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ONLY BLONDES   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Sexsense Rating: ONE "Back to the Stone Age of Fucking" BUSTED NUTS European porn directors, anno 2010, should have "grown up" watching porn makers such as Pierre Woodman, Chrisoph Clark and Rocco Siffredi, all fine fuckers who helped make Euro porn some of the best shit ever. And no small...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2011 09:32 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

ASS MANIA 2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
New Sensations Rating: FIVE "Gentle Reminders" BUSTED NUTS ASS MANIA 2 reminds us of several things: That tight bodies are better than fat bodies, real breasts are better than fake, Euro sluts are hotter than American ones (unless the Euro slut is from England and is named ISABEL, in which...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2011 09:21 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

REAL WIFE STORIES 6   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Brazzers Rating: THREE AND A HALF "Ass Backwards Bonus" BUSTED NUTS Something's amiss with the priorities on this one. The least attractive women - the ones with stupid superhero fake racks, fried whore faces and two-hole only capabilities, make the cover and are part of the main feature. Meanwhile, the...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2011 09:11 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

POUND THE ROUND 3   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Digital Sin Rating: TWO "One Goddamn Saving Grace" BUSTED NUTS It happened again. A really cute woman ruined herself with silicone. MICAH MOORE was adorable in no small part because she had small, real breasts. Paired with her bubble butt and cute face gave her something unique and fucking hot...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2011 08:51 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

MEATBALL   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Arrow Rating: FIVE "More, More, More" BUSTED NUTS The theme song is as catchy as any theme song in the history of theme songs that managed to mix and match the sheer genius of "BY...MEN-NEN!" with "NA-BIS-CO!" and here in this '70s grindhouse regular the haunting cry of "MEAT. BALLS."...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 10:11 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

LICK IT ALL UP   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Baby Doll Pictures Rating: THREE "Foul!" BUSTED NUTS "Six Killer Young Babes Who Don't Miss a Drop!" Um maybe not, starring real live Persian, PERSIA, her scene is but one scene of six that don't deliver what was promised in the title of this fuck flick. Seriously, who writes the...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 09:15 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

ONE NIGHT IN PARIS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FIVE "Witness The Goddamned Awesome Nut-Busting Power Of Celebrity While PARIS HILTON Squirms" BUSTED NUTS This. This...is...so right, from so many different points of view. Sooooo many different points of view, that I don't even know where to goddamn start. So I'll just start the best...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 09:08 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SLAM IT IN HER ASS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Harmony/Evil Angel Rating: THREE "You Hear It...First" BUSTED NUTS This is one of, if not THE most, slick/polished pornographic endeavors I've yet seen. In fact, it reminds me more of a Linkin Park video than what you and I would envision in a fuck flick. Everything from the blatantly homosexual...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 08:15 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

FLIRTIN' & SQUIRTIN'   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Baby Doll Pictures Rating: FOUR "Log Flume Ride" BUSTED NUTS Talk about wet pussy. No. I mean really. Talk about it. I'll wait. Anyways, this movie is all about flirting. And squirting. And lots of it. Squirting I mean. And curiously enough: very little flirting. Featuring the super freak CYTHEREA,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2011 11:52 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

KATSUMI'S DIRTY DEEDS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FIVE "We Make War That We May Live In Peace" BUSTED NUTS Midget alert! Midget alert! Yep, this one has a midget. But unlike most of today's porn, it's not KURT LOCKWOOD. Instead it's NAPOLEON, showing up for what might be KATSUMI'S personal Waterloo. And unlike...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2011 09:10 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

LET ME TELL YA 'BOUT WHITE CHICKS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCA Rating: FIVE "Kobe Tested, Kobe Approved" BUSTED NUTS You might have to look long and motherfucking hard before you find another porno that stars actors that been in movies with Opie, JJ Walker, and Spearchucker from, respectively, Happy Days, Good Times, and MASH, but you got one here. JACK...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2011 10:26 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BOMBARDED WITH SPERM   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Black Widow Productions Rating: ONE "Operation Barbarossa = Bad Idea" BUSTED NUTS This movie is touted as "Germany's Best Ultra Hardcore." Germany, a country known for its high degree of sensitivity and love of all things fire related, actually HAS Best Ultra Hardcore. Germany, I think, has no German equivalent...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 09:23 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SEAN MICHAELS' BLACK BALLIN'   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: TWO "Say My Name Bitch" BUSTED NUTS Welcome to SEAN MICHAELS' BLACK BALLIN'. That's BLACK BALLIN.' By SEAN MICHAELS. Featuring SEAN MICHAELS. In the movie BLACK BALLIN'. Starring SEAN MICHAELS. Erm. OK, John, one more time for Ringo...this is BLACK BALLIN'!! With SEAN MICHAELS. HER NAME,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 05:08 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

OLD THROAT GAGGERS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Totally Tasteless Video Rating: FIVE "Like A Kind Of Penis Polident" BUSTED NUTS NINE OLD COCKSUCKERS.... indeed. Sort of the same thought I had today standing around in the fucking Supermarket waiting for Grandma Goddamned Moses to do a feeble-hand pull of all 87 cents, in pennies, from her fucking...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 01:47 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

HOOTER HEAVEN   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Knob Ryder Rating: FOUR "Where Does Semen Go When It Dies?" BUSTED NUTS There's something about the word "HOOTER" that's been horribly, horribly degraded by the witheringly generic franchise restaurant chain whose scantily clad waitsluts will not fuck you no matter how big of a tip you leave. You see,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 01:36 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

DAVID LUGER'S TEENS MAKE YOU CUM THE MOST   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: TWO "That Scene Is NO Bonus" BUSTED NUTS Of course, this begs the question " Who the fuck IS David Luger?" Every good question deserves an answer, but not this one. Put simply, we don't fucking care about David Luger, or ANY of the Luger family....
Posted in skull_weblog on April 24, 2011 08:13 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

ROCCO'S BEST TEENS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: THREE "Three Nuts A'Crackin'" BUSTED NUT ROCCO SIC-WHATEVER is what we gentleman like to refer to as a Renaissance man, which means that he'd probably fuck you in the ass if you didn't have an Ex-Parte restraining order served promptly upon his arrival. In this nice little...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 24, 2011 04:28 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

VINTAGE EROTICA FROM THE '40'S #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pleasure Rating: TWO "What The Janitor Saw" BUSTED NUTS In the "olden" days dudes would be retiring to the toilet with Sears catalogs and line drawings of broads in bras. This early primitivism gave way to a neo-primitivism: dudes seeing "nature" films to fully appreciate the plight of the unbound...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 24, 2011 03:19 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

2 COCKS FOR 1 OLD GRANNY   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Leisure Time Rating: FOUR "My What A Big Ass You Got Grandma" BUSTED NUTS Let me esplain somethin' to you: IF when we say GRANNY, you just think of that old bitch next door, or perhaps, the one that's driving 55 in the fast lane, or maybe even the army...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 24, 2011 06:50 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

LEGENDS OF PORN #1   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Cal Vista Rating: FIVE "Closet Cleaning Derailed By Masturbation. News At 11" BUSTED NUTS Can you imagine how many pornos we got around the house? OK, how many you got around YOUR house? 20? Maybe? OK, double up on that just for shits. Just for giggles. So, maybe, you, Playboy,...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 5, 2011 09:26 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

INSIDE JENNIFER WELLES   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Video X Pix Rating: FIVE "Hello 42nd Street" BUSTED NUTS Sure. Sure. Laugh. Laugh if you want. You see the experience of watching INSIDE JENNIFER WELLES for many of you will be like watching fucking Albanian porn: strange, confusing and slightly frightening. Start with the fact that everybody here's got...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 5, 2011 03:47 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

INSIDE DESIREE COUSTEAU   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCX Rating: FIVE "Vinnie Rose Has Become Unstuck From Time" BUSTED NUTS OK. So maybe it started with INSIDE JENNIFER WELLES. My present vintage porn sensation. Maybe it started with the sweet reminiscence of wasted loads past. In socks. Rubber sharks. My roommate's washcloth. Beating my meat like it stole...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 5, 2011 03:20 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

ULTRA FLESH   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCX Rating: FIVE "I Learned A Trick When 17" BUSTED NUTS I'm on a fucking roll with this shit. A...fucking...roll with the vintage shit. ULTRA FLESH is a fucking genius clinic on how movies are made when you consume huge amounts of blow knocked back with tequila chasers, 'ludes, and...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 5, 2011 09:46 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

ASIAN MOUTH CLUB   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Madness Rating: THREE "The Scent Of Green Papaya" BUSTED NUTS The good news: lots of Asian bitches sucking and sometimes fucking cock. The bad news: it's not your cock. It's DAVID AARON CLARK'S cock. WERE KIMMY KAHN TO ACTUALLY BE STARRING IN A FUCKING ENGAGEMENT WITH OUR COCKS WE CAN...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2011 07:55 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

NEW WAVE HOOKERS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCA Rating: FIVE "Charlie Sheen Endorsed" BUSTED NUTS If you, like us, were THERE when record labels started calling the more marketable punk rock NEW WAVE, you might have had the idea on more than one occasion that they were ALL fucking hookers. Taking the short-end money while taking cock,...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2011 07:53 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

NACHO VIDAL IS FUCKING BELLADONNA   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: ONE "Bait & Switch" BUSTED NUTS Generally, the name NACHO VIDAL is synonymous with quality in adult entertainment. And true to fashion, NACHO VIDAL IS FUCKING BELLADONNA could be taken at face value as a quality porno flick. By some. You got Nacho and the tattooed, gap-toothed...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2011 07:21 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

LEXINGTON STEELE'S SUPER WHORES #5   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Mercenary Pictures Rating: FOUR "5 If There Woulda Been A Whore In A Cape" BUSTED NUTS The call came in today. A message from beyond. The dulcet tones of VINNIE. "Butcher, SkullGame needs you. NEEDS you." Here's the deal. I'm a company guy. Duty calls, and goddamn it, I AM...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2011 05:33 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

GERMAN CHERRY POPPERS #1: THE COLLEGE YEARS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Zane Rating: FIVE "Dein Busen Ist VOLLGEIL!!!" BUSTED NUTS Just getting back from Krautland like I have, well, you might understand how sensitized I am to what the mind of the average Kraut likes in the way of both cherries, poppers and everything and it all begins and ends with...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 20, 2011 08:09 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SHE SAID "BLOW ME"...AND SHE MEANT IT #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR & A HALF "A Whole Lot Of Tits & Cocks & The Men Who Suck Them" BUSTED NUTS Throwing around bold statements like "Good to the last drop!" and "Quality you can taste!" NACHO VIDAL, besides having a great name, also knows how to sell a...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 20, 2011 04:28 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

RIDE DAT BLACK POLE   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
West Coast Productions Rating: THREE "It's Like Getting 2 Movies After Stealing Only One" BUSTED NUTS RIDE DAT BLACK POLE is a compilation video on steroids, featuring white women doing just dat; riding dat black pole. MANDINGO ABOUT TO PLOW SOME NICE WHITE FIELDS OF QUIM WITH A 14" FUCKING...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 20, 2011 03:19 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

JOHN LESLIE'S GOBBLE THE GOOP   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: TWO "It Looks Better Than It Is, And It Don't Look THAT Good" BUSTED NUTS Ha ha, I laughed when I read the title of this one. "GOBBLE THE GOOP" -- that's pretty funny. I figured this was a blow-job flick. I trip out on dudes who...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 20, 2011 12:47 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER ANAL VACATION   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Private Rating: TWO & A HALF "No Vaginal for Me on This Holiday" BUSTED NUTS WINNIE's the "mom" of this mother/daughter combo in Private Tropical's 38th installment. Based on their respective appearances, Winnie must have been pregnant far, far before the current age her "daughter," SABRINA SWEET, who ass fucks...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 13, 2011 07:22 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

CHRISTOPH'S BIG NATURAL TITS #13   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FIVE "The Breast, The Whole Breast & Nothing BUT The Breast" BUSTED NUTS God I love this DVD. For so many reasons. The first scene features ALICIA RHODES, who is a dirty, dirty BritSlut. She yabbers away with a crazed intensity that you can't help but enjoy....
Posted in skull_weblog on March 13, 2011 03:28 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
VCX Rating: THREE "How Many Nuts Is One Woman Worth? Well Now That Depends" BUSTED NUTS OK. I finally hit vintage fucking film Waterloo. Which for you ignorant motherfuckers means I crossed the Rubicon and was invaded by the fucking Visigoths on their way to the Dardenelles. In other words,...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 13, 2011 03:01 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

CABARET BIZARRE   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Harmony Films Rating: ONE "Seriously. I Only Busted One Nut" BUSTED NUTS This is the first time that reviewing a porno has actually felt like work. I mean, who the fuck wants to watch crap like this? This is all part of a disturbing new trend that involves asinine attempts...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 13, 2011 08:35 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

GRANNY FUCKS A TRANNY   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Gentlemen's Video Rating: TWO "Ah, This Isn't Very Good Now, Is It?" BUSTED NUTS Beautiful. Asshole time. Which is the perfect time to have a drink and abuse someone until they start to cry. And when they do you notice your cock is hard. "What'samatta Vinnie, you don't like me...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 6, 2011 10:11 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

IN MY MOUTH   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Baby Doll Pictures Rating: FOUR "Is There A Reason We Ain't Fucked Any Of These Chicks Yet?" BUSTED NUTS Baby Doll Pictures takes a page from the pro playbook in getting these pigs to take one right on the chin...well in the mouth, to be more specific. Keeping their promise...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 6, 2011 09:31 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BIG TIT TEASERS #1: BIG TITS, BIG MOUTH, BIG ATTITUDE   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pleasure Rating: FIVE "Olivia's In This Vid That's Why" BUSTED NUTS Man. So there I was. I did a bump of K and was stumbling around like I was in the grips of some sort of fucking muscular dystrophia. Because that's always what you want to do when you're totally...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 6, 2011 04:23 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

WHORE GAGGERS #3   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Rating: ZERO "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go Girl" BUSTED NUTS Great. Another blowjob movie. Juuuust fucking great. And this one inhabits that sub-strata of blowjob-only movies known as "gagging". A sexual fetish I'm yet to process as in any way resembling something that might give me a...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 6, 2011 09:26 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

CUM SWAPPING SLUTS #7   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: THREE "Are You Gonna Eat That? No, Seriously, Cause If You Ain't..." BUSTED NUTS If you ever say to yourself, "What the world needs now is...a little more SNOWBALLING," then CUM SWAPPING SLUTS #7 is just the movie for you. 165 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT: EVA...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2011 05:25 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SLANT EYED SLUTS #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Club Platinum X Rating: FIVE "Crackin' Fortune Cookies" BUSTED NUTS I hate riding the fucking bus. 7:30 in the morning, five days a week, before I even get a cup of coffee in me, I'm surrounded on the meat wagon by a literal drove of slant-eyed sluts. Straight from Chinatown,...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2011 02:56 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

CUNT GUSHERS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FOUR "Everybody In The Goddamned Pool" BUSTED NUTS CUNT GUSHERS? You know, I really enjoyed this video. I loved the fact that it was so centered on the female orgasm. The actresses (especially the African-American girl at the beginning) had this great facial-sound-smile-moan expression thing going...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2011 08:07 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SHE'S SUCH A MILF   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Underground Pictures Rating: FOUR "Did You Pick Up The Dry Cleaning?" BUSTED NUTS After watching film after film with 'roided out juice monkeys pounding through the best and the brightest pussies the San Fernando Valley has to offer it sure is nice to see RON JEREMY's fat ass again, and...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2011 10:13 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

PRIME CUTS: ANAL MILFS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: TWO "And It's A Good Goddamn Thing For Pink That I'm Feeling Generous" BUSTED NUTS I'm trying dammit, I really am. So this is where the moms get assfucked and their FIRST (oh, the fond memories this will bring) ATM. Jump forward 40 years or so to...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2011 05:15 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

GANGBANG AUDITIONS #12   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Diabolic Rating: TWO "Tom Cruise Is A Great Actor" BUSTED NUTS Homosexual viewers and latents alike are well served by the presence of: 1. Double anal. 2. Double vaginal. 3. The chance to contemplate BRIAN PUMPER'S solid wrap of hair. 4. All-I-see-is-man-ass. 5. SCARLET O'WHORA, who looks like a transvestite....
Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2011 03:01 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

ANNIE SPRINKLE'S HERSTORY OF PORN   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Erospirit Rating: TWO & A HALF "4 All The Wrong Reasons" BUSTED NUTS If I open a store. And out amidst the displays, between the tuna, sliced ham and prosciutto, there's a dimpled salad bowl full of chocolate mousse carrying a cardboard card that says SHIT, who'd you imagine would...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2011 02:58 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

THE GREAT ASIAN BEAVER JAMBOREE #1   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Typhoon Rating: TWO & A HALF "Save The Women, Shoot The Men" BUSTED NUTS THE GREAT ASIAN BEAVER JAMBOREE #1. Did I miss this Disney e-ticket extravaganza? I mean was there some sort of chinee chong chong convocation of cooch meeting that I missed out on because I thought it...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2011 11:25 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BIG TIT CHALLENGE: LISA LIPPS VS. WENDY WHOPPERS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Big Top Video Rating: FOUR "Weebles Wobble...And They Suck Cock Too" BUSTED NUTS It seems like ages ago. I don't even remember the year. But I do remember the fucking place: MARKET ST. CINEMA in San Francisco and it was Thanksgiving. You see I had decided, in a burst of...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2011 10:10 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BLACK ASS CANDY #9   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
West Coast Productions Rating: FOUR "Flavor Flav Recommended" BUSTED NUTS I have been punched by more black girls than I have fucked; and this doesn't really surprise me much. The current count is 1-2-0; so you could imagine the shock and awe I experienced when I put in this "all-black...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2011 09:31 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

T.T. BOY'S YOUNG ASIAN COOKIES DRIPPING CUM   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evasive Angles Rating: FIVE "Fill "Er Up" BUSTED NUTS I'm banging this Filipino chick. She's a fuck buddy I met a couple months before. Mid-30s and still looking fresh. Used to do bit-part work in a TV series that was a hit around the world. "Second Hot Bitch On The...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2011 05:36 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

NACHO VIDAL'S HOUSE OF SHE MALES   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR & A HALF "The Last House On The Left, The One Sporting A GIANT Phallus" BUSTED NUTS No, this is not a story about Mari and Phyllis going to the big city to catch a BloodLust gig, this is a tale about chicks with dicks dicking...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2011 08:09 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

KELI'S HOME FOR UNWED MOTHERS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Alpha Blue Archives Rating: FIVE "$2000 For The Black Woman" BUSTED NUTS KELI STEWART. KELI STEWART. KELI STEWART..... You know how there was that uncle who went to 'Nam (Fallujah, whatever) and when he came back he just said the same thing over and over again while sipping vodka from...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2011 07:57 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BLACK DICKS IN ASIAN CHICKS #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FOUR "Knuckle Duster" BUSTED NUTS NYOMI ZEN's looks remind me of this chick I know called Christina. The only difference is Christina's a frigid cow who twitches if you so much as brush her back whereas NYOMI's an unregenerate whore who does ass-to-mouth on camera. I...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2011 07:42 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

DEEP INSIDE JENNA JAMESON   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vivid Rating: TWO "O, Christy. Christy. We Love You..." BUSTED NUTS You know, it gets soooooo old, this raping of anything Vivid. Sure, their work is soulless Cosmopolitan mag porn for chicks and guys who hate to fuck. Sure, the chicks stumble and mumble through these things like they were...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2011 02:50 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

LIFE IN THE FAT LANE #5   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Filmco Rating: THREE "Can I Have Some More, Ma'am?" BUSTED NUTS I know. I know. I know it LOOKS bad. It looks very bad: like I'm the kid in grade school who'd eat snot because that was the only way he could gain purchase on the schoolyard. That is, being...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 23, 2011 11:01 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

THROAT GAGGERS #8   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Redlight District Rating: TWO "Rico, Give The Bitches Cough Drops" BUSTED NUTS THROAT GAGGERS #8 or "HOW I LEARNED TO SMOKE CIGS. AND BLACK POLE." Oh yeah. ON FURTHER CONSIDERATION WE CAN ACTUALLY THINK OF NOTHING WE'D LIKE TO SEE MORE THAN JERSEY JAXIN HERE, DROOL A'FLOWING, MOUTH AGAPE,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 23, 2011 10:20 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BUSTIN' OUT WITH CANDY SAMPLES   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Historic Erotica Rating: FIVE "My What Buttery Thighs You Have Grandma" BUSTED NUTS Imagine. If you will. That you're boning a woman. Her big, giant titties are threatening to do you serious harm. Her prodigious heft. Her vigor. All make you feel like you're riding a wilding bronco. And as...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 23, 2011 08:32 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SLANT EYED SLUTS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: FOUR "Was The Title 'Rice-Eating Gooks' Taken?" BUSTED NUTS The first time you see a porn slut in action is often the best time you see her. Only lousy directing can spoil that maxim. Or a future transition from vag-only to anal, creampies, horse-penis, anal creampies...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 23, 2011 02:42 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

JENNA JAMESON: REVEALED   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Peach Rating: ONE "For The Rage It Gave Me" BUSTED NUTS What's the sound of one hand trying to beat the meat to a soon-to-be-crested and fallen porn star? Does it sound like an appearance on STERN's new no-hold's barred Sirius Network show? One where the tease aided and abetted...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2011 10:37 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

PAM & TOMMY LEE: HARDCORE & UNCENSORED   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
IEG Rating: FIVE "Paris Hilton-esque" BUSTED NUTS I have many personal reasons for thinking TOMMY LEE is a cock-sucking motherfucker. I will, in great detail, spell them out now: 1) He's Tommy Lee and 2) Did I mention that he's Tommy Lee? and 3) Outside of being Tommy Lee he...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2011 09:47 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

JANINE & VINCE NEIL: HARDCORE & UNCENSORED   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vivid Rating: THREE "She Looks GREAT, But Is It Worth It?!?!?" BUSTED NUTS You remember JANINE LINDEMULDER don't you? She formerly shacked up with JESSE JAMES, not the porn slut, the West Coast Choppers' cock gobbler who then dumped her for SANDRA BULLOCK?!?! Jesus, there's no accounting for taste, sez...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2011 09:11 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

FACIAL CUM QUEENS #6 PACK   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Devils Films Rating: FIVE "Splashy Splash Splash" BUSTED NUTS Why do I do this to myself? Why? Why why why why? One thousand-four hundred and forty minutes of seminal ejaculations upon the faces of San Fernando Valley's finest. Switch that for a second. Take 1440 minutes of anything on the...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2011 04:02 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SMALL SLUTS NICE BUTTS #4   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anarchy Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Getting Carded At The Stop N Shop" BUSTED NUTS I am not a particularly large man, so "small sluts with nice butts" is generally my aim for any given evening. I've never really been a fan of the 6 ft. tall model types; petite...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 2, 2011 10:21 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BANGIN' WHITE HOS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Xcartel Rating: FIVE "Sheeeeiiiittttt" BUSTED NUTS Yeah, I've been gone a bit? So the fuck what? You know, my man, there are two types of motherfuckers in this world: those who write for SkullGame and those who write for SkullGame during that brief goddamned interlude when there's not something pussy...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 2, 2011 09:04 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

GRANNIES, FATTIES, PREGNANT BITCHES & A MIDGET TO BOOT #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pure Filth Rating: FIVE "And It Changed My Life Too" BUSTED NUTS They gathered in front of me. SAL PACINO [nee ITALIAN SAL], um, JUDGE ROY BEAN and, well, that was it. Their faces were cicatrixes of concern. It was, you see, an INTERVENTION. "VINNIE? We're just concerned. We're concerned...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 2, 2011 03:20 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

JOHN LESLIE: VERONICA DA SOUZA--SOME PIECE OF ASS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: TWO "R.I.P. Johnny Boy" BUSTED NUTS The movie starts with some scantily clad bitch playing pinball. And it's all downhill from there. You see, you got some threesomes, some foursomes, and a one and one with some big-nosed Greek and a slut in the shitter. JOHN LESLIE...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 2, 2011 08:32 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

JOHN LESLIE'S CRACK HER JACK #4   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR "With The Lid Off" BUSTED NUTS So we have ARIEL SUMMERS, running cock like it's going to cure Parkinson's, playing the empathetic role of method actor and philanthropist --shaking and mumbling, stumbling and fumbling like MICHAEL J. FOX at a stilt convention. All is good in...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2010 11:32 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BUTT LICKING ANAL WHORES   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
JM Productions Rating: FOUR "You'll Laugh. You'll Cry. You'll Mostly Laugh." BUSTED NUTS You been to many whores? Nah, I ain't a cop. Or your wife. Or your girlfriend who actually said to you when you first started dating "you're not one of those guys who like jerking off to...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2010 09:35 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

THE GOLDEN AGE OF PORN: CHRISTY CANYON #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Gentlemens Video Rating: FIVE "5+5=Enough Nut Busted For 2 Motherfucking Nut Busters" BUSTED NUTS I LOVED her. CHRISTY CANYON. So much so that when I was watching HOLLY DOES HOLLYWOOD and an ex of mine at the time started crying like it was fucking BAMBI or something I think I...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2010 05:05 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

THE ULTIMATE GRANNY GANG BANG   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Filmco Rating: FIVE "Jesus Fucking A Christ" BUSTED NUTS I've always loved Filmco. I love them for many reasons not the least of which is the fact that if you're not crazy, their flicks will make you crazy and if you're already crazy, well you, like us, well you don't...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2010 12:14 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

GLAZED & CONFUSED #3: TEENY POPPERS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: TWO "You Shall Not Pass!" BUSTED NUTS Much like anyone with a cock, I like blowjobs. But I prefer fucking. Yeah, call me old-fashioned. So I find these blowjob-ONLY movies a little too narrow-focus. It's like they get to 2nd gear and get stuck there. And if...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2010 08:05 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BLACK DICKS IN ASIAN CHICKS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Red Light District Rating: FIVE "Ching Chang Leroy's Wang" BUSTED NUTS I know lots of fucking black dicks. There's that scanless motherfucking Negro ERIC CARMEN who by my count still owes me 2 G's. And I ain't talking about Gangsters. Then there's VAUGHN WILLIAMS who snubbed me when he thought...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2010 04:36 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

WILD YOUTH: GIVING IT UP TO THE BLACK MAN   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Sinful Pleasures Rating: FIVE "Nutty Nutted Nut" BUSTED NUTS I watched this movie and scanned the box and wondered aloud. ..."Hmmm, I say, would they make a movie WILD YOUTH: GIVING IT UP TO THE CHINA MAN? or....WILD YOUTH: GIVING IT UP TO THE PUERTO RICAN GUY OR THE PAKISTANI...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2010 03:46 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

TOP HEAVY REDHEAD: LISA DE LEEUW   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Alpha Blue Archives Rating: FIVE "Like Coming Home Again. Emphasis On Coming." BUSTED NUTS OK. First things first: she's dead. Second thing: despite the name and her repeated claims of Dutch heritage her real last name was fucking TREGO. Which makes her a rarity: a redheaded Latin (either Eyetalian or...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2010 01:04 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SUZE RANDALL: SLUT SCHOOL   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Suze Randall Rating: FIVE "Angry Haitian Carpet Cleaning" BUSTED NUTS I awoke as the sun trickled in through the tattered Venetian blinds to a scenario that inspired confusion. Drenched in sweat and saliva not yet dried, I leaned off of the side of the futon to shut off the alarm...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 5, 2010 11:06 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

PLASTER MY FACE WITH YOUR PENIS PASTE   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Metro Rating: FOUR "Ask For It By Name" BUSTED NUTS Man. Metro. Again? I gotta get out of this syndrome I'm in. See, you KNOW you're stuck when you start LOOKING for certain vids. I mean GETTING is one thing. LOOKING is something totally different. INARI VACHS GETTING READY FOR...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 5, 2010 10:43 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

I LOVED SATAN   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Shogun Rating: THREE "Engrishly Speaking" BUSTED NUTS 1) Kiss Me, I'm A Monkey. 2) It No Game 3) Yarite Yarasero What is, examples of t-shirt english propagated by our Nipponese brethern in order to forget all about World War 2, Alex? Exactifuckingmundo. JAPANESE TRANSLATION FROM BOX BACK: "WE WILL KILL...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 5, 2010 01:42 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BELLADONNA: MY ASS IS HAUNTED   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR "By My Dick, No Doubt" BUSTED NUTS Damn...I think I'm in for some serious fun with this one. All-girl, all-anal? What more can a man ask for? Heaven. BELLADONNA NOT ONLY HAD A KID WITH THAT LOSER, JULES JORDAN'S WEBSLAVE BUT, OUR PLAYER HATER SENSORS INDICATE,...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 4, 2010 08:38 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

CHESSIE MOORE COLLECTION   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Alpha Blue Archives Rating: FIVE "Save Yourselves, Men, Goddamnit!!!" BUSTED NUTS OK. 310. 311. 3....fuck. Where the fuck was I? Oh yeah. 312!!! The approximate fluid ounces of sausage sauce spent on the quartet of knobs herein displayed for all to witness their greatness. And that was just last FUCKING...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2010 11:16 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Seymore Butts Rating: FOUR "THIS is IT" BUSTED NUTS You looking for that perfect Christmas vid? No, no, no, not the perfect one to give as a gift [though you can do that too]. I'm talking about the one that's perfect for when you're sitting around on Christmas day, your...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2010 10:28 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

TEAR ME A NEW ONE   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: FOUR "Right Next To The Old One" BUSTED NUTS TEAR ME A NEW ONE, directed by JAKE MALONE from Club Platinum X may, indeed, be a non pareil new series of ass-killing cock-driven colonoscopies. I have not seen any other sequels yet, but I am sure...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2010 09:04 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

THE VIOLATION OF AMBER LYNN   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
JM Productions Rating: FOUR "Kick Her Ass. Kick Her Fucking Ass" BUSTED NUTS AMBER LYNN used to hold truck with some very fucking heavy motherfuckers. Like so heavy it'd take some time to talk about and even more balls to bring up. But since last I checked I was lacking...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2010 07:55 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

GANGBANG AUDITIONS #12   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Diabolic Rating: TWO & A HALF "It's Raining Men" BUSTED NUTS You ever been in a gangbang before? No, no I ain't mean on the receiving end you jerkoff, I mean in the driver's seat....You ever been there? SHE HAS. AND GET THIS: HER NAME IS SCARLET O'WHORA. I MEAN...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 21, 2010 03:42 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

THROAT YOGURT   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: THREE "Get This...It's Yogurt...For Your Throat. Get It?!?!" BUSTED NUTS Load after load after load after load after load, all delicately placed down the esophagi of random sluts from all over Burbank. And surrounding areas. Directed by none other than the fantastic auteur, JESSICA DEE, whoever...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 21, 2010 01:27 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

JUSTIN SLAYER'S DINGO: WHEN BIG JUST AIN'T ENOUGH #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FOUR "Dog Bites" BUSTED NUTS Hey you fuckin' fucks fuckin' fuck the fuckin' fuck in this fuckin' fuck of a fuckin' fuck flick. I dig this shit. Here is when athletics take on a whole new meaning: the art of the flex fuck. JUSTIN SLAYER gets it...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 21, 2010 10:28 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BALL SUCKING, COCK FUCKING, SPERM SWALLOWING BLONDES   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Knock Out Productions Rating: THREE "Blondie & Dagwood" BUSTED NUTS I got my score card. And I'm watching for: ball sucking. CHECK. Cock fucking. CHECK. And sperm swallowing. CHECK GODDAMNIT. You see, in regards to my relationships with blonde broads, these are pretty much all of everything I could ever...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2010 08:14 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION #4   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: THREE "Giddy Up" BUSTED NUTS MANDINGO'S 14 inches (alleged; I didn't count) is the principle weapon of ass destruction found in this flick. His name implies cross-breeding with a dingo, though I still maintain his todge was transplanted from a horse. Maybe a "stallion" from a Mills...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2010 06:30 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

STRIP & GIVE ME 10   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Cherry Boxxx Rating: FIVE "Oh Say Can You See" BUSTED NUTS The war on terror just took a turn in the right direction. CHEROKEE DOING PUSHUPS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS HOW: WITH PRE-SEMINAL JIZ ALL OVER HER ASS That's right, all things CHEROKEE. This 4' 11" walking load vacuum...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2010 06:12 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BOOB BANGERS #3   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Evil Angel Rating: FIVE "Boob As In Really Stupid Person?" BUSTED NUTS Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle....hehehe. God bless saline and modern surgery practices! Sure, not one of these sets of HUGE FUCKING TITTIES are real, but goddamn they look great as they bounce to and fro as the trash dumpsters attached...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2010 10:31 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

THE BEST OF JULI ASHTON   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Danni's Hard Drive Rating: TWO "Heyyyy...Nice Pussy" BUSTED NUTS JULI ASHTON'S been around the block a few times, and has done so as a switch hitter -- an aficionado of both pussy and dick -- which makes her more than qualified to host a fuck-a-thon clip show of her hottest...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 7, 2010 10:11 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

TEEN FUCK HOLES #4   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Platinum X Pictures Rating: FOUR "What Is Hilary Duff, Alex?" BUSTED NUTS Well I don't know about you, but when a girl has tits you could roll up and sell as attic insulation, and nostrils so wide they'd have Cyrano De Bergerac on a respirator, I'd say she was a...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 7, 2010 08:41 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

JOHN HOLMES REMEMBERED   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fat Dog Rating: FIVE "Crime! The Ultimate High!" BUSTED NUTS JOHN HOLMES REMEMBERED, eh? Yes, yes. Through the haze of Boogie Nights and all these late-in-the-day encomiums to the greatness of a man with the 14" schlong WE remember JOHN HOLMES. Yes. Wonderful sepia-toned memories of coke burns. Multiple homicides....
Posted in skull_weblog on November 7, 2010 08:10 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

MR. MARCUS' COOL SPOT   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vivid Rating: FOUR "She Kills Me. Who? What You Gotta Ask?" BUSTED NUTS You know what kind of shit I hate? I hate how every time they got some sort of "negro-themed" vid that they gotta use suchlike street slang so that in case we ain't noticed all of that...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2010 10:16 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BILLY GLIDE'S XXX ADVENTURE #1: SKI BUNNIES SLOPE SLUTS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Maximum Xposure Rating: FOUR "Reality Porn, Really!" BUSTED NUTS I got an idea: let's take FOUR girls with loose morals, hinted at substance abuse problems and bring them up to Big Bear for 3 days: no scripts, let the cameras roll and see what happens. What do you get? Real...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2010 06:45 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

CUM ON OUR OLD FACES!   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Leisure Time Entertainment Rating: FOUR "Adventures With, Or WithOUT, Dentures" BUSTED NUTS As bowel cancer is to hot fucking pussy so is ADAM & EVE to LEISURE TIME ENTERTAINMENT. You see my ADAM & EVE vendetta is precisely what led me into the long-awaiting arms, many years back, of LEISURE...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2010 04:56 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BIG BUTTS LIKE IT BIG #4   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Brazzers Rating: FOUR "One Reason Only" BUSTED NUTS For all the tired whores, fake tits, dumb broads and jiggly bits strewn about this video, there's one reason, and one reason only, to get it nonetheless. CECILIA VEGA. CECILIA VEGA, ANAL SEX PHILANTHROPIST. It's not a surprise that it takes a...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2010 08:18 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

TITTYLAND #5   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Sensational Video Rating: FIVE "Passport? Check! Cock? Check! Loads? Damn Straight!" BUSTED NUTS Sometimes you get into these goddamned jags. Sometimes these goddamned jags are not in the slightest bit worth mentioning. Like the old-crazy-lady-who-lives-in-a-single-room-apartment-with-one-chair jag. Or the burn-victim jag. Or even the much-lauded but little spoken of BBW-jag- that-we're-not-even-sure-is-a-jag-we're-finished-with-right-now...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 24, 2010 07:04 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

THE SEKA STORY   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Caballero Rating: FIVE "Peaches & Ass Cream" BUSTED NUTS SEKA. In an ideal world the review would end exactly right the fuck there but here in a much-less-than-ideal world it seems there's some explanation about that which constitutes the best and the brightest of the kind of porn we grew...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 24, 2010 02:28 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

CUMAHOLICS #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Combat Zone Rating: FOUR "You're Not From Around Here, Are You?" BUSTED NUTS I had to watch this thing twice just to be totally sure that this is the first porno I have every watched where no one in it speaks a fucking lick of English! Not one!! Usually, you...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 24, 2010 01:19 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

HOLLYWOOD'S NAILIN' PALIN   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Hustler Rating: ONE "And Who Is It That Cares?" BUSTED NUTS The only party, political or otherwise, potentially more out of touch with reality is me. Hey, wasn't the countries' interest in Sarah Palin basically expired as of January 20, 2009, when Barack Obama took office? Then, it was like...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2010 09:15 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

TEEN ANAL POUNDING #4   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: TWO & A HALF "Growing Pains" BUSTED NUTS TEEN ANAL POUNDING #4 has some things going for it. One, it's got anal fucking, as advertised. And two, we suppose, it has anal fucking of teenagers, also as advertised. The problem, though, is that ugly broads come in...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2010 09:07 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

POV JUNKIE   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vince Vouyer Unleashed Rating: THREE "I Have Higher Junk Standards" BUSTED NUTS By "POV JUNKIE," we're getting the distinct impression that the "junk" angle is the amount of such in some of these women's proverbial trunks. KRISTINA ROSE, CODI BRYANT, and VICKI CHASE are not slender, lithe women. Sure, their...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2010 09:00 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

LORD OF ASSES #14   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Tom Byron Rating: THREE & A HALF "Link's Still Broken" BUSTED NUTS We're entering year two of the Tom Byron domain watch. Still, each and every Byron Productions vid released invites us to check the man out on www.tombyroncell.com, and still, there is no such address. Hilarity. Speaking of hilarity,...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2010 08:55 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

MONSTER COCK JUNKIES #5   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Pink Visual Rating: THREE & A HALF "This is More Like It" BUSTED NUTS Pink Visual, you're on the road to respectability. After a long stream of videos about as "real" as the Easter Bunny, MONSTER COCK JUNKIES 5 and its premise of, wait for it. . . chicks simply...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 10, 2010 12:18 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

MANUEL FERRARA UNLEASHED   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Fusxion Rating: THREE & A HALF "B-Side" BUSTED NUTS Like a bunch of Radiohead outtakes and rehearsal versions, Fusxion's release of MANUEL FERRARA UNLEASHED is the equivalent of a small indie label putting out material that isn't quite good enough to be called a studio album, but is still worth...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 10, 2010 12:08 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

OUT NUMBERED #5   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "So, you DO Get the Point" BUSTED NUTS OUT NUMBERED 5 claims, "This is the way porn was meant to be. . . more chicks and less man-ass!" So, someone out there actually DOES get it. Yes, people, it's every man's fantasy to fuck more than...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2010 08:29 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BRUNETTE AMBITION   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Stroke of Genius" BUSTED NUTS Our reconciliation with Erik Everhard continues. Ok, he's a dweeb, but we're starting to be down with it. Having a video in which two of the most amazing bodies in porn, ever, appear, doesn't hurt. We're talking about...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2010 08:13 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

ANAL CAVITY SEARCH #7   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "Like Gangster Gold" BUSTED NUTS Like Geraldo Rivera vs. Al Capone's vault, Erik Everhard will not rest - hell, stay up all night, if need be - to figure out what treasures lie within the anal tracts of six young women. CECILIA VEGA FLEXES HER SPHINCTER....
Posted in skull_weblog on September 28, 2010 10:16 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BIG WET ASSES #16   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Elegant Angel Rating: THREE & A HALF "Selling Short" BUSTED NUTS Elegant Angel is selling itself short with this BIG WET ASSES thing. It's mostly the "big" part. Like, why do the asses have to be pre-screened for size requirements in order to be drenched in lube and have their...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 28, 2010 10:09 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

OIL OVERLOAD #3   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Jules Jordan Rating: FOUR "One Hit Wonder" BUSTED NUTS Oil Overload #3 has got one reason, and one reason only to watch it. It's not for the slew of Brazilian broads that sound like kindergarteners when they fuck. It's not for the idiot chunk fest during SOPHIE DEE's scene, or...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 28, 2010 09:38 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BIG BUTTS LIKE IT BIG #3   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Brazzers Rating: FOUR "Fired" BUSTED NUTS The only real reason you should buy this video is for ANGEL DARK. Angel Dark. Perhaps the most gorgeous woman ever to appear in porn. Beautiful face, tight body, long limbs, and unusually big breasts despite all the previous qualities. And she fucks in...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 28, 2010 09:30 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

DEEP INSIDE CELESTE   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Vivid Rating: FOUR "Very, Very Complicated" BUSTED NUTS You know we's thrown Vivid so many beatings over the years that it barely bears doing again. Like when we caught that fucking raping fucker Shorty down on the Lower East Side and bashed his head in with a lug wrench. We...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2010 09:46 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SUZE RANDALL: DEAR CELESTE   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Suze Randall Productions Rating: TWO "The Chicks Are Hot" BUSTED NUTS This seems like a compilation that tries a whole lot to not be one. Starring CELESTE STAR this SUZE RANDALL production is as disjointed as it is painful to watch. Featuring Celeste Star, evidently a porn star of note...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2010 03:42 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

SECURITY CAM CHRONICLES #2   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Madness Pictures Rating: ONE "Aching & Pleading" BUSTED NUTS A few evenings back, the lady and myself were going through my most recent SkullGame parcel; looking for both friend and foe to school in the art of all things fuck. A challenge is what we sought--students to beat; Sensei's to...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2010 10:59 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

I WANNA GET FACE FUCKED   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Anabolic Rating: THREE "Just The Mouth, Not The Hands" BUSTED NUTS Get ready for the rough stuff on this one...as if the title alone isn't enough of a precursor of things to come: TONY T, who I would more readily accept pumping my gas than my picture, pulls out all...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2010 09:31 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

MONDO EXTREME DOUBLE FEATURE: BUN IN THE OVEN/PRETTY PREGNANT & PORKED   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Shooting Star Rating: ONE or FIVE "Depending On Where You Stand" BUSTED NUTS WHY?!?!? WHY?!?! WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?!?!? And now I'm trembling, wiping a mixture of mucus and tears from my face and eyes, which are now stinging from hot tears of bitter recrimination. And after...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2010 08:24 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

ASSRAELIS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
TightFit HD Rating: FIVE "Jew Broads Are GO!" BUSTED NUTS If we've said it once, we've said it 1000 times: WE LOVE THEM JEW BROADS. But something we haven't said: why? Well, ITALIAN SAL and I, along with several pollsters and um, with the full connivance of our loads have...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2010 03:29 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

BEAT ME SENSELESS   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Noose Video Rating: TWO "Lightly, Battered" BUSTED NUTS With this title, you know that either they can't, or won't be able to, deliver. Which is a yawn. OR they will deliver, which THE ARGENTINE does not find arousing, and so therefore it'll still be a yawn. MGHHE. GYHE. AHHM. AHAHAHA!!!...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2010 09:00 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

DRUNK ON CUM   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Colossal Entertainment Rating: TWO "Skull! Skull!" BUSTED NUTS Y'know how you'd go to parties as a teenager and there'd always be some prick who'd smell a wine cork and then start telling everyone how wasted they were? In the presumed and definitely mistaken belief that they'd seem cool? Didn't you...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2010 08:23 AM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]

FUCKFEST   [ BUY THIS MOVIE ]
Sin City Rating: THREE "A Cock In Every Mouth" BUSTED NUTS 240. Minutes. Dollars. Inches. It's all substantial no matter whether you fucking choke it or poke it or leave it alone. And this fucking FOUR HOURS of porn is nothing if not the ULTRA ORGY it's described as. Every...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2010 10:38 PM   Comments: 0   [ Read Review ]



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