED NUTS The memos must have been piling up on director Alexander DeVoe's desk. "You can't make ass-oriented fuck scenes with no anal." "More anal in your so-called 'butt addicted' movies." "What are you, retarded?" "More anal or you're fired."...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 27, 2008 03:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SWANK PURE ANAL #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Swank Rating: FIVE "The Quips Bounce Off Like Rubber" BUSTED NUTS As much as we like to take the piss out of porn and life in general, sometimes the truth hurts. Swank's Pure Anal 5 is the kind of fuck flick that you can't help but jerk off to, with...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 25, 2008 07:24 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CHRIS STREAMS' OIL OVERLOAD [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: TWO & A HALF "This Somehow Reminds Me Of..." BUSTED NUTS Elegant Angels' BIG WET ASSES line of videos wins some goddamn award, year after year, and the rest of the porn industry takes notice. And puts out its own clones. THE BEST OIL FOR GIANNA MICHAELS'...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2008 05:46 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM ON MY TATTOO #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Burning Angel Rating: ONE "Ooh, I Just Had an Ink Orgasm" BUSTED NUTS I've finally figured out why chicks get retarded tattoos just about all over their bodies. I've finally figured out why women would want to ruin the most sexy part of their looks --- their skin --- by...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2008 03:44 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MILFS TAKE DIESEL #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vengeance Rating: ONE & A HALF "Throwing Caution, Money and Good Sense to the Wind" BUSTED NUTS MILFs run on diesel. Who knew? Damn, dude. You'd think that with diesel being, like, more than five dollars a gallon this week --- and sure to be six, like in a month...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2008 03:30 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GOV LOVE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO "Please, God, No Hilary Clinton Look-Alikes" BUSTED NUTS Having a porn be a spoof of the Eliot Spitzer debacle is probably as good a fuck flick idea as any, but a decent idea can't make up for a cookie-cutter, cut-and-dried porno that runs through the motions, providing...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2008 08:05 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GETTING ALL A+S #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: ZERO "Getting All Vs. More Like" BUSTED NUTS Here's another pathetic pornographic effort in which most any brain-carrying potential consumer would be led to believe that said video abounded with scenes featuring anal sex. Except not. LEIGH LIVINGSTON SPELLS "VAGINA" WITH A CAPITAL "A." Rather, this video...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2008 07:51 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DARK CITY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Adam and Eve Rating: TWO "Less Chat, More Twat" BUSTED NUTS For every time you might lament how porn hasn't got enough story and find yourself longing for the "good ol' days," consider flicks like DARK CITY. Sure, this one is better than the shitstorms that houses like Private or...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2008 07:44 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
OBSCENE BEHAVIOR #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: THREE "You Don't Know Where That's Been" BUSTED NUTS Never has there been a movie (that I have ever seen) where toilet licking, asshole eating, face fucking with cocks and feet (don't ask), and some really brutal and unapologetic DP scenes, ever seem so...appropriate. Red Light...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2008 04:22 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ERIK EVERHARD IS ASS OBSESSED #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Video Rating: FOUR "Anal Winks" BUSTED NUTS Erik Everhard is back again with ASS OBSESSED #4, a special two-disk collector's edition. This butt work out stars GILDA JOY as the chief featured hole provider for our cast of horny dick jocks who put their tools to work on...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2008 02:04 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WHO'S YOUR MOMMIE? #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Combat Zone Rating: THREE "Tougher Than Scrotum Leather" BUSTED NUTS This of course makes me think of Jason Baxter's mom from elementary and middle school. She was a classic Texas tart, with all the pancake makeup and fake titty action that the Lone Brain Cell State is famous for. Jason...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 11, 2008 01:41 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BANZAI #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Rating: HALF A "We Want to Make Sure You Know We Suck" BUSTED NUT Anarchy Pictures hates itself. How else can you explain a "100%" Asian-themed vid in which the prettiest girl, KATHLEEN KRUZ, has highly questionable Asian-ness. At least name her Kathleen Kuruzasaki, or some goddamn thing. OH,...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 10, 2008 07:59 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
UP 'ER WHITE ASS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Black Market Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Turning a Color Blind Eye" BUSTED NUTS It's possible some people at the Black Market Activities porn house need to brush up on their schooling. From, like, 1st grade. But you'll be willing to overlook the discrepancy of having an Asian broad in...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 10, 2008 07:37 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CARMEN & AVA [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Adam & Eve Rating: THREE & A HALF "Rug Fucking Burn" BUSTED NUTS As much as Adam & Eve DVD has tarnished their own reputation as a company by releasing truck-fucking-loads of complete, utter and total SHIT, I will say that with their newest box worship flick, CARMEN & AVA,...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 10, 2008 01:22 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TOM BYRON'S BLACK ASS FIXATION #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tom Byron Pictures Rating: FOUR "Full Magnum" BUSTED NUTS BLACK GOLD TOM BYRON PICTURES presents Tom Byron's Black Ass Fixation #2 directed by Tom Byron. Written by Tom Byron. Screenplay by Tom Byron. Starring Tom Byron. With food served by Tom Byron. I like this shit. I had (still do)...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 10, 2008 12:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
EXTREME HOLLY: THREESOMES! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE "Empty Your Nutsack" BUSTED NUTS Did I miss a meeting? Last time I checked EXTREME HOLLY was a nasty bitch. But outside a weird-as-fuck pregnant woman with a ball in her mouth and a dick in her twat, this movie should have been called EXTREME HOLLY:...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 3, 2008 02:19 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
NEW WAVE HOOKERS #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCA Rating: FIVE "The Way Shit Was Meant to Fucking Be" BUSTED NUTS So my deadbeat fuckhead of a roommate left this shit behind when he decided that he couldn't handle the mean streets of North Idaho and had to head back to the nice suburban streets of the Southside...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 3, 2008 02:06 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT AMERICAN BLOW JOB QUEEN #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Porn Order Rating: FOUR "Open Mouths And..." BUSTED NUTS NPO, New Porn Order who may be in bed with the NWO on the fucky sucky side of things present BLOW JOB QUEEN VOL 5. I really like BLOW JOBS and here is why: IT IS THE ONLY TIME A...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 3, 2008 01:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG WET ASSES #13 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: THREE & A HALF "Cross Her Off the List" BUSTED NUTS It seems that the porn world is also keeping a well-guarded list of who's who who's not taken a cock up the ass on camera. Perhaps it's an inner circle of Masonic quality, biding their time...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 26, 2008 10:51 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SEX BUS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Private Rating: THREE "Fuckers Move to the Back of the Bus" BUSTED NUTS Nothing like getting it on in the back of some public transportation, back there where the windows are heavily tinted and the seats swivel to face the back of the vehicle and no one seems to notice...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 26, 2008 10:42 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MASTERS OF REALITY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: TWO AND A HALF "Porn is Very Real, America" BUSTED NUTS So the rumors were true. Porn is a reality. Thanks for keeping me apprised. JACLYN CASE'S TITS: REAL VS. REALITY? DISCUSS. If this porn is "real" in comparison to the one about people fucking on a...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 26, 2008 10:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MOMS GONE WILD 2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Exquisite Rating: TWO "And Not a Good Rack in the House" BUSTED NUTS For all the "moms" in this fuck flick, for all five of the sluts who are otherwise attractive examples of sluttery, all, to the last, have had terrible, terrible boob jobs. Now, I'd argue that any boob...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2008 07:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER ANAL VACATION [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Private Rating: TWO AND A HALF "No Vaginal for Me on This Holiday" BUSTED NUTS WINNIE's the "mom" of this mother/daughter combo in Private Tropical's 38th installment. Based on their respective appearances, Winnie must have been pregnant far, far before the current age her "daughter," SABRINA SWEET, who ass fucks...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 20, 2008 07:22 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MOMMY GOT BOOBS 2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Brazzers Rating: THREE "Silicone Burial Grounds" BUSTED NUTS Where do porn chicks who didn't get the memo that porn chicks nowadays aren't getting boob jobs go for work? Brazzers. You won't find a natural titted chick in these vids. That is, unless they're super human breasters like SARA STONE or...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 20, 2008 07:00 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ELASTIC ASSHOLES 6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "Snap! There's a Cumball in Your Ear" BUSTED NUTS Boing! You could probably have nailed that little shit you picked on in grade school with a spit ball from waaaayy across the classroom with the assholes in this flick. Seriously, now. Is a name like that...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 19, 2008 11:45 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JASON COLT THE MYSTERY OF THE SEXY DIAMONDS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Private "Blockbusters" Rating: ZERO "Fuck You" BUSTED NUTS Private's been pushing this video for a long time. A long, loooong time. For what seems like a couple years, the trailer for this flick appears before the menu for every single Private release, bar none. And the trailer seemed dire. You've...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 19, 2008 11:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
EURO BABES GONE WILD 2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: FOUR "Another Wild Day in the Orifice" BUSTED NUTS It's a good thing that you can expect Euro babes to go about this wild in just about every porn flick that features them. Tight bods, pretty faces, and all-hole fucking superpowers make them what should be the universally...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 14, 2008 11:49 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENAGERS LOVE IT IN THE ASS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Private Rating: THREE AND A HALF "Blurry Nostalgia" BUSTED NUTS Teenagers love it in the ass? Sweet! It's just as I remember my teenage years, boning teenage broads. "Put it in my ass! Put it in my ass!" Was all I'd ever hear. It's a wonder I ever got any...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 14, 2008 11:40 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN FEVER 35 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: ONE AND A HALF "Ink Ain't Hot" BUSTED NUTS The sexiest thing about a woman's body is her skin. When it's supple and vibrant, it oozes sensuality. That's why tattoos don't make any goddamn sense on chicks, especially when they get big ones. JANDI LIN is a real...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 14, 2008 11:35 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BARELY MILF [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Bad Seed Rating: ONE AND A HALF "Barely Tolerable" BUSTED NUTS "Barely legal" makes sense. Just a little while ago... moments, even... and fucking said prospective slut would not have been possible. Yes! I'd like to take a bite of that apple. But "barely MILF" is working about as well...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 14, 2008 11:28 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BEAUTIFUL ANAL DIVAS 2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Bad Seed Rating: THREE "Go East, Young Man" BUSTED NUTS Here's a study in geography, demography, and how it affects penis hardness in male viewers: Dan Silver's Anal Divas 1: featured European chicks, and Mr. Silver's horrific physique, skin, and seemingly diseased cock notwithstanding, was a fine, fine showing of...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 14, 2008 11:24 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS ANGELS 6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Adam & Eve Pictures Rating: FIVE "Every Dog Has His Day" BUSTED NUTS Adam & Eve Pictures is Skullgame's whipping boy. They put out the lamest crap we see. If there's a way to fuck up a porn featuring chicks that rock our world in other companies' videos, Adam &...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 9, 2008 09:51 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GREAT BIG BOOBIES #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: THREE & A HALF "Barf Bags Not Required" BUSTED NUTS I could actually get into this video line. Normally, great big breasts aren't my thing. And I'm not talking about the cheating bastard porns that have "huge tits," but said tits are all silicone horror. I'm talking...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 2, 2008 09:46 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GOOD GIRLS GONE BAD [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Swank Rating: THREE? FOUR? "As Original as Counterfeit?" BUSTED NUTS If you're a devotee of good Euro fucking, then chances are you're into Swank videos. The chicks always look beautiful, have healthy tans, more often than not take it in the ass, and when they do have fake racks, the...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 2, 2008 09:38 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SWANK XXX #13 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Swank Rating: FIVE "When It Ain't Broke..." BUSTED NUTS Let's make an entry into the textbook on how to make a successful porn flick, shall we? Swank XXX 13. All the chicks have hot bodies, real tits, no lame tattoos, wear good makeup and lingerie, take it in the ass,...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 2, 2008 09:28 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I LOVE BIG BUTTS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: TWO & A HALF "When Rumps Go Bad" BUSTED NUTS Here's the flip side of the butt vs. butt fucked equation: I LOVE BIG BUTTS, in which 12 women's asses are brought to our attention, but only about half of the holes that go with them get...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 30, 2008 10:36 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASSTRAVAGANZA #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: FIVE "When's an Ass Put to Proper Use?" BUSTED NUTS I'm having a hard time understanding this. There are porn vids centered around asses in which the proprietors of said asses (the chicks) are not having their asses fucked. Then, there are porns centered around asses in...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 24, 2008 09:27 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
IT'S BIG, IT'S BLACK, IT'S JACK #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vouyer Media Rating: TWO & A HALF "Dolly, the Cloned Anal Sheep" BUSTED NUTS And now onto the cloned sheep of the porn world, DOLLY ANDI ANDERSON. She's little, and she's dumb. She's the kind of chick that you could have a 10 second conversation with and wonder why you...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 24, 2008 09:20 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BREAKIN' 'EM IN #11 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vouyer Media Rating: TWO & A HALF "One Time Only for the Next Half Hour" BUSTED NUTS Better get this video. It features the "one and only" scene by "Little Anal ANDI ANDERSON." Wow. The chick's ass must have exploded/imploded, or she died in a car crash on the way...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 24, 2008 09:16 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I LOVE BRITNEY AND WHITNEY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: TWO "Way to Blow It" BUSTED NUTS Britney and Whitney, the Stevens sisters, are a fun pair for porn. They're rolly and poly, and have a sort of sloppy, retarded allure to them. One of the sisters is fairly more sloppy and retarded looking than the other,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 24, 2008 09:11 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN 1 ON 1 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Naughty America Rating: FOUR "Balls Deep In Bai Ling's Stunt Double" BUSTED NUTS Gotta love the Far East and all it has to offer. Cool small technology, great food, those little bunk bed sized hotel rooms, and.....all the hot Asian skank bait you can shake your filthy meat pipe at....
Posted in skull_weblog on June 18, 2008 10:01 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
RADIUM #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Zane Rating: FIVE "Pentagrams Upside Down" BUSTED NUTS OK ButtFuckers! Lissen up all you Satanists and cuntagious fans of Metal bent on the Belzeebub. TERA WRAY'S ASS...IS...CALLING US...LISTEN...THERE IT IS..."FUCK...ME...FUCK.........ME." AIN'T THAT THE GODDAMNEST THING?!? Here is one fer all of you! So you can start jacking off RIGHT NOW...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 18, 2008 09:21 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
KEEP 'EM CUMMIN' [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vouyer Media Rating: THREE "This Whole Room Smells Like Bleach...Or Maybe It Should" BUSTED NUTS Back from my little vacation in the land of plastic titties, beautiful Los Angeles/Orange County, I couldn't help but look around me constantly, wondering if some of the girls in the surrounding area around me...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 15, 2008 04:51 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GO AHEAD REAM ME [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Acid Rain Rating: FOUR & HALF "Bottom's Up" BUSTED NUTS You have to buy this DVD -- just for the bonus features. As you can guess, this vid features beautiful women being fucked silly. So far, I'M IN! But wait it gets better: I mean this, buy it for the...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2008 03:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
NAUGHTY NOOBIES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tom Byron Pictures Rating: THREE "Empty Your Nutsack" BUSTED NUTS Tommy B. presents NAUGHTY NOOBIES for our latest generation of hand whackers inc.... THAT MEANS YOU JERK OFFS!!!!!!! Check it out. LIFE AT FOLSOM TAKES A TURN FOR THE BETTER. COURTESY OF MS. CHARLEY CHASE. Tom Byron has, in this...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2008 03:14 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SPIT SWAPPERS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ZERO "The Poor Man's Sperm" BUSTED NUTS That hunting for more and more inane porn was a pastime was not revealed until the viewing of Pink Visuals' SPIT SWAPPERS. Ooh, baby. Swap that spit. No, not like swapping spit with me... you know, like "French" kissing... I...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2008 11:16 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LUCKY LESBIANS #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Silver Sinema Rating: ZERO "I'm So Lucky You Won the Lottery" BUSTED NUTS Wow! It's my lucky day! A bunch of hot chicks that I'd like to fuck that not only don't get fucked by me, but not by any other surrogate cocks that I could live vicariously through. How...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2008 11:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TOE SERVICE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: ONE "Wrinkles Aren't For Grandma Anymore" BUSTED NUTS Want to guarantee a non-viewing public? Put a photo on the cover of your porn of some chick's wrinkled soles. Right up in your face. Nasty, wrinkled feet. At least they cleaned them. I'm a 32-year old male,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2008 11:03 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I LOVE ASIANS #6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: FOUR "Maui is Lovely This Time of Year" BUSTED NUTS You should buy this video for one reason: to view SABRINE MAUI and HALEY team up on Mark Ashley in one of the greatest scenes in porn history. Liberal deep throating, sloppy, slurpy blow jobs, anal fucking,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2008 10:55 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG COCK CRAZY #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vengeance Rating: TWO & A HALF "Pony Up" BUSTED NUTS We watched this video for one reason, and one reason only: to see one chick take this dude Ramon's dick up her ass. Ramon is one of these dudes who gets more billing for his dick in straight porn than...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 10, 2008 09:30 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SMOKIN' HOT #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Rating: THREE & A HALF "God Save the Porn Queen" BUSTED NUTS We didn't know it until we saw SMOKIN' HOT 3' box cover, but thank the lord ROXY JEZEL is still around and taking it rightfully in the ass. "PARDON ME, SIR, BUT IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?"...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 10, 2008 09:21 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE PROFESSIANALS #11 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: FOUR "Butt Holes Licensed to Kill" BUSTED NUTS Hustler's Professianals 11 is about "mafia" "gangsters" and the women who wrap their holes around those gangsters' cocks. Now, gangsters. This actually means porn stars dressed up in dark suits and shirts. The professional anallers would of course be the...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 10, 2008 09:13 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WIFE SWITCH #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: TWO "Take My Real-Life Paid Pornstar Actress Wife, Please" BUSTED NUTS The couples in WIFE SWITCH 3 purportedly had all been thinking about the swapperoo for some time, but it wasn't until they had the opportunity to do it in from of a camera for anyone with...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 10, 2008 08:54 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TUNNEL VISION #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Video Rating: FIVE "Ogre Cock" BUSTED NUTS Jules Jordan sure knows how to produce a damn good flick. But c'mon, man, work on the cover. This thing looks like a porno variety show that no one wants to watch. All us humble porn-loving folks need is a close...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 8, 2008 10:24 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
INVASIAN #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Crackin' Open the Backdoor Fortune Cookie" BUSTED NUTS You can count on one guy in porn to get whores in anal line, Jules Jordan. The latest stronghold of anal inviolability to fall is MYA LUANNA, and not a goddamned moment too soon. Sure,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 8, 2008 10:12 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
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