Red Light District

Rating: TWO "Are You SURE You Work For TRL?" BUSTED NUTS

The reason this is called JUST OVER EIGHTEEN is because if you fast forward through the scenes and watch the extra footage and check the previews, you're bang on 18 minutes.

So 'just over' is actually a lie.

I tested this THREE times and always managed to come in just under 18 minutes. But, of course, except in the Sudan and Sri Lanka, you can't call a porn film JUST UNDER EIGHTEEN. Anyway, this was filmed in a motel just outside of somewhere and captures the usual five, fresh, small town girls, only a few months before drug addiction, a violent older boyfriend and pregnancy, catches up with them at the Greyhound bus shelter.

"YOU WANT ME TO PUT WHAT? WHERE?" LACIE HEART, KINDA SLOW ON THE UPTAKE, IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO FIGURIN' IT ALL OUT.

And judging by the looks on their faces when the 'John' touches their tits at the start of each scene, it appears they were either there to borrow some sugar or at the very least thought they were appearing in an ad for the motel chain.

Wrong.

None of these girls showed any interest at all in this opportunity, in fact their general demeanor fluctuated between utter bemused horror to bored disbelief, which kind of summarized my viewpoint. This is no. 14 in a series of 496,388, featuring teen runaways who kept missing the school bus, making their last desperate attempt to avoid working in the diner in their home-towns and to hopefully meet TOMMY LEE and marry him because, well, it is just possible isn't it?

All the people in the DVD have sex and the guys cum on the girls faces and one of them even does anal, but she probably thought everyone did that including guys so that doesn't really count.... -- MIKE HUNT. ESQ.

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