NEWSFLASH --
Three out of four white supremacists prefer the Negro to Grandpa McCain
Tom Metzger, Director White Aryan Resistance: "McCain...He's a scary, scary person -- more
dangerous than Bush. Obama, according to his book, Dreams Of My Father, is a racist and I have no problem with black racists."
Erich Glieber, Chairman, National Alliance: "Obama... He's a very intelligent man, an
excellent speaker and has charisma... My only problem with Obama is perhaps he's not black enough."
Rocky Suhayda, Chairman, American Nazi Party: "White people are faced with either a negro or a total nutter who happens to have a pale face. Personally I'd prefer the negro."
The odd one out is Ron Edwards, Imperial Wizard of the Imperial Klans of America: "Obama, I think he's a piece of shit. And you know it's not so much that I HATE Jews...I just love Hitler. Why can't you all get that shit straight?"
SINCE ITALIAN SAL disappeared into the bowels of Fallujah of these many months ago, there's been nary a word from him...noteworthy, especially, in an election season that sees a slut with a slut daughter with huge knobs running with a guy whose wife has big ol' fake tits against a Negro, but we have received the following communications from him via text...and here we share them with YOU...in the order in which they were received.
ENJOY, goddamn it.
LETTERS FROM THE UNDERGROUND: ITALIAN SAL STYLE
"WHY I FUCKED HER IS NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR TO ME, EVEN TODAY. AS I DRIVE TO HER HOUSE TO FUCK HER AGAIN."
1] "Most people would rather never have sex again then have sex with a 55 year old."
2] "Hi. I am Vinnie's friend, Sal. I am going to make you suck my cock, and if you resist I will hit you in the head with a ballpeen hammer...sexy."
3] "Yeah, it's great. I have wasted four whole decades with nothing to show. It's like the American dream...only in reverse."
4] "I would like to diversify in my failure futures."
5] "I would like to see this thing you call pussy."
6] "I have been having sex with grandmothers. I kissed a great grandmother on the lips. Is this the sort of stuff successful people do?"
7] "I am like the James Bond of failure."
and then the last and final communique...
8] "I am going four for four on fat, two for four on ugly and one for four on will not give up the pussy."
May god rest his tortured soul.
AND JUST fucking because......
WHEN LESBOS ATTACK; OPRAH'S STRONGLY WORDED DENIAL ECHOED BY CONDOLEEZA RICE, JANET RENO. NATION WINCES AT MERE THOUGHT OF IT. PLUS: KILLER KIKES V. STABBING SANDNIGGERS: SKULLGAME PICKS A WINNER & FOR 3RD TIME THIS WEEK: METH IS NUMBER 1!!!
BUT first the SkullGame SNAP Quiz: A question asked for, um, no special reason...
WHO WOULD YOU DOUBLE TEAM FIRST? [Guaranteed no-bulllshit-drawn-from-craigslist-respondents]
A: The Woman Formerly Known As CRAPSY McCRAP
IT IS OUR STUDIED OPINION THAT THIS IS NOT SWISS CHOCOLATE.
OR
B: The woman only known as NATTY BUMPO
IF WE TOLD YOU SHE ALSO HAD A MUSTACHE WOULD THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER?
LET THE VOTING BEGIN..........EMAILS CAN BE SENT TO THE STILL-SOBBING ITALIAN SAL PACINO AT SAL@SKULLGAME.COM. WHY HIM? OOOOOOO.....NO REASON. NO REASON AT ALL.
OPRAH, CONDOLEEZA RICE, JANET RENO REPUDIATE HOMO RUMORS; DECIDE TO "LES' BE FRIENDS". BUTCHER BOB REPORTS FROM THE OPEN ROAST BEEF SANDWICH FRONTLINES
HMMM....IF IT DOESN'T FIT HERE....?
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- Multi-media Giantess (and lovingly named "That Black Thing" by my dead grandfather) OPRAH WINFREY has denied being gay. Being gay with her "longtime friend" GAYle "Fist of Fury" KING.
She says, "There's nothing wrong at ALL with being a diesel-slab clam lapper, mind you. But we're not. We'd tell you if we were, but we're not, ok? What? Oh, yes I AM wearing a men's stainless steel Timex watch. And Old Spice. But together, we're not gay. Apart, I can't say, I'm only addressing our "'otherworldly' relationship."
Oprah then hitched up her trousers, adjusted her suspenders and spit out a chaw of Redman. She gave her "Just A Friend" a warm smile before opening her mouth like the docking bay of the shuttle as Gayle lovingly forced yet another pulled-pork sandwich in for her. Grinning like an autistic kid at a puppet show, she led Gayle from the podium and waddled to the limo, where they were whisked away for a "Not really a couples" weekend at Fire Island.
AND BECAUSE EVERYONE'S GOT TO BE PROUD OF SOMETHING WE HERE AT SKULLGAME, AT 3:30 A.M. IN THE MORNING ARE PROUD TO SEE METH IS NUMBER 1 IN AMERICA!!! AGAIN!!! EVERYTHING'S GODDAMNED OKAY AMERICA!!! METH WINS!!! METH WINS!!! NOW GET PUT THAT TV BACK TOGETHER & GO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH!!!
THESE 10 HOT BROADS REPRESENTED HERE ARE OUR METH SPOKEMODELS & THEY ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO GODDAMNED EAT!!! THANKS METH!!!! YOU'RE NUMBER 1. WHICH IS NUMEROLLO PIZZARIA UNO FOR THE MEXICANISH OUT THERE.
DESPITE BEING VIRTUALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM ONE ANOTHER, OR PERHAPS BECAUSE OF IT, THE LEBANESE HIZBOLLAH, WHICH TRANSLATES TO THE PARTY OF BEHEADERS, IDISCRIMINATELY MASSACRES & GETS MASSACRED BY THE JEW-RIDDLED ISRAELI ARMY WHILE A WORLD AUDIENCE NOTES, "I GUESS WE ALL WIN HERE."
THE LEBANESE-ISRAELI CROSS-CULTURAL UP WITH PEOPLE TROUPE CELEBRATES THEIR SEXUAL FREEDOM TO WEAR DRESSES, IMITATE TAMPONS & DO THE DANCE OF 7 VEILS. FOR PEACE. AND SHIT.
HAIFA (SkullGame) -- Israel declared Tuesday it was ready to fight Hezbollah guerrillas for several more weeks, raising doubts about international efforts to broker an immediate cease-fire in the fighting that has killed more than 260 people and displaced 500,000. The military said early Wednesday it sent some troops into southern Lebanon in search of tunnels and weapons.
Despite the diplomatic activity, Israel is in no hurry to end its offensive, which it sees as a unique opportunity to crush Hezbollah. The Islamic militants appear to have steadily built up their military strength after Israel pulled its troops out of southern Lebanon in 2000.
Wait a minute? This ain't about LESBIANS?
Never-fucking-mind.
KID ROCK MAKES AN HONEST NON-VIDEO COCKSUCKING WOMAN OUT OF PAMELA ANDERSON; BUTCHER BOB WITNESSES THE NEAR-NUPTIALS.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, TOMMY LEE, YOU FAG!!!
DETROIT (SkullGame) -- KID ROCK and noted cocksucker PAMELA ANDERSON are set to defy common sense and goddamn good judgment by agreeing to a matromonial curse later this month. Kid Rock says "Well since Pamela's a hag, a fuckall REAL sea-hag, we'll have to be married on the water. A yacht, probably, or maybe a barge. Someplace with alot of room for her tits and all the coke-whores I travel with."
In a statement on her website she writes "Yes, I'm getting married. Again, I guess. To tell the truth, I can't remember being married before, but I've got these goddamned boys running around who call me "Mom" and some Tommy somebody "Dad". Wait, I DO remember him, or at least his cock. Anyway, this new guy seems pretty nice, and I think he's a musician too, or a truck driver. Either way, it'll be fun to get to know someone ALL over again, and to blow him lots. Look how dried out I look from load-loss-age. It's full of protein, you know, and everyone tells me it's GOOD for me. Men are SO smart."
In reply, Kid Rock just smiled and was immediately punched in the throat by a large black man.
