Hustler

Rating: ONE "And Who Is It That Cares?" BUSTED NUTS

The only party, political or otherwise, potentially more out of touch with reality is me.

Hey, wasn't the countries' interest in Sarah Palin basically expired as of January 20, 2009, when Barack Obama took office? Then, it was like trying to remember who lost the last five super bowls.

Someone forgot to tell Hustler. They're still making parody fuck flicks about Palin.

Oy, vey. This, as any other goddamn theme, would be fine...as long as the porn didn't suck.

But like all these pathetic parodies, this vid is a facade holding up on twiddly boards. It's got LISA ANN in about two too many scenes, really painful dialog leading up to fucking, like when Ann talks like a to SINDEE JENNINGS as a wooden Tina Fey, and fucking (eventually) ensues. The only way this scenario would at all be amusing is if it were the actual Tina Fey.

LISA ANN, TRYING HER DAMNEDEST TO GET HER NIPPLES TO POINT THE SAME WAY.

Elsewhere, there are flashes of erotic genius with mega babes TORI BLACK and NICOLE RAY, who both look amazing in this movie, but neither of them are using all three of their holes. You know, Tori Black is now at full capacity pornographic maximization, Hustler. How about making a video with just Black, just like she is in this vid, with more normal makeup so we can really see her pretty face, and Nicole Ray and her lithe body and exquisite, perky natural tits, both getting worked proper in three-hole style, and none at all of LISA ANN, her thick body and nasty fake boobs, no girl-girl scenes, and last, no stupid premises. How about it? The budget should even out. -- STEELY ROB

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