With a Hocus Pocus, You're In MotherFucking Focus

TO QUOTE SCHULTZ, "I SEE NOTHING. NOTHING. NOTHING LIKE A HAT WITH A BIG FUCKING CAMERA ON IT. NOPE. NOTHING AT ALL."

You wanna know what they mean when they say viral marketing?

They mean that supposin' you're feeling in the mood for mud-lounging PIGS? OK, so where do you go to? Try HOT NUDE GRANNIES. (whatever you do, do NOT, we repeat, DO NOT, click on this fucking link. You will come to deeply regret it. -- This message brought to you by Cocks For Christ.) Well after jinking around Hot Nude you see a link to last week's ASS PARADE. And so from the parade of ASS to HERE: Spring Break SPY Cam.

Ohhhh.

You see it's probably an illusion that this porn shit all comes from OTHER places/companies. There is probably just ONE giant porn conglomerate. Call it, GLOBO LOAD, that produces everything you jerk off to.

And in this instance Globo Load is called Bang Bros.

And this site is ANOTHER one of their sites and while their sites are usually reliably reliable, this premise just insults our fucking intelligence, little though it may be: when a woman is LOOKING INTO THE FUCKING CAMERA don't try and sell me on the "fact" that she's being filmed by a HIDDEN CAMERA. Unless she's blind, it seems very clearly that you think WE'RE stupid.

Yes, yes, no one knows they're being filmed. Wooooooo Hooooooo....and this isn't just BANG BUS retread? And "gullible" ain't in the dictionary either.

OK, OK, here's a prescription for fucking disaster

1) lots and lots of coke
2) more money than you ever imagined you'd make when you were working at WalMart
3) hot bitches with pussies that fuck.

It is almost inevitable that this will lead to quality lag. Inevitable and welcome. I mean it makes them almost human.

Thank you, Globo Load, thank YOU!!!