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Rating: FIVE "Vinnie Rose Has Become Unstuck From Time" BUSTED NUTS

OK. So maybe it started with INSIDE JENNIFER WELLES. My present vintage porn sensation. Maybe it started with the sweet reminiscence of wasted loads past. In socks. Rubber sharks. My roommate's washcloth. Beating my meat like it stole something. Or maybe it started with a love of women who fuck like fucking is about to be made illegal.

Well regardless of how and where it started, I know where it's going to end up: with a more than pressing need for a sandwich, a nap and a beer as I sleep off the jack session that knows no end.

How's that?

DESIREE COUSTEAU is one hot fucking piece of 1970's ass, that's how.

TOTAL FUCKING LUNATIC NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD

Whether she's fucking a presidential candidate in her San Franciscan digs' swimming pool or in a full-blown orgy with the zaftig SUSAN NERO, who looks stunningly similar to the Rabbi Sal and I double-teamed, Cousteau is hotter than a fucking rocket--from lips to tits to hips and toes.

So much so that we tracked her down in the hopes that she still looked good enough to be tossed for a fuck on the imprimatur of THE MACK AVE, only to find out that she's been institutionalized. In a mental institution. For mental patients.

And then it all became crystal fucking clear: she fucks like a crazy person. And for this, she runs a damned near close second to our cross-generational love affair with Jennifer Welles.

You want the truth?!?

You can't fucking HANDLE the truth.--VINNIE ROSE

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