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FUCKFEST [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Sin City Rating: THREE "A Cock In Every Mouth" BUSTED NUTS 240. Minutes. Dollars. Inches. It's all substantial no matter whether you fucking choke it or poke it or leave it alone. And this fucking FOUR HOURS of porn is nothing if not the ULTRA ORGY it's described as. Every...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2010 10:38 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
AIRTIGHT GRANNY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Filmco Rating: FOUR "For The Aged & Infirm" BUSTED NUTS Is it possible that the last vestiges of my credibility go right outta the fucking window with this one? I mean would you buy a car from a fucking lunatic like me? Probably not, but we ain't talking cars. We're...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2010 08:36 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CLASSIC SEKA [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Arrow Rating: FIVE "You Wanna See Some REAL Fucking?" BUSTED NUTS Trying to explain to anybody who wasn't there the first time, the significance of a SEKA, is like trying to tell them about the fucking MAGNA CARTA. That is, no matter how hard you try they're still going to...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2010 08:32 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
AUNT PEG [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Cal Vista Rating: FIVE "Like Auntie Mame...But With Jiz" BUSTED NUTS For YOU? Yeah, this might be a little bit like watching your Moms fuck. You see in the vintage days of porn the average age of the average sausage handler was much older than now where high school guidance...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2010 04:19 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
STACKED #5: BIG TIT BACHELOR PARTY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Top Heavy Rating: FIVE "What The FUCK Are You Looking At?!?" BUSTED NUTS You remember that whole JAKE LA MOTTA thing where he's watching his ol' lady talk to some friend of his and everything slows down into that SCORSESE slow-mo thing, like it's being filmed by retarded kids or...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2010 06:31 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MY DAUGHTER'S FUCKING BLACKZILLA #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hush Hush Entertainment Rating: FIVE "Here's To You Sven Nauckhoff" BUSTED NUTS My name is Cornholio. Bitches. And you're here with ME, now. Some white dude turned me on to Black Flag once. I thought it was a new way of getting high offa roach spray but no, it was...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2010 02:22 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LITTLE ORAL ANNIE RIDES AGAIN [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Alpha Blue Archives Rating: FIVE "Attica! Attica! Attica!" BUSTED NUTS Maybe I'm not the right one to be reviewing these old flicks. Perhaps having me review this vintage shit is like your grandfather making you watch ol' JOHN WAYNE movies. The Searchers? Pretty good movie, gramps. But about the fucking...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2010 08:59 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
REAL LIFE HORSE COCKS #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Underground Digital Rating: THREE "The Famous Mister Ed" BUSTED NUTS Wow, finally a movie with real live horse cocks...sort of. It's not a prosthetic, it's not a camera trick, it's, in fact, TONY DUNCAN and his 18-inch dick, which is in all likelihood probably more like 14 inches. After 12...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2010 12:04 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BBB: BIG BIG BABES #12 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Channel 69 Rating: THREE "Fun In The Streets, Not So Fun In The Living Room" BUSTED NUTS There's this widely held misconception that I will fuck anything. This has developed over a functioning lifetime of fucking anything. But consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds and just because I fucked...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2010 10:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
M.I.L.F MOUTHS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fifth Element Rating: FOUR "Mama Mia" BUSTED NUTS It was the spring of 1999 when I first encountered the fabled cougar of lore. I was not a month past being legally bound to my every poor decision, and she was not a year out of a failed marriage that had...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2010 08:49 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GANG BANGS (THE LIFE OF THE PARTY) [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hollywood Video Rating: 13 BILLION MILLION THOUSAND, & 4 BUSTED SQUIRTING DEEP HOLE PENETRATING NUTS The life of the party is goddamned right. I was having my own party watching this motherfucker. That party consisted of my hands wrapped tightly around my cock at all times. It took me about...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2010 05:06 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
A2M: THE ART OF ASS TO MOUTH #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anabolic Digital Rating: THREE "I'm Giving You A Three Cuz I Always Give You Fives" BUSTED NUTS Microscopic fecal matter abounds (didn't your Mama ever tell you to always wipe front to back?) in this tribute piece to all things hepatitis!!! MONICA SWEETHEART & A COCK: A JOURNEY ALMOST FINISHED...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2010 04:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
NINA HARTLEY'S GUIDE TO DOUBLE PENETRATION [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Adam & Eve Rating: ONE "Another Adam & Eve Vid? The Men At Vivid Smile" BUSTED NUTS There was a yawning void in my fucking life. It started with the marked absence of hate. I wasn't hating on nothing. Mooks that made more money than me? Ah, well. Bitches that...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 1, 2010 09:58 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENAGE ANAL PRINCESS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anabolic Rating: FIVE "Need I Say More?" BUSTED NUTS Anabolic Digital proves once again that "This isn't your Daddies porn." Hands down this would have to be the best movie I seen all week, all month even! Featuring girls who fuck like fucking is all they got, SAL GENOA directs...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 1, 2010 09:30 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DOUBLE TEAMED AND CREAMED [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Acid Rain Rating: TWO "Holy Shit! I Forgot The Fucking Title" BUSTED NUTS I would sincerely like to thank Mr. Brat for making this review so easy. About 30 seconds into the movie, I forgot the title! Luckily ol' boy was considerate enough to get the girls to beat the...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 1, 2010 02:51 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
HEAVY HANDFULS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR "Ballsful" BUSTED NUTS OK guys, HEAVY HANDFULS #4 is a fun and aerobic film starring LONI and directed by William H. for Elegant Angel. Sometimes I wonder if it is William H. Macy behind the lens...?? ALICIA RHODES PAYING HER DEBT TO HUMANITY THE ONLY WAY...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 1, 2010 02:30 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WILD ASSED POOPER SLUT [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Rosebud Rating: THREE "With POOP In The Title It Can't Be Bad" BUSTED NUTS There is a special skill. This broad I used to fuck had it. I stuck my "Gentle Friend," in this instance, my thumb, up her ass, pre-cock insertion. A Gentle Friend from a gentleman. Well, she...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2010 10:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENS WITH TITS #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Diabolic Films Rating: TWO "Consolation Blowjob" BUSTED NUTS Sometimes ya just feel like they aren't trying. And sometimes you just wish they hadn't fucking bothered at all. This one finds us back at that old geezer with the nasty beard's palatial home once again. I suspect that Diabolic is just...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2010 09:33 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GLAZED AND CONFUSED # 5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: THREE "Step On A Banana Peel" BUSTED NUTS Dude aims his dick at DESTINY DEVILLE'S chin and shoots the smallest load in history. It's like he cums sawdust. She says to him, "There's nothing even coming out of this fucking cock. Bring me some real cum. Fucking...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2010 07:43 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SHAVING GRANNY'S PRIVATES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Filmco Rating: FOUR "What A Nice Big Ass You Have Grandma" BUSTED NUTS Fuck you. I know that you think you know everything there is to know about me. And I know that you think you know that when I gain praise for something like this or even TWIN VOLCANOES...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 11, 2010 07:19 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SAKURA TALES #6: WITH HAPPY ENDING [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
DVSX Rating: THREE "Power Of Ginsu" BUSTED NUTS Everyone likes a happy ending. And those "in the know" will, of course, be aware what a "happy ending" means in an Asian massage establishment. That's right, when you leave you discover your credit cards haven't been stolen from your pants. This's...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 11, 2010 05:55 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PULL MY HAIR & CALL ME STUPID #1 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Heatwave Rating: FIVE "Just Don't Call Her Late For Dinner" BUSTED NUTS Is it fair to give a flick a 2 NUT lead for just genius of title alone? Who the fuck is asking YOU?!?! It is done because I just did it. We LOVE the ol' VA. And by...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 11, 2010 09:52 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE VOYEUR'S BEST ANAL COCKSUCKERS #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: TWO "Cocksuckingly Anal" BUSTED NUTS What can I say about this movie that hasn't been said about our current president? It's stupid, boring, not great to look at, and the sex is lackluster. But watching all the ass fucking DID bring back memories of my childhood on...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 5, 2010 06:09 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
IN THE ASS ON THE GLASSES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Zane Rating: FOUR "At Lenscrafters We'll Have Your Glasses Loaded Up & Ready To Go In Under An Hour" BUSTED NUTS VINNIE's depressed. Sometimes being a man about fucking town starts to weigh heavy on the Loadster. And no manner of excess cures it. Neither grannies nor trannies. Neither teens...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 5, 2010 10:20 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BRUNETTES THE DARKSIDE #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fusxion Rating: THREE & A HALF "Hold Your Ground" BUSTED NUTS Brunettes the Darkside 2 shows flashes of fucking genius, but they need a new cameraman. Most of the carnal brilliance is thanks to VANESSA LANE, who, with her superhero fake breasts and "oh, holy shit" ripped, muscular physique, looks...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 1, 2010 07:35 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SECRETARIES #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Combat Zone Rating: TWO & A HALF "The Office Needs Redecorating" BUSTED NUTS Secretaries #2 seems like it would work. Euro bitches, shot in Europe. Ok, it's got the weird big titted version of TARRA WHITE, but sexy ugly MYA DIAMOND is always welcome, and JENNIFER LOVE and NATALI D'ANGELO...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 1, 2010 07:23 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JOHN LESLIE'S CRACK HER JACK #6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR "Give Her Some Penis & Crack Her Jacks" BUSTED NUTS Some would say the glass is half empty. Others are misguided and depressingly upbeat. Observe: it doesn't matter how good she was in bed, she was fucking ugly OR she was fucking ugly, but great in...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 28, 2010 09:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GANG BANG DIARIES #8: RACIAL FACIAL [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Rosebud Rating: TWO & A HALF "Yes, Judy. There Is A Load For Your Face" BUSTED NUTS Dear Diary: Today I got gangbanged. Which means in all practical terms that more than one man, that is, a gang, banged me both in succession as well as together. Bang, as in...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 28, 2010 08:57 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BLACK ASS FIXATION #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tom Byron Pictures Rating: ONE "Tom Needs a Stronger Prescription" BUSTED NUTS Tom Byron wears some pretty dorky glasses. They make him look like the hipster version of Mr. Magoo. And while the lenses look pretty thick, we think they need to be even thicker. Case in point: the goings...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 23, 2010 09:09 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE DARK SIDE OF MARCO BANDERAS #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Mercenary Pictures Rating: THREE "Pop Some More Pills, Boys" BUSTED NUTS Just like every Mercenary Pictures video, THE DARK SIDE OF MARCO BANDERAS #3 is pre-empted by an "info"mercial featuring Lexington Steele pushing some goddamn pills that are supposed to make you like, blow huge loads, just like he does....
Posted in skull_weblog on June 22, 2010 09:02 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FROM MY ASS TO MY MOUTH [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: THREE "Dirty, Dirty, Dirty" BUSTED NUTS This DVD is not for the weak-spirited, fly-by-night pornography user. All girls, all anal. No boys. If anal isn't your bag anyway, this flick will make you lose your lunch. Nine young ladies poke, prod and violate their own dirt tracks,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 20, 2010 08:42 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
YOUR MOM'S A SLUT...SHE TAKES IT IN THE BUTT #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Venom Rating: FIVE "Hip Hop You Don't Stop" BUSTED NUTS Slick Rick said it best: "Most women with kids, trust me, they done it in the ass before..." and "there ain't no way to play it subtle when I want the buttle." Where was I? Oh yeah. YOUR MOM'S A...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 20, 2010 10:18 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LEXINGTON LOVES LATINAS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Mercenary Pictures Rating: TWO "Over the Vintage Line" BUSTED NUTS There's a difference between vintage and has-been. Mercenary Pictures has got the big black dick angle covered, but you probably won't win the argument that the porn line features the freshest, hottest girls. Sure, these broads were the shit some...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 19, 2010 07:17 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
IR4: INREARENDENCE DAY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Horizon Rating: FOUR "Why Try?" BUSTED NUTS In a galaxy long, long ago and far, far away, there was a time when porn producers believed that the key to keeping college lacrosse players from raping strippers was to make their porn easily identifiable and separate from the pack by closely...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 13, 2010 08:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CRAZY SHE MALE LOVE #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Bacchus Rating: ZERO to FIVE "Why? Why? Why?" BUSTED NUTS Look. Like any good doctor or dealer, it might be only right and just that I sup at the same table that I make the mooks who review vids herein sup at, punitively, I might add, but call it a...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 13, 2010 08:07 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LEXINGTON LOVES BIG WHITE BOOTY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Mercenary Pictures Rating: TWO & A HALF "Squirrels, Get Down" BUSTED NUTS Lexington Steele loves a lot of things. He loves making porno. He loves it when you buy his jizz augmenting pills that he himself uses that apparently don't do much of anything. He loves licking his lips before...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 13, 2010 07:57 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
POUND THE ROUND #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: ONE "Anatomy of Porn Bullshit" BUSTED NUTS A dissection of some utter tripe in the form of pornography. The video POUND THE ROUND #2. "The round": Obviously referring to a woman's ass, as evidenced by close-up photo of a female backside with the kind of distortion normally...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 13, 2010 07:46 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS HOLES #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
DNA Rating: FOUR "Why Ain't This A 300 Hour Vid?" BUSTED NUTS You ever think of what it must be like to be us? And by this I don't mean all the endless parade of pussy both pictured and/or present in our lives, I mean the complete and total lack...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 6, 2010 01:33 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I LOVE YOUR SEXY BUST [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: ONE "Oh Fuck, My Eyes! I Can't See" BUSTED NUTS What do you get when you take a bunch of slobs that can't understand the concept of grooming and hand them a mound of cocaine and a camera? Yep, you guessed it. You get this fucking train...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 6, 2010 08:43 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BANG, BANG, BANG! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: HALF A "Not Enough Bullets in the Gun" BUSTED NUTS Seriously, now. It's about zero percent of the male population's fantasy to fuck a chick with other guys present, much less five other guys present and hogging in on the action. Likewise, it's not the most appealing...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 5, 2010 07:12 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN PARTY SLUTS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO & A HALF "Party at My Place Only" BUSTED NUTS We'd party with these Asian sluts. They're average and above, but not much, with tight bodies (for Asians), and when they have fake racks (which is most of 'em in this flick), they can actually look pretty...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 5, 2010 07:05 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MILF THING #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: TWO & A HALF "Attack of the (MILF) Thing" BUSTED NUTS MILF THING 5 seemed to offer the promise of a good time at home. Broads that are still hot despite their purported age range, lots of all-hole fucking, and all the chicks are from Europe. Perfect....
Posted in skull_weblog on May 23, 2010 09:46 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ALL INTERNAL #11 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: THREE "Runner-Up" BUSTED NUTS ALL INTERNAL #11 pales in comparison to #10, but it was a tough act to follow. No screaming double anal squirting scenes here, but watching butterface VIRGINEE in reverse cowgirl up the butt was satisfying enough. Too bad the hottest chick in the...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 23, 2010 09:15 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I LOVE ASIANS #11 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: TWO & A HALF "66% Love Is Not Whole Hearted" BUSTED NUTS I love Asians, too. Slender and hairless, the little chickys are like toys. Problem is, they tend to not fuck super well as much as they do (fuck super well). Case in point: the dearth...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 19, 2010 06:13 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
UNTAPPED ASSETS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vouyer Media Rating: ONE AND A HALF "Ass-ets Remain Untapped" BUSTED NUTS For shame, Vince Vouyer. You, who herald the performing of anal sex in all your videos, practically doing a little dance and organizing a parade when one of your hired girls says she's going about to engage in...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2010 07:53 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I LOVE VANESSA LANE [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: FOUR "Position Filled" BUSTED NUTS VANESSA LANE is my kind of girl. Tight, slender, muscles all over the place, can get her legs up as high over her head as her arms, and has pretty much got a dick in her ass at all times. Too bad...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2010 07:31 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BEFORE THEY WERE STARS #1 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Productions Rating: ONE "Taking The Wood Out Of Hollywood" BUSTED NUTS Your chance to check out (I quote the box) "amateur" performances from some of the biggest names in porn "long before they were starring in the current mega spectacular dressed as a pirate." In other words, another...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2010 09:23 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CHRISTOPH CLARK'S ANGEL PERVERSE #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: THREE "Angel Fucking" BUSTED NUTS Ode to the joy of everything ever caught up in a fishnet!!! Stocking aficionados will find this mildly appreciative and that's coming from a guy who's had a few wrapped around my neck. Christoph Clark has banged out #3 in the delicious...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2010 05:48 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG WET BUTTS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Brazzers Rating: THREE "Buy For Bree" BUSTED NUTS Elegant Angel's BIG WET ASSES series is a runaway A-train. Considering, you'd think that bandwagon jumpers would have thought of BIG WET BUTTS a long time ago. Hurry up, pornsters! All that's left are BIG WET BOOTIES, BIG WET BACKSIDES, and BIG...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2010 09:04 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I WANNA CUM INSIDE YOUR MOM [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
White Ghetto Films Rating: THREE "Dad? Daaad?" BUSTED NUTS AVN is on now. Which means we're getting our cocks wet. In something other than a sock filled with lotion. Which means we're getting our cocks wet in socks filled with lotion in LAS VEGAS. We say this so not as...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2010 09:32 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
MILF SEEKER #12 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Productions Rating: FOUR "Dude....Is That Your...NOOOOO! Couldn't Be? Oh Shit! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!" BUSTED NUTS I long for the day that I see one my friends' filthy hot mothers in some DVD that I get to review. I know that the chances are kind of unlikely, being that many of...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2010 02:36 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
YOUNG AND GLAMOROUS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "Not Your Average Glamour Shot" BUSTED NUTS If only the glamour shots you get at the mall were like this. Here's a porn flick whose pre-fuck tease montages are actually well done. Barring some ugly tattoos (which is all of them) the chicks are all beautiful...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 30, 2010 10:28 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS PLAY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: ONE "Please Kill Yourselves" BUSTED NUTS This ASS PLAY video has got it all. Hot European chicks, the kind with lithe, toned bodies, glowing skin, shiny hair, excellent proportions and pretty faces? Check. And all said hos take it in the ass? Check. Except by "all," we...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 28, 2010 04:45 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TATTOOED & TIGHT [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Zane Rating: FOUR "You Can't Have 'Hepatitis' Without 'Tit'" BUSTED NUTS I'm pro tattoos. I'm pro sex too (not to be confused with being a pro at sex, which I am far from). But a part of me just cannot condone sexual relations in a tattoo shop. I guess for...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2010 07:50 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SEYMORE BUTTS' I'LL TOSS YOUR SALAD IF YOU BUTTER MY BUNS! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Seymore Butts Rating: THREE "Please Shit On Her Face....It Will Make This So Much More Funny" BUSTED NUTS I have a dog. She is a big black lab. She has an abnormally large butthole, which she licks constantly when she is bored. About half way through this movie, it didn't...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2010 07:07 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BANGLADESH BOOTY #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Maximum Xposure Rating: FOUR "Velly Velly Good" BUSTED NUTS None of these bitches are from Bangladesh. At least, I doubt it. And DESTINY DEVILLE's accent places her somewhere in England doing shots and watching porn with ENGLISH BOB's grandma. They all at least look East Indian or thereabouts though. Which's...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2010 10:36 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BRIDGET THE MIDGET'S GANG BANG/THE MIGHTY MIDGET [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Leisure Time Rating: THREE BUSTED Nuts as Porn/10 BUSTED NUTS As A Comedy Remember in 1995 when Ska got popular? Remember how hard you laughed when that happened? Fast forward 9 years, and think about that guy in Tower Records last week who as you are perusing the metal section...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 24, 2010 11:52 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FUCK MY WHITE ASS BLACK MAN #1 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Xotica Pictures Rating: FIVE "What's It All About Alpo?" BUSTED NUTS Catchy Title? You better believe it! Something you want to be saying strolling around the shower in San Quentin? Probably not. "MMGGHMMPPPH!" EXHORTS ASHLEY BLUE TO THE BLACK MAN WHO'S NOT UNDERSTOOD A WORD SHE'S SAID BUT WHO SEEMS...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 18, 2010 08:53 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BLACK THROAT [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCA Rating: THREE "Two To The Head" BUSTED NUTS Call it a pet obsession of mine. Like LEONARD NIMOY in In Search Of... where the wily Spockian fuck walks around, cashes checks and looks for all kinds of shit that might be of use to absolutely no one. Yeah. This...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 18, 2010 07:50 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG FUCKING ASSHOLES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FIVE "Reconciliatory" BUSTED NUTS We're finding it in our heart to begin to forgive Erik Everhard. . . forgive him for his incessant motormouthing, his artless fucking, his mechanical passion, his dorky jock persona. . . what with videos like BIG FUCKING ASSHOLES. So come on back,...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 17, 2010 07:02 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WHITE MOMMAS #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: THREE AND A HALF "Croak Like a Frog" BUSTED NUTS You know, if someone offered us the pretty much perpetual opportunity to fuck some pretty decent 40+ year old women in amusing situations, like visiting the doctor, or showing up for a massage gig, or going for...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 12, 2010 02:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN SUCK DOLLS #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fifth Element Rating: THREE "Fish Ball Soup" BUSTED NUTS ASIAN SUCK DOLLS is a sister series to the relentless ASIAN INSEMINATION series. In the latter, of which a new volume seems to hit the streets on a goddamn daily basis, TONY PORNO embarks upon a one-man-mission to pump every Bangkok...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2010 08:44 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEEN FUCK HOLES #6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: THREE "Legal" BUSTED NUTS Now this is what I'm after - girls getting reamed out so hard and fast that it looks like their tits might fall off. At the very least we're talking a loosened filling. It takes a certain kind of 19 yr old...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2010 04:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG BLACK TITTIES OF THE '70S [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
GVC Rating: FIVE "Awwwww Shu" BUSTED NUTS Apple jack hats, polyester, Brut, earth shoes, cocaine, silk scarves and if anybody's copying this down, absolutely NO national obsession with aerobics and therefore no women with the bodies of 10 year old boys with rickets. This was the 1970s. And this was...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2010 11:34 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TORI BLACK IS PRETTY FILTHY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: THREE AND A HALF "Anal Empowerment" BUSTED NUTS Who knew the feminist movement would find empowerment through porn? If watching Elegant Angel's vids from the past year or so is any indication, it's gotta be true. Not only are women excelling, nay, flourishing not only as professional...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 10, 2010 08:48 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
NOT MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL XXX [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO AND A HALF "Fixed Game" BUSTED NUTS Hey, LAYLA RIVERA is in this movie. We hardly recognized her without all the vomit and piss (and some of it her own) that gave her skin that Max Hardcore plastered-on shine. Now that she's in a highly vanilla porn,...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 24, 2010 10:47 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN ANNIHILATION [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vouyer Media Rating: THREE "One Hole Left Standing" BUSTED NUTS If by annihilating Asians, you mean getting highly fuckable slanty-eyed hos to get boned on camera, then Vouyer Media delivers. However, there's something that's under a shield totally counteracting Vouyer's A-Bomb. . . the chicks' anuses. KITA ZEN'S ANNIHILATION AT...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 22, 2010 04:30 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BANG BANG [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Video X Pix Rating: ONE "Mom? What's 'Pubic Hair'?" BUSTED NUTS This is a message from the future, where your thankful writer didn't heed Bang Bang's 'memo from the producers'. This dated baby was "made to be viewed in its entirety, at one sitting...without flipping through the scenes." Doesn't sound...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2010 09:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BUSTY BELLE COLLECTION [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Alpha Blue Archives Rating: FIVE "My Cock Hurts" BUSTED NUTS TITS. TITTIES. TAY TAYS. DIG DUGS. MUGGA JUGS. MILK MAIDENS. MAMS. MOMS MABLEY. UDDERS. BUGS. CUM CATCHERS. RACKS OF MAM. And finally BREASTS [if you're gay, sensitive and modern]. EVEN WITH THIS BACKWARD PHOTO YOU CAN SEE THAT THIS IS...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2010 03:31 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ALEXIS TEXAS BUTTWOMAN RETURNS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: TWO & A HALF "Stuck in a Rut" BUSTED NUTS ALEXIS TEXAS has always had the butt, but it wasn't until she was elected to the BUTTWOMAN hall of fame that she made proper use of her assets, and started getting asset fucked. Since then, it hasn't...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 19, 2010 10:08 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
1 IN THE PINK, 1 IN THE STINK #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: TWO "And The Other Holes?" BUSTED NUTS When you title your DVD with the intention of spoiling Christmas before it's even bloody arrived, there's always going to be a sense of a letdown. So, many girls get the DP treatment for the duration? Cool, but unless...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2010 07:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SUGARWALLS BT BLACK TALES #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR "Sheena Easton?" BUSTED NUTS Who or what the fuck is Sugarwalls?!?! Is it a director? A series? Look, I don't understand what exactly it has to do with BLACK TALES VOL. 3, but I commend it, whatever it is. Someone please get back to me on...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2010 10:25 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
YOUNG LATIN ASS #7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: ONE & A HALF "Bait and Switch" BUSTED NUTS Young Latin Ass #7 seems to be about asses. You'd think so. I dunno. I just had a feeling. It's not really about asses. Out of the five women in the vid, only two get ass fucked. Oh, sure,...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 2, 2010 01:07 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BIG WET TITS #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: FOUR "You Had Us At Big" BUSTED NUTS Ah, Elegant Angel..."Where the girls cum too." Well, it sure seems as if they are in this little gem, but that's the wonder of the female orgasm...you just may never really know. Unless, of course, they are actually squirting...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 04:00 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BARELY LEGAL GLORY HOLES [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: TWO AND A HALF "R.I.P. Natural Tits" BUSTED NUTS AUBREY ADDAMS is still with us, but her boobs have passed on. May they rest in peace. Addams is the latest porn chick who thought her career could be furthered with a fake rack. Like all the others, she...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 11:59 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SERIAL FUCKERS #2: YOU FUCK ME SO GOOD IT MAKES ME WANNA SHIT! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Dane Rating: FIVE "Alllllll Over The Place" BUSTED NUTS BLOOD. SNOT. PISS. VOMIT. You turned on yet? No? Fuck. Tough crowd. How about THIS? SHIT? DIRTY POOPY SHITS? I can see you warming up to this now. BLOODY SNOTTY PISSY VOMITING SHITTY DIRTY POOPY SHIT PANTS!!!! Fuck it, babe. That...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 11:57 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
I WANNA CUM INSIDE YOUR MOM #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
White Ghetto Films Rating: THREE "Happy Fuckin' Father's Day" BUSTED NUTS This is as mixed of a bag as you're likely to get whilst considering the venerable art of rating and ranking mixed bags. Despite the whole dubious White Ghetto production trip [you ever been to South Boston?] and the...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 10:44 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ERIK EVERHARD'S CANADIAN BEAVER [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FIVE "Gimme Back My Back Bacon, Eh." BUSTED NUTS Holy fucking lordy goodness - I have almost spoffed my load just watching the title sequence of this DVD, it was THAT good. Ice cube packs now on standby. Fingers crossed it'll live up to expectations - 10...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 09:09 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PERVERTED NURSE'S CUM SHOWER NURSING [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
A-6 Rating: FOUR "St. Goddamned Right HERE" BUSTED NUTS I wanna peep as the nurse masturbating. I wanna have the nurse suck my cock. I wanna have the nurse give me a handjob. I wanna fuck the nurse in the hospital. We wanna shoot on the nurse. I wanna fuck...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 08:32 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ANAL ASSASSINS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Rating: THREE "Oh For A Perfect Cast..." BUSTED NUTS The gospel according to the kick-ass named KELLY FUCKIN' WELLS: 1. "There's no fucking like ass fucking." 2. "A cock is a tool for ass fucking." 3. "I'm just a dumb fucking porn cunt -- I deserve to be fucked...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 06:23 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
WHERE'S THE CUM? #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: TWO & A HALF "I Got A Good Guess" BUSTED NUTS With the gonzo on-camera begging from each girl of "where's the cum?," this title is certainly delivering the goods in its title sequence. The girls all look pretty hot, not top dollar, but can deal...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2010 10:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASIAN INSEMINATION #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fifth Element Rating: THREE "Credit Where It's Due" BUSTED NUTS Five volumes deep and TONY PORNO's still inept at filming his own penis penetrating Thai pussies. You'd think there might be some kind of "craft advancement," "learning on the job," or "hiring someone else to point the camera away from...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2010 07:06 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE JEFFERSONS: A XXX PARODY [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Video Team Rating: TWO "Bandwagon Formula" BUSTED NUTS Skullgame fucks the world in general. So, to us, the "allure" of watching a porn because it fulfills some non-existent fantasy of Gilligan giving it to Ginger, or Marsha Brady getting a load on her face, is lost on us. MARIE LUV,...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 11, 2010 10:42 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASHLYNN BROOKE'S ADVENTURES IN SEX [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: ONE "Start the Bus" BUSTED NUTS We're thankful today. Actually, we had been appreciative for some time now, but it hadn't consciously occurred to us until this very moment. The great dirtbag TONY T appears to be definitively out of porn. It seems that he finally got...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 9, 2010 09:41 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
POUND THE ROUND [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: TWO "Unfired Ordnance" ROUNDS POUNDED Pound the Round. Nice. An assfuck video. Except some "rounds" go unpounded. What is this bullshit? Three out of five chicks don't get assfucked. That's a 60% fail rate, which, even if it were a 60% success rate, would still be a...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 08:26 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM STAINED CASTING COUCH #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: THREE "Who's Paying The Dry Cleaning On This?" BUSTED NUTS So, it has always been a mystery to me: who is responsible for steam cleaning a couch after numerous loads of dick snot are shot all over it throughout the course of a porn production? Is...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 03:47 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BRANDON IRON'S PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum Pictures Rating: TWO "Acting While I'm Jerking Means I'm Not Jerking When You're Acting" BUSTED NUTS I reviewed another 'Photographic Mammaries' DVD a while back, and I wasn't too impressed...but then again I'm into hardcore plastic barbiedolls with more silicone than a Microsoft factory. So sue me. It's all...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 02:57 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SEMEN SIPPERS ORGIES AND GANGBANGS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "(Cum) Blast From the Past" BUSTED NUTS Comps are generally boring, but not when what's being compiled is from a time when the shit that was made is better than the shit made now. Case in point: MIKE JOHN'S SEMEN SIPPERS ORGIES AND GANGBANGS. It's got...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 4, 2010 02:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PUMP MY ASS FULL OF CUM #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: TWO & A HALF "Visual Deterrent" BUSTED NUTS This video seemed right up the anal sex freak's alley. But we didn't watch it. Here's why. 1) AUBREY ADDAMS got a boob job. Bummer. Better to dig up old scenes with the natural little breasts. AUBREY ADDAMS. WE...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2010 10:40 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BLACK DICKS IN ASIAN CHICKS #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FOUR "Asian Hoes Are The Best Hoes" BUSTED NUTS A quick perusal of the cumshots tells you that this stick flick suffers from the same handicap as the previous volume. Weak pops. On a few occasions here, the girl is perched waiting for the dude to...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 08:53 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
DOUBLE DOSE OF KAIYA LYNN/LUCY THAI [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: THREE & A HALF "Orientaling the Field" BUSTED NUTS Ok, yet another New Sensations comp. But at least it's a pretty good choice, focusing on two of the better Stateside Asian fuckstresses ever, Kaiya Lynn and Lucy Thai. KAIYA LYNN, ORIENT-ING A COCK IN THE DIRECTION OF...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 05:34 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GANG BANG SQUAD #8 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Productions Rating: TWO "Is 10 A Crowd?" BUSTED NUTS If you, dear reader and presumably watcher of the fine arts (clue: not opera), follow the usual rules of viewing, then disappointment will follow GANGBANG SQUAD #8. Ordinarily it's a four-point plan. Step one: acquire aptly titled filth fest...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 02:43 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
COUPLES SEDUCE TEENS #13 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE & A HALF "Fresh off the Ship From Mars" BUSTED NUTS The only way anyone would believe that this video contains "couples" "seducing" "teens" is if they had never seen porn, probably had never heard of porn, and for that matter, probably just arrived from another...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 09:55 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LATIN ASS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: THREE "Lamaze" BUSTED NUTS Here's another video about how great it is to live in Brazil. Forget that nearly 1,000 people get murdered in Rio de Janeiro every year, there are women with very round and tight butts there, and they get fucked! In addition, Nacho Vidal's...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 26, 2010 09:19 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
FEELS SO BIG IN MY ASS! [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Sex Sense Rating: THREE "Good Form, Needs Gusto" BUSTED NUTS We gotta give props for effort. New Sensations is trying to get itself back into respectable territory, releasing fewer compilations of compilations, putting out more original vids, and most importantly, making vids of Euro whores fucking in Europe, which generally...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 07:08 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
RAYLENE RETURNS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vince Vouyer Unleashed Rating: TWO & A HALF "Excess Verbiage" BUSTED NUTS Vince Vouyer's a funny, quippy guy, and everyone gets along in a chummy, sunny way here on RAYLENE RETURNS, but do we really need *this* much good will and rapport? Seriously, now, 23 minutes of background in order...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 03:25 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ELASTIC ASSHOLES #7 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: THREE & A HALF "Your Grossness Pales in Comparison" BUSTED NUTS The name "elastic assholes" is nearly so gross I don't want to watch the movie. But that's probably the point in today's US porn scene. Make the vids like the grown up version of that Nickelodeon...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 02:37 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
PUCKERED UP [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: THREE & A HALF "Stumped in the Final Round" BUSTED NUTS This one started with so much promise. PUCKERED UP has an uncommon element of total nast, even for porn. Super, detailed closeups of women's flexing anuses, down to the one hair they missed in shaving. Then, the...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 11:28 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASSTRAVAGANZA 12 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: FIVE "Surgically Cut" BUSTED NUTS ASSTRAVAGANZA 12 is another compilation tribute to anal fucking. And god bless whoever for making a video *centered* on asses that actually features asses being fucked. Someone gets it. WHAT? THERE'S A MARKET FOR THIS? REALLY? GENIUS. As usual, the 20-anal scene,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2010 08:50 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST TRANSSEXUAL GANGBANG [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
White Ghetto Films Rating: FIVE "Dave Dietrich Approved" BUSTED NUTS What can be said about a roomful of dudes with tits, er, I mean "chicks" with dicks forcing their pleasures on ONE unsuspecting man that hasn't already been said about this past Saturday at my, DAVE DIETRICH's, house? The answer:...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2010 09:43 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
VIOLATED BEAUTIES #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Colossal Entertainment Rating: ONE "Is, Thankfully, The Loneliest Fucking Number" BUSTED NUT There have been times in my life where I have had to sit through some shit that made me think of setting my own head on fire out of sheer boredom. And by fucking golly, this is one...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2010 09:14 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASSTRAVAGANZA #9 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: 666 "Focused" BUSTED NUTS The Asstravaganza line is one of the few things worth watching within New Sensations/Digital Sin's copious production of videos. The fact that it's a compilation makes that extra sad, but that a comp, and the ninth installment in particular, hits the ball out...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2010 11:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ALL INTERNAL #10 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FIVE "Finally, Some Porn" BUSTED NUTS ALL INTERNAL 10 is by all accounts a very nice work of smut. Pretty Euro chicks, hard fucking, no retarded tattoos, and when there are fake racks, they are at least good fake racks. However, this is all superfluous in comparison...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 13, 2010 02:15 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
SILENT NIGHT [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Ninn Worx Rating: THREE "Holy Fucking Night" BUSTED NUTS NINN WORX brings us SILENT NIGHT, an Axel Braun feature. This flick stars...well, sluts. JASSIE, MONI MICHAELS, MELISSA LAUREN, HALEY PAIGE, REGAN REESE and RILEY EVANS. The sluts, er, I mean the girls are hot. HO-HO-HO!!! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, HALEY PAIGE!!!...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2010 05:25 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JOHN WEST'S WHORE GAGGERS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: ONE "Sick On My Dick" BUSTED NUTS Once upon a time (as in yesterday, 2 days from now, not a week from now, but indeed a month later) DAPHNE ROSEN was one fat fucking bitch; but right after I called her a fat bitch she ended up...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2010 02:38 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JUSTIN SLAYER'S BIG BOOTY MOMS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FIVE "Plus, Plus, Plus Size" BUSTED NUTS Let me paraphrase something a friend once said to me: You know what I love about a chick with kids? You know she fucks... Indeed she does, Frank...indeed she does... ...AND SUCKS AND TAKES IT UP THE POOPER AND ON...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2010 12:40 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASSFENSIVE #5 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Films Rating: FOUR "Boots On The Ground" BUSTED NUTS This winner looked cool just because of the blonde gothic broad on the cover with a giant boa constrictor (the snake, you asshole) about to shove his scaly head right up her ass. Well, you can go ahead and judge...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 09:07 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BELLADONNA'S EVIL PINK #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: THREE "Halloweener" BUSTED NUTS Evil Angel presents BELLADONNA'S EVIL PINK #2 for all you hand jobbers. This is a special gal-on-gal extended 2-disk set with XXXRTA footage of carpet-chomping gal pals. You a fan of the cunt eating? "AND ON OUR MENU TONIGHT A RARE TWIST OF...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 08:33 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENS FOR CASH #15 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: ONE & A HALF "Here's $1,000 to be a Teen" BUSTED NUTS Is "teens for cash" like "gay for pay"? Like how in Japan, 25-year old women get dressed up in high school uniforms in mock "train cars" so pervy dudes can pay to fondle them? Or...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 02:38 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
JULIAN'S ANALGEDDON VOLUME #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: FOUR "The World Ends, Not With A Bang, But With" BUSTED NUTS At SkullGame, we take great joy in crafting our neohojizms, words that get all pornofied through our distinct linguistic fixations. The anal theme is one that has seen just about every combination in fuck...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2009 08:48 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
CUM IN MY MOUTH I'LL SPIT IT BACK IN YOURS [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Devils Films Rating: FOUR "I Can't Get Conquered In My Style Of Rap" BUSTED NUTS The year was 1990. I had been away for a week. In post-steroid monkey phase I was a'trembling and gun-in-mouth motherfucking sensitive. I was with this lunatic broad (which is like saying the same thing...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2009 07:32 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BABES IN BLACK [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: ONE "I've Been Slimed" BUSTED NUTS This just in. These Red Light Films mega-dollar-for-porn features aren't working out. It's kind of like the XFL. It was easy to get swept up in the excitement at first, but then when everyone realized that it was a pretty...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2009 06:11 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BRANDON IRON'S 50 TO 1 #3 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: THREE "If Only For The Sheer Number" BUSTED NUTS The back of the box says "50 fine females fed." Let's examine that statement. I don't have any trouble with "50" or "females fed". It's the "Fine" declaration. You look like a smart guy...lemme ask you: Would...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 21, 2009 09:40 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
APPLE BOTTOM SNOW BUNNIES #2 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Combat Zone Rating: FOUR "Spreading it on Too Thick" BUSTED NUTS There's thick, and then there's too thick. You know, thick. Code for "fat." But it can work. Most of the chicks in this vid do, like CINDY DOLLAR, CANDY CAT, and KYRA BANKS. But then there's "get your ass...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2009 01:25 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
ASS WORSHIP #11 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: THREE "Come Back, Jules!" BUSTED NUTS In the year+ that Skullgame has been getting Jules Jordan vids, we've come to notice the one missing element. . . Jules Jordan. He's not in the videos anymore. We tried to ask Google why, but came up empty. So much...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2009 01:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
GOT MILKSHAKE 2%? [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pure Play Media Rating: THREE & A HALF "It Does A Body Good" BUSTED NUTS The poor guy in this video. All he wants to is unpack his shit: See, he just moved to Hawaii. And no sooner than he gets the last box in the door than there are...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2009 04:16 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
A2M: THE ART OF ASS TO MOUTH #6 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anabolic Rating: FOUR "Butt Plugs 4 America!" BUSTED NUTS Anabolic Digital presents a Sal Genoa Experience: THE ART OF ASS TO MOUTH #6 starring MELISSA LAUREN, HILLARY SCOTT, MISSY MONROE, MISTY MAY, LAYLA LEI and KAT. I list all of these little whores because they fuck so hard. And, well,...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2009 11:01 AM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
LOVELY FOUR EYES FOR YOU HORNY GUYS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Legal Pink Rating: TWO & A HALF "In a Pickle" BUSTED NUTS Wow. Here's something of porn's version of a paradox. Glasses. In porn. Generally meant to make the chicks seem "smart," "sophisticated," "professional." Maybe powerful. You know? Weak eyesight = more power over humans with penises. Makes sense. Except,...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 11, 2009 03:33 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
BOMBSHELL BOTTOMS #4 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vouyer Media Rating: TWO & A HALF "Aficionados Demand More" BUSTED NUTS BOMBSHELL BOTTOMS #4 is "for the ASS aficionado." I'm an ass aficionado. I'm not fooled by videos trying to sell size as quality. I'm wont to call foul on porn flicks that are about ass, but not ass...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 9, 2009 04:30 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
TEENAGE BROTHA LOVERS #9 [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Exquisite Multimedia Rating: FOUR "Kobe Bryant's Wife Was A Fucking Square Dude..." BUSTED NUTS FRESH OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL! BARELY LEGAL CUTIES! THIS IS JUST WHAT THE BOX SAYS! This rules. Exquisite Pictures should fund this KING MIDAS guy with the same budget that was given to Jerry Seinfeld to...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 7, 2009 10:10 PM Comments: 0 [ Read Review ]
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