Red Light District

Rating: THREE "Gimme A 'C'!!! For Coke, Crank & Cock" BUSTED NUTS

It’s time to talk Xs and Os. But mostly Xs, if you catch our drift.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? PETITE GETS CALLED FOR HOLDING? UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS? UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT? LET'S GO TO THE VIDEOTAPE

All six freaks in this picture are bona fide, first team All-American letterwomen, earning this honor by out-taking the competition as far as vast amounts of spooge landing on their faces might possibly be concerned.

And any game plan worthy of the toilet paper it's written on should have PATRICIA PETITE as the main playmaker. We’ve been in love with this French-Canadian slut since her BREAKIN' 'EM IN debut, and our only dissatisfaction is that we’ve seen so little of her since.

We have been seeing a good amount of SATIVA ROSE, who’s growing more and more into her role of charming, cum-fueled starlet soon to have an unsupportable meth habit.

The video is a little wanky, if you pardon the terminology. One or more dudes fuck the girl, and then 5+ anonymous guys walk in off camera and unload. Cool if you like cum-glazed faces; a bit of a passer if you find it merely droll. Go, team! -- STEELY ROB

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