Gimme a P, gimme an O, gimme an R, gimme an N, gimme an O, gimme a G, gimme an R, gimme an A, gimme an X, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an...oh, shit. Can we start again?

YEAHHHHH, PORNO!!!! AND HIGHWAY SAFETY!!!

J.LO'S PORNO PICK FAVE OF THE WEEK: ASS-TO-MOUTH!!!

ASS TASTER AND J. LO FAVE ANGEL LONG

NEW YORK (SkullGame) -- J.LO, despite her recent shotgun nuptials and her well-known love affair with herself, still has time for SKULLGAME. And Porn. And SKULLGAME porn. So when we asked her for her all-time jerk flick fave, based on the stills we had been bombarding her email box with, she opined: "Hands down? ASS-TO-MOUTH. Something about mouthfuls of shit-stained meatsticks that just speaks to me. The real me."

And on a related note newlywed Hollywood couple of doom J.LO and MARC ANTHONY are reportedly feuding, in a move that surprises no one, over their conflicting views on starting a family.

WHY I THINK I'D MAKE THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOTHER WHAT WITH MY ABILITY TO VIEW THE WORLD WITH CHILDLIKE WONDER AND...WAIT A MINUTE...DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR, YOU ASSHOLE!!! NOW WHERE WAS I?

A close source tells SkullGame, "Jen is anxious to have kids. She told him how she'd be a great mom, but he just laughed."

As do we all.

JESSICA SIMPSON'S PORNO PICK FAVE OF THE WEEK: CANDY GOES TO HOLLYWOOD!!!

AND FOR THIS NEXT SONG I WILL SCREECH MY WAY THROUGH THE CLASSIC WHITNEY HOUSTON FAVE "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU...ESPECIALLY IF BY 'LOVE' YOU MEAN GET REALLY, REALLY HIGH."

LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- JESSICA SIMPSON, star of the um, well, stage? Screen? TV? OK, Jessica Simpson, singer? I mean, performer? OK, OK, Jessica Simpson, human being with a stupendously bobbling rack of tit, when asked outside of Beverly Hill's sushi restaurant ROKU if she liked CANDY GOES TO HOLLYWOOD had this to say: "Oh yeah. I love war stories."

I LIKE EGGS TOO. THEY'RE MY FAVORITE DESSERT FOOD. WHICH MEANS I EAT THEM AT THE BEACH AND OTHER SANDY PLACES. YEAH!!!!

When told it, in fact, was NOT a war story but a sensitive coming of age story of a young girl who comes to Hollywood and sucks a lot of cock, she visibly brightened and concluded, "Well it's about time they brought my story to the screen."

A SKULLGAME TRIBUTE TO THE EX-PRESIDENT REAGAN

SO LONGGGG, SUCKERS!!!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SkullGame) -- What? Who? You mean that guy that had his attorney general ED MEESE try to take away ALL THE PORN IN AMERICA? Started busting all the producer's on trumped-up tax charges? Dragged Flynt back into court on obscenity charges? You mean THAT Reagan?

Ah, never heard of him.