Evil Angel
138 Minutes
Rating: 4 Busted Fucking Samba Nuts

Now this is what I call porno. No plots, no shitty acting, no clothes. Just a big Brazilian fuck fest.

This flick starts out a little slow with a bunch of people dancing to some Brazilian drummers but once the FUCKING kicks in it’s a goddamned free for all. One man walking around with a camera while beautiful women get fucked like beasts. This is definitely a keeper, I mean this is the kind of shit you can put on when you have a girl over for the first time and she will say things like "oh that looks fun."

But some of my favorite highlights from this flick are, the guy drumming his cock on this bitches’ tongue in perfect rhythm to the music, the cameraman being literally surrounded and trapped by ass to the point where he has multiple asses resting on his head (lucky motherfucker), and the big huge wads of cum flying at lightspeed toward girl’s faces.

Every company should take a hint from this flick. Cut the bullshit and get to the fucking. You porn directors aren’t making any kind of artistic statement, you will never get into legitimate movie work, and you will never win a fucking Oscar so stop trying. I mean I don’t recall George Lucas making porn until he could make Star Wars. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB RIGHT, DO IT LIKE THIS!--Habib Hussain

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