Platinum X Pictures

Rating: FIVE "Fucking Groove To Fucking Groove" BUSTED NUTS

As you know, we watch a LOT of porn here at Casa Skull. Some might say we’re jaded because of it. The truth is, our critical eye for the best in fucktainment is tuned to such a high degree that I wouldn't be too far off if I said that it could be considered that we’re goddamned porn connoisseurs.

Yes, we’ve even got our own little lingo around here. So when one of us mentions the three hallowed words, “groove to groove,” the rest take notice.

CHE BELLA!!! JESSICA FIORENTINO ENJOYS SOME CLASSICAL ART WHILE GETTING ASS-ROOTED BY A MANBEAST. GENIUS!!!

See, we don’t have the time or patience to sit through every single, dribbling moment of the hundreds and hundreds of hours of porn we got to get through, so we use the fast forward button a lot: through most double anal cock-bonded scenes, through most of the babble and definitely through the tendency toward too much man ass. But when we get up from a reviewing session and notice there’s no imprint on our left thumbs of two arrows pointing to the right, then we know we’ve got a gem.

CUM GUZZLERS is such a gem and gets the “Groove to Groove” award, meaning I watched it front to back with no skipping. Sure, I had to watch it in sessions – lots and lots of sessions – but watch it all the way I did.

The reasons?

Nine ultra-amazing Euro ho's that fuck and suck like their fuck and suck life tank is on empty. And just as remarkable is that the very power of these women is enough to counter the soul-sucking void that is a scene featuring MICHAEL STEFANO and ERIK EVERHARD. Imagine that.

CUM GUZZLERS has something for everyone. Count ‘em: one, two-guyon-three-girl scene; one outdoor POV scene; one gangbang scene; one, three-guy- on-two-girl scene; all anal; a little double anal; multiple languages; East euro fuckstresses galore; hole swapping fu; and babes that are as much consummate connoisseurs of proper fucking as we are...Steely Rob says check it out. -- STEELY ROB

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