Platinum X Pictures

Rating: TWO & A HALF "With The God Of Snake Handlers As My Witness" BUSTED NUTS

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Or so the saying goes. So, it almost goes without saying, though it will be said anyway, that Christian fundamentalists will approve of the highly touted boast that “no drop of cum gets wasted” in CUM GUZZLERS #2.

This movie is like a fucking volleyball game. Let the sperm hit the ground, and you’re out.

Or something.

HELP ME WANDA, YEAH, GET HER OUT OF MY BED. MS. CURTIS ABOUT TO DON HER ANTI-CUM SPECS FOR AN EVENING OF HEAVY SPELUNKING

WANDA CURTIS, who first was exploded onto in a scene at least eight years ago in a string of quality PRIVATE movies, is back. And she looks more mature and hotter somehow -- long, slender limbs and toned bod, although her full rack of ribs behind her massive knockers will always be a bit unnerving. Thing is, she seems to have lost her anal powers. Weird for someone who was at the top of Private’s Euro fucking list for so long.

Spooge conservation aside, Cum Guzzlers 2 is severely lacking compared to the unbridled fuckfest that was the first installment of the series. We’re still recovering from that one. But this one’s okaaaaay... I mean, ROXY JEZEL is always a welcome sight and sound, and the action’s pretty hot, but the bar was raised too damn high.

Hey, porn imitates Hollywood for once. -- STEELY ROB

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