BUT FIRST....where is PACHANGA these days?
PROBABLY...FAR...FAR....FAR AWAY FROM ALL OF HIS "TROUBLES."
HILLARY CLINTON DYING TO RIDE WITH ALL MANNER OF NEGRO IN LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO IMPRESS OBAMA.
HILLARY, HONEY CHILE...!
NEW ORLEANS (SkullGame) -- NEW ORLEANS -- Democratic presidential candidate HILLARY CLINTON sought to regain the support of the last demographic that has not completely forgotten that she's someone other than that, "ol' white broad married to that nasty cigar-slut fucking cracker Bill," Negroes that hang out at 7-11s, Saturday, even as porkchop preacher Rev. Al Sharpton accused her campaign of using racially charged rhetoric, ribs, "funky talking" and of trying to alter party rules to an unfair advantage "to fuck a brother outta his due."
Speaking at the State of the Black Union forum, Clinton said she understood that the heated race between her and Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., has taken blacks and the rest of the nation into sometimes uncomfortable, "uncharted territory as a party, as a nation, as individuals. And shit."
"But uncharted territory means the way forward isn't always easy," she said. "Those us of us who have fought together for decades to right wrongs and break barriers for Nigras cannot allow differences in our choice of who should be elected to undermine our fundamental unity and determination to change the course of this country starting in November. Holla!"
Throughout the primary season, Clinton has steadily lost a once-commanding position among African-American voters, to the point where 80 percent to 90 percent are routinely backing Obama. A non-old-white-broad candidate.
J. LO. BREEDS MORE IMPOSSIBLE, DEMANDING, SHOE-THROWING CUNTS. CUNTS REJOICE.
"TAKE...YOUR...FUCKING...PUERTO RICAN HAND OFFA ME!!! AND GET ME A SANDWICH!!!" ISN'T SHE JUST GLOWING?
LONG ISLAND (SkullGame) -- J. LO, a perennial motherfucker, has now however become a mother for the first time. She gave birth to a boy and a girl, which we guess would make them twins, in New York in the midst of one of her gargantuan hissy fits, this time about the color of the sun.
The children -- whose father is long-suffering husband Marc Anthony --were born early on Friday at the North Shore University Hospital in Long Island, just 11 minutes apart. In that interval J.LO berated the doctors, the midwives, the orderlies, the parking valets and us.
The girl was born at 12:12 a.m., weighing five pounds seven ounces, with the boy born at 12:23 a.m., weighing in at a six pounds.
Simon Fields, Lopez's representative, says, "Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon. Well, Marc is. Jennifer, I mean Ms. Lopez, has been throwing stuff."
JONAS BROTHERS MAKE PURITY PLEDGE. WHICH IS ALMOST THE SAME AS BEING GAY.
HANGING AROUND WITH BROADS LIKE...WHAT...WAIT A MINUTE....
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Hot teen pop trio the Jonas Brothers have vowed to stay virgins until they wed. The three brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas, have revealed they've sworn a vow of purity. Joe, 18, says, "(We've made) promises to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure till marriage." The trio all wear purity rings to remind them of their pledge. And that they are completely and totally gay.
SKULLGAME CAPTAIN ITALIAN SAL'S LOG...
Sunday, February 24, 2008...It's been months since we of the SS DATE RAPE COMMANDO [where no always means yes] have spied any New Fresh Pussy. There are dark murmurs of disquiet from the crew. Can't hold out much longer...I fear that if this tempest continues the ship, the crew AND my load will soon perish...more anon...
HEIDI'S HOME FOR DRUG ADDLED SLUTS IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
WHEN CRAZY BITCHES CALL....
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- German supermodel HEIDI KLUM regrets inviting troubled BRITNEY SPEARS to live with her, but it was all she could think of to say when she was grilled about the pop star on TV. Leading us to believe someone needs to grill her about inviting more Negroes to her house, like CORNHOLIO.
The catwalk stunner was appearing on a German talk show last week when she was asked about Spears, but the interviewer refused to accept Klum hardly knew the singer. In a moment of madness, the model said, "She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight. With a broom. Or a mop. And a bucket. Definitely a bucket." When reminded that she had the Negro named Seal for that she said, "Oh. Yeah. Him too."
NOPE. NOOOOO DRUGS AT ALL BEING DONE AT THE SEAL-KLUM HOUSEHOLD. NONE AT ALL.
But the lingerie model does have some words of wisdom for Spears -- to avoid snapshots revealing her genitals: "There's always Victoria's Secret with some great underwear. And they have it in Extra Crazy Slut sizes too."
