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Rating: FOUR "Once More With Feeling" BUSTED NUTS

One of the main areas where porn has it all over movies with things like "plot" and "production value"?

That, sequels can improve on the original and sequels to sequels 20 times removed are still capable of improving on the original.

Such could be the case with the Assman series. Because while ASSMAN 25 does sort of follow a non-porn Hollywood movie-like trend, in that #25 doesn’t measure up to #24, which in turn is remarkably less good than #23, ASSMAN 26 could still change that all in a hurry. You just don’t know. And that uncertainty is a hell of a lot better than what you can ask for from most Hollywood endings, isn't it?

So why "only" four busted nuts this time?

Well, it's about the girls: good, even very good sometimes, but not super duper, and also lacking, I don't know, heart? On the part of both the girls and our usual cast of French sickos. I guess sometimes inhuman ass-fucking of impressive East Euro babes day in and day out can get old hat.

Solution: Toss us Casa Skullgame stunt cocks your extras and we'll send them back with a renewed lease on life.--STEELY ROB

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