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Rating: FOUR "Here I Am And I'm Back Again" BUSTED NUTS

Yeah. Fuck that. If VINNIE ROSE ever knew what was goddamned good for him he'd never ask questions like

1) What the fuck are you looking at?
2) You and what army?
3) and, Oh, is that more vintage porn you got?

That's right. I'm smoking the pole of shit that was made back when most of youse was still just nut sauce.

CANDY GOES TO GODDAMNED HOLLYWOOD!!!

And the best part about this flick....I mean outside of the fact that it stars THORA BIRCH'S mom, CAROL CONNORS...yes, yes the CAROL CONNORS from DEEP THROAT but the BEST part about this flick is WENDY O. WILLIAMS from THE PLASMATICS shooting ping pong balls out of her pussy and sashaying around while a CHUCK BARRIS imitator and an Unknown Comic with a bag over his head ate shaving cream and....what? You don't fucking believe me?!?!

CAROL CONNORS AS SHE APPEARED IN DEEP THROAT BEFORE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD AND FUCKING SQUEEZING OUT THORA BIRCH

Listen, this is how they used to make movies back then? What with all that shit I keep telling you about--the ludes and the coke and whatnot. I mean this flick is a goddamned documentary and it even features fucking AMPUTEE sex.

AND the totally buxotic blonde CAROL CONNORS, not to be confused with the fucking fat mick CAROL O'CONNORS, is a coconut squeeze queen.

Believe it.

This movie will fucking roast your brains. Watch it for an explantion in total as to why your parents are fucking wacky packs.--VINNIE ROSE

Buy it NOW!