We were too goddamned lazy to actually send out our SkullGame X-Mas card featuring the SkullGame-sponsored Christmas Wolves, courtesy of CIRCUS LUPUS: THE CIRCUS OF WOLVES!!! And so we include it here for all of the people who've meant so much to us during the past year.
CATCH CIRCUS LUPUS--"A DELIGHT FOR CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!!!"--IN THEIR NATIVITY PAGEANT PLAY "MASSACRE AT THE MANGER."
Specifically
1) KATHY WOODS, JANE OKASHIMA ("Make the orgasms stop, Vinnie!!!"), NATASHA ("Don't tell me you ain't never sucked cock before." "Well not for FREE.")...
WHAT WE SAY WE WERE FUCKING
...SARAH HOROWITZ, KAT ("You came in my ear"), DRUNKEN ANNIE, STEPHANIE RED, STEPHANIE, BJ KELLY, THE RABBI ("You try sucking a cock, while taking one up the ass: it's NOT easy!")...
WHAT WE WERE REALLY FUCKING: HI KAT!!!
...& SALLY KEEFE for all of their charitable giving to our charitable giving organization TEAMING UP FOR GODDAMNED AMERICA.
AND
2) DAVE DIETRICH, MIKE ECKE ("I'll be golfing today honey."), JEFF SOTO...
"MY WIFE'S BEING DOUBLESTUFFED BY NEGROES NOW." "HAHA...MINE TOO!!!"
...GIL GERVAIS, SCOTT STEVENS ("I've got a sales trip to Nashville.") and KEN STEIN for all of their charitable giving, in absentia, to our charitable giving organization TEAMING UP FOR GODDAMNED AMERICA.
CORNHOLIO & JACKSONESQUE COCK GIVES A GIFT WORTH GETTING TO STEPHANIE RED WHO, IT APPEARS, IS CALLING THE PO PO. RUN, HOLIO, RUN!!!
KRIS BENSON'S SLUT WIFE THREATENS RAMPANT RUGFEST IN RETALIATION FOR EXTRAMARITAL RUTTING
...AND EVERYBODY WHO SAW THE GAME...
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- Anna Benson, a former stripper, an otherwise undistinguished piece of ass and the wife of New York Met's pitcher Kris Benson was on Howard Stern recently where she was asked if she would divorce her husband if she found out he was cheating on her, Benson said she had " much better tricks".
"That's the biggest thing in athletics--they cheat all the time," she replied. "I told him cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team. Everyone would get a turn. I will embarrass him more than he ever could imagine. Whatever team he plays on, I will screw all of them."
SkullGame applauds her initiative and ardently awaits the inevitable arrival of her 68 man (including the ground's keepers) gangbang.
PARIS HILTON LESBO SEX SHOCKER NOT NEARLY AS SHOCKING AS HER GROSSLY MANIFEST LACK OF TALENT IN THE RUG MUNCHING ARENA
GO GET ME THE BUTTER...
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Yawn. Oh. What's this? Cock-in-Mouth slutsress PARIS HILTON has been struck with another sex tape scandal -- this time featuring the stupid blonde frolicking with a woman.
The saucy tape allegedly shows Hilton and a nude model, known only as Nicole, using sex toys on each other after the pair decided to leave Hilton's party at the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas to get intimate in her room. It's also claimed "Scary Movie 3" actor and former porn star Simon Rex joined them in the hotel suite to film the girls' exploits. The 36-minute movie was reportedly filmed as a birthday present from Nicole to Hilton who it........zzzzzzzzz.......
YET ANOTHER CUNT NAIL IN J.LO'S CAREER COFFIN
IN EARLIER, LESS CUNTISH ROLES, YOU CAN JUST SEE MY INNER CUNT WAITING TO BURST FORTH AND SING, WORLD?!?! HERE I AM!!!
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Searingly self-involved slutarian JENNIFER LOPEZ is being sued by her ex-husband Ojani Noa, who claims the singer is a cunt.
Lopez was married to her second spouse Cris Judd when, in a cuntish move to end all cuntish moves, she employed her first husband Noa to take charge of her Pasadena restaurant Madre's Cono.
Noa, who married Lopez for a year of cuntly hell in 1997, when he was a waiter, quit his job managing top Los Angeles nightspot the Conga Room after J.Lo allegedly promised not to be a cunt and/or fire him "without good cuntish cause or reason."
In a lawsuit filed Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Noa claims he was fired from his $208,000 a year job in October 2002 -- the same month Lopez got engaged to Ben Affleck -- and is seeking unspecified cunt-related damages.
The lawsuit states, "Mr. Noa tried to call the cuntopian Ms. Lopez to find out what prompted this sudden change of events. His calls to the cunt went, predictably, unreturned. Ain't that just like a bitch? I mean cunt."
