BUT first SkullGame, in association with the Museum of German Achievement, along with Reinhard Gehlen's Christian West Commission, sponsors a symposium of lasting porn siginificance namely
HE MADE THE WORLD A SAFER, MORE LOVING PLACE FOR TEENAGE GIRLS TO URINATE ON WORLD LEADERS. THIS WAS GOOD. ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE A WORLD LEADER WHO LIKES PISS. THEN IT WAS VERY GOOD. HE ALSO, UM, WAS A VEGETARIAN. AND I'M QUITE SURE HE'S A BIG MOBY FAN.
"IT'S A GAY, ER, I MEAN GREAT DAY!!!" SAYS TWO HUGGING SPURS PLAYERS, EYES GLISTENING WITH MANLY TEARS.
MVP TIM DUNCAN HOLDS MANU GINOBILI TIGHT. TIGHTLY TO HIS HEAVING CHEST. "IT'S OK, MY SWEET BABU. I HAVE SENT THE PISTONS AWAY. FAR, FAR AWAY.
SAN ANTONIO (SkullGame) -- With the NBA title on the line, Tim Duncan and the San Antonio Spurs proved themselves worthy champions defeating the manly but outgayed Detroit Pistons 81-74 in a Game 7 that was thrilling as it was full of flouncing, mincing and any and all other manner of assorted gaiety. Duncan came up huge in the second half and was chosen finals MVP after having the worst playoff series of his career, while Manu Ginobili had another breakthrough performance Thursday night in the vogueing and skipping departments.
In a matchup of the past two NBA champions, the Spurs came through in the cock clutch to win their third title in seven years and deny Detroit the chance to repeat. Duncan had 25 points, 11 rebounds and about 2 quarts of semen in his stomach while shrugging off a stretch of eight straight misses that ended in the third quarter with the teams tied. Ginobili scored 23 points with a series of slashing, scintillating drives, big passes, and girlish repartee.
Behind Duncan, firmly behind him, the stoic established star, and Ginobili, the flashy young Argentine, the first Game 7 in more than a decade ended with the Spurs celebrating on their home court as silver, pink and black confetti streamed down from the rafters.
"We just played a great team. I don't know how the hell we did it, but I am thrilled," Spurs coach Gregg Popovich said after embracing his good friend, Detroit coach Larry Brown, as the game ended. Embracing. Tightly. Tightly.
TINY TIT TERROR!!!!! RUN!!! RUN!!! SAYS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME SUFFERER LANCE ARMSTRONG ABOUT FIANCEE SHERYL CROWS MAN BUMPS
AGGHHHAGAHHHAHHA....MY EYES!!! OL' LEMON FACE SURROUNDED BY LESBIANS WITH BEACH TOWELS WHILE A NATION MOURNS LANCE ARMSTRONG'S LONG ORDEAL
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- SHERYL CROW may be thinking twice about changing clothes out in the open after topless shots of her appear in the men's magazine Hustler. The singer was photographed earlier this year changing during a photo shoot for a fashion magazine in Malibu, and the exclusive pictures since have been sold to Larry Flynt's notorious publication.
According to executive editor Bruce David, "Crow's one dirty bitch. and I know something about dirty bitches. Now get the fuck out of MY OFFICE!!!! And LEAVE that goddamned cocaine RIGHT where the fuck it is!!!"
Eight shots will appear in the September 2005 issue of the soft-porn magazine, featuring pissing, cum on the upper lips of teenagers and, oh yeah, Crow wearing only skimpy panties and cowboy boots. And tiny tits.
KATE'S BOYFRIEND GATHERS NO MOSS; SKULLGAME SHRUGS ABOUT HEADLINE "IT'S FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH."
I'M BRUSHING MY TEETH!!! GIMME A FUCKING MINUTE.
LONDON (SkullGame) -- British supermodel KATE MOSS was left fuming after her drug addict rocker boyfriend Pete Doherty was banned from her best friend's 40th birthday celebrations. Actress-turned-fashion designer Sadie Frost refused to invite Babyshambles frontman Doherty to the lavish birthday bash in London over the weekend, fearing he would ruin her special night.
Last week, Doherty was ordered off a yacht owned by Moss' actress pal Davinia Taylor after he was caught smoking crack cocaine close to the boat's fuel tank.
A source tells Britain's the Daily Mirror, "Sadie was very wary of Pete's antics. After all, just the other day he was thrown out of his state room for smoking crack. Then out of the hallway for smoking crack. Then right the fuck off the stairwell for smoking crack. And then finally off the boat for smoking crack. "
By then Moss was so "incensed" by the decision, she "spent" the entire night "refusing" to "speak" to Frost withOUT smoking crack herself.
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