Elegant Angel

Rating: TWO AND A HALF “I wish they could all be asswhores” BUSTED NUTS

Who are the greatest asswhores ever? Shall we start a readers’ poll? You could send in your top 10, with supporting evidence for each one. The lucky winning entrant would be berated on SkullGame by our very own ASK A GUY WHO HATES YOU.

THE BELLADONNA VERSION OF THE GLAMOUR SHOT

Elegant Angel’s compendium of the greatest moments in asswhorish history is bold but falls short of its goal. The scenes are culled from movies that seem to span the porn house’s entire existence. That’s kind of cool, ‘cause you might get a little blast from the past version of a turn on from back when porn meant grainy video of people fucking, and the women in them were more like the women you’d see at any neighborhood bar.

Does the video feature women who’ve made their careers based on their asses? You bet. And what better poster child for that is BELLADONNA. But in terms of this video being an anal-oriented stroker’s paradise, the scenes often seem completely arbitrary.

Exceptions are of course KATJA KASSIN’s scene from one of the best porns in the history of ever, BIG WET ASSES, OLIVIA O’LOVELY’s feature, and of course the Belladonna scene. But scenes with ERIKA BELLA seem pretty random in this video, especially considering its premise. So while The Greatest Asswhores Ever! is a decent enough, if rag-tag porn, it’s not what will get you off if you want anal fucking action. – STEELY ROB

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