Red Light District

Rating: TWO "That Scene Is NO Bonus" BUSTED NUTS

Of course, this begs the question " Who the fuck IS David Luger?"

Every good question deserves an answer, but not this one. Put simply, we don't fucking care about David Luger, or ANY of the Luger family. See, if you can guess what we at Casa SkullGame DO care about.

Take your time, I'll wait.

Done guessing? Thought you might be.

We care about loads. OUR loads.

AND SO DOES VANESSA MICHAELS.

Of course, I'm speaking for us all, but I think I'm safe in this assumption. Funny thing is, we don't care about each other's loads, no...not at all, except in the TEAMING UP FOR AMERICA context, and then the only care we give is that OUR loads keep to themselves, if only to comingle upon the chops of young sluts such as these.

Oh yeah...the flick.

Every "teen" movie made has to have the following:

1) A cheerleader, a very slutty, nasty, not-in-your-fucking-lifetime cheerleader.

2) Pigtails, preferrably blonde pigtails. the final item in the holy trinity of YGFF ( young girl fuck films)

3) Braces. Big, scary, pube-tugging braces.

1, 2, 3. Check, check, and motherfucking CHECK. SAANA has the pigtail...begging to be directed by them. VANESSA MICHAELS is that very cheerleader of which I spoke, but if she's 18, I'm a fucking vegetarian. Lastly...KAT has the pube-raping braces. Unfortunately, Kat is ALSO the reason for the low 2 rating. I don't want to spoil it for you, but I can sum up the bonus scene in one word. I want you to think hard about this, m'boys...think if you really want THIS word associated with YOUR porn. Maybe you do, you fucking pervert. Ready? Knew you were...here it is: Distended.

You're a smart crew. You'll make the right decision. -- BUTCHER BOB

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