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LIFE IS A CABARET, OL' CHUM: FAT, DRUNKEN, PILL-POPPING LIZA MINELLI GOES ON INTERGENERATIONAL RAPE SPREE
"BRING ME SOME O'THOSE BEAR CLAWS. CROSSTOPS. AND OH YEAH, COCK. NOWWWWWW!!!" SAYS NICOTINE-STAINED STAR
NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- LIZA MINELLI, the former gamine like beauty-turned frighteningly matronly marauder of young flesh, has been savagely and with malice aforethought forcing her bodyguard to guard her copious corporal real estate with more than a golf cart and a walkie talkie: she demanded painfully uncomfortable and fumblingly drunken old lady sex with him in order that he might keep his job.
In the lawsuit, M'Hammed Soumayah, 36, accuses Minnelli of assault and battery, breach of contract, withholding payment for services rendered and horrible, horrible, horrible slack-lipped sexual harassment.
The suit, which was filed on September 30 in Manhattan's state Supreme Court in New York and sealed by Justice Barbara Kapnick, was unsealed late Tuesday over the objections of Minnelli's lawyers.
In a court document, one of Minnelli's lawyers, Dorothy Weber, says Soumayah had "commenced this action in a quicksand of untruths and misstatements" and accuses him of a "$100 million shakedown" of her client.
When reached for comment Minelli herself said, "say you're kind of cute. Whyn't massage my feet for a bit?"
LINDSAY LOHAN IN O.D. NIGHTMARE: FAG PHOTOG & SINGER STEPHEN JENKINS FROM THIRD EYE BLIND FAILS TO FUCK HER BEFORE PARAMEDICS SHOW UP. FAG.
CHARACTER IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND TO SEE YOU DO IT. IT'S ALSO CALLED RAPE, BUT WHY QUIBBLE?
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- STEPHEN JENKINS, formerly fiancee of CHARLIZE THERON, until she caught him delivering a savage mouth-to-cock life saving maneuver to DUNCAN SHEIK, recently snapped LINDSAY LOHAN passed out at poolside at BEVERLY HILLS' tony, AVALON HOTEL.
While the average non-sausage smuggling man would have availed himself of the opportunity to spread as much sunblock as any one or ten men's nutsacks might hold, Jenkins took this photo, sent it to us, and asked if we could kick him a few bucks for his fag troubles.
Sure. Sure we can. Just as soon as you figure out how to repay us for having to have heard your song on the radio until our ears bled.
ANOTHER ITALIAN SALVO: HEAVY HOMO HURLS HIMSELF AT UNWARY DAVE DIETRICH, ACCIDENTALLY SUCKING HIS COCK. TWICE.
IF YOU LIE ON YOUR STOMACH & LET ME CALL YOU BOB, YOU'LL GET THE PHOTOS FOR FREE! YOU HAVE MY FAG WORD ON IT
OAKLAND (SkullGame) -- He is a closeted gay photog and a future faux filmmaker. This bald-headed homo who demands cyber sex from unsuspecting models who against their better judgment comply and find themselves on the receiving end of his ham-handed attempts at clumsy, repressed and misguided heterosexuality is a fart sucker of the umpteenth degree. Who do I speak of you ask?
Well, I speak of none other than GREG of TASTE MAGAZINE. If you find his half-hearted attempts at bearded heterosexuality pathetic, as well as sickening, please feel free to contact this homo at taste_magazine@yahoo.com.
Feel free to badger him and see if he we will admit to the frenzied nights of sucking the farts out of 18-year old guy's asses. Even if he doesn’t, it will still be worth the try. You can even pose as a woman and try and get him to tell you that he would suck a guy's cock while they “double team” you; you know because it makes you “hot.” This one actually works; he even stuck a carrot in his ass while he was online. Classic.
Check us out Monday for excerpts of the above-mentioned chat. In a page dedicated to Gay Arabian Nights…and stuff.
Oh yes, and Greg? We average 30,000 unique visitors a day. I will send you a bill that reflects a pay-per-impression model. Oh yeah, I'm big fan of your whole bald, fat, gay thing. You are really pulling it off. Work it, girl!
