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Rating: THREE "She Looks GREAT, But Is It Worth It?!?!?" BUSTED NUTS

You remember JANINE LINDEMULDER don't you? She formerly shacked up with JESSE JAMES, not the porn slut, the West Coast Choppers' cock gobbler who then dumped her for SANDRA BULLOCK?!?! Jesus, there's no accounting for taste, sez you....until you remember that Lindemulder is the same cunt who refused to do boy-girl because she thought it was special!!! Or at least a little MORE special than all of those lesbo dildo DVDs she did.

JANINE WITH A MOUTHFUL O' FAT FAGUS FLACCIDUS. PERFECT.

And then the rage begins.

Because whilst this bubblehead is now a historical notch on James' crank, left behind in the trailer park in Topanga Canyon whilst he wines, dines, sips and sups on caviar and B-level actress ass, we have had years of pent up loads connected to the much flirted with idea that one day, some how, some way, someone would film her with a crank in her maw. And when the time comes the crank is in and it....yes, ready....BELONGS TO THAT FAT SISSY VINCE NEIL.

And then the rage swells.

Vince Neil. Jesus. It's like her doing a fuck film with GILBERT GOTTFRIED. So after we watch 45 minutes of their fucking "vacation" to Cabo Wabo or wherever the fuck people like them go, we eventually see her suck sausage in a sausage sucking frenzy that resembles nothing nearly so much as her auditioning for the next GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS video. She's mugging for the camera, she's orchestrating 69, she sits on top of The White Whale while swiveling her head to look at the camera and smile. Yup. She does almost everything but ENJOY HER FUCKING SELF.

So not only did I wait like 10 years for this but, well, I waited 10 years FOR THIS. It's like being wait-listed for the apocalypse only to find out that JERRY FALWELL was right.

So to all involved, with the exception of VINCE HIMSELF, with this abortion I say: SUCK MY COCK.

Please? -- VINNIE ROSE

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