http://www.hotnudegranny.com

OH HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

Well, originally I decided to look up "vomit porn" on Google. Because I HAVE FREE TIME MOTHER FUCKER. After a short path, however, I was led to HotNudeGranny.com.

The first though that came to my head, "Dude, that's not cool.... That's... not cool." I mean is there anyone who fantasizes about eating their best friend's "hot" grandma out? Didn't think so.... [Well actually...--VINNIE ROSE]

Anyway... I said screw it. I clicked on the free tour and the first thing I saw was a women who looked about 45 - 55. Tiny disgusting tits near her belly button. The top slogan read,

"She's still hot & sexy after all these years."

The bottom slogan?

"These old timers just love to fuck"

Then I was tempted to click on the Dildo Mommas link but I passed.

The free tour continues!

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS ENDS. NOW. DONE. BECAUSE I NEED THE PAY-FUCKING-TOUR BECAUSE I NEED NAKED FUCKED DISTENDED LIVER-SPOTTED FLESH ALL OVER MY SHIT.

BECAUSE IT IS ALMOST FUCKING ROSHASHANAHAHAHAHANAH AND I'M JUST BUILT THAT WAY, THAT'S WHY.--DEREK GAINES