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Rating: FIVE “That's 666 Ass Lackey" BUSTED NUTS

Now this, THIS is what we fucking needed. Well actually what we needed was the fevered ministrations of some ass-enabled Hungarian but we'll settle for the greatest fucking video ever. After videos that promised the best in anal attention by slyly tricking our enfeebled minds with the word ASS in the titles, we get Chapter 23 of the ASSMAN saga.

The Assman is, of course, Jean-Yves LeCastel, one of the guys who made his mark in the PIERRE WOODMAN's Private heyday. But LeCastel has really gone on to greater heights by giving us the best in goofball, sick bastard porn in his Matador and Assman series.

The LeCastel moment to end all moments? Jean-Yves and a dork of equal power finish fucking some woman in “Matador 2.” There they are, standing over her. Cut away to the girl, then cut back to the two tossers, screaming “ole, matador” while wearing those little caps that bullfighters wear.

Gay. But total genius.

But we digress. Assman is the bomb. Nine highly acceptable Eastern European babes in a movie that can only have been made by the Assman. Jean-Yves LeCastel, I salute you.--STEELY ROB

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