Evil Angel

Rating: THREE & A HALF "Fetish? What Fetish?" BUSTED NUTS

It says "Slayer" on the box cover, as in Justin Slayer Productions. But Justin's corporate logo has more to do with KOBE BRYANT than some death metal pioneers. So I'm still waiting for a Third Reich necro orgy set in hell.

MELANIE CRUSH MUNCHING ON A HAMBONE

But this is being sold as a "fetish" video, apparently. However, I want to add that a considerable percentage of the women out there actually HAVE asses like these hoes do. You see, sluts are less likely to be surgically augmented in the gluteal, by which I mean ASSAL, region than up front in the likewise TITTYAL region. Which is to say for those less asstute in the ways of medical terminology: it's more normal than your typical boob-job betty. So fetish, wha?

Anyways, the scenes begin with Buttmanesque ass-worship segments, then segue quickly to all-out action-adventure fucking. MELANIE CRUSH gets that high pina colonic tooling, too deep for the term "anal" to do it justice. Another ass that pat phrases fail to describe is LUISA ROSSO's, wherein "warts and all" insufficiently catalogs her blemished posterior. I guess this is the fetish part: her pimply rear encased in pleather chaps wasting my time.

However, SOMINA is, below the waist, something more than just herself. I mean, that's a lot of ass for a little woman! And she's beautiful, the opposite of MIA BANG, who's simply nasty. She's got plenty of back, but she's just dumpy, without being at all obese. Isn't that cool? Big, dumpy ass, but not FAT. Oh, God forbid.

ISOBEL has a round, fisheye lens-enhanced backside, and she does it all
beneath a fire escape. Her lily-white bottom gets all besmirched from the asphalt-pounding she takes. Once again, I don't call the public sex angle a fetish, just a fuck.

No midgets, clowns, dungeons, scat, or fuckbots, so I have to call it as I fucking see it. Non-fetishistically speaking, that is. -- JIMMY THE G

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