Seymore Butts

Rating: FOUR "THIS is IT" BUSTED NUTS

You looking for that perfect Christmas vid?

No, no, no, not the perfect one to give as a gift [though you can do that too]. I'm talking about the one that's perfect for when you're sitting around on Christmas day, your brand new copy of Yank opened to the "personals," enjoying a toasty warm cup of beer, a cig, and a meal of Top Ramen and turkey franks. The kind of thing that rounds out a damned near perfect day of doing nothing but listening to Joy Division and the whispers of your pistol.

Well, this is perfect for that.

HOLLI WOODS: THE GINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS. A PERFECT DIGESTIF TO A DOSE OF COLD MISERY.

Courtesy of the one Mr. SEYMORE "Extremely Self Satisfied" BUTTS...it celebrates XMas with a Buttsian turn of narrative involving shopping, sexy nurses outfits and a bunch of other shit that shoved me right to the edge of the precipice of suicidal holiday longing. TOPPED off with PETER NORTH boning de bone on HOLLI WOODS, KATIE GOLD, ALYSSA LOVE and SHAY SWEET, before dropping an absolutely Northesque load on the three girls girl.

And you know what?

Not only does he not watch his movies again, ever, he says, but there's been rumors a'plenty that he's known the comfort of sausage.

Yeah.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS to you too! -- VINNIE ROSE

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