Cherry Boxxx
Rating: 4.5 "Freshly Moistened" BUSTED NUTS
Do you like sluts? The kinds of sluts who, ah, just slut around and slutty slut slut slut? How about when they are such slutty little sluts that you know even if you were to meet them in some back alley abortion clinic you'd soon be sausage deep in slut spit? How about if Vinnie paid me per use of the word, slut?
Well, man, this flick is full of such like little sluts. Not since RIO CARNIVAL ORGY #3 have I seen such a blatant and straightforward display of
"Guess what!?!"
"What?"
"You are a little slut and you are gonna get FUCKED!"
Lemme tell ya folks, this ain't nothing you bring home to your wife when she pops off with that "Oh let's be reckless and rent a porno" shit. Save this motherfucker for when her ass is gone.
SLUTS AHOY, CAP'N!!!! AYE, AYE NAUTICA!
And goddamned if NAUTICA doesn't steal this whole show by letting everyone know that 18 year olds can do it better than some seasoned professionals... which, of course, makes it quite obvious that she has been fucking weeelllll before her 18th birthday. Make no nevermind, Nautica displays a skill (I haven’t figured out exactly what it is yet: a gift? A talent? A curse?) that is not only mind-boggling, but just shows you beyond any reasonable shadow of a doubt what a little unregenerate slut she is.
I’m willing to bet that not even a year ago this broad was fucking and slut sucking during lunchtime-broom-closet-gangbangs next to the school cafeteria. And NOW look at her now!!! She has hit the BIG time! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The only thing that could really make this better is some bukkake, an amputee, and a big fat line of coke. And I mean A BIG FUCKING LINE OF COKE!!!!--HABIB
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