Vince Vouyer Unleashed

Rating: THREE "I Have Higher Junk Standards" BUSTED NUTS

By "POV JUNKIE," we're getting the distinct impression that the "junk" angle is the amount of such in some of these women's proverbial trunks.

KRISTINA ROSE, CODI BRYANT, and VICKI CHASE are not slender, lithe women. Sure, their asses look good close up, but none of these broads are exactly candidates to pose for any Lamborghini ads, if you catch my drift. Even MADISON PARKER looks like a chunker since the last glowing review we wrote about her.

Hey, we'd fuck all these women in real life. But for film, couldn't Vince Vouyer scare up some tight, thin girls?

Then there are women like BELLA BLAZE, lovely breasts considering how enormous they are, who no one is apparently, according to her, fucking in real life or on camera. You'd think she'd have operative holes down past her belt, but damned if anyone's making use of them.

And finally, big points off for another lame, two-hole scene with an Asian, KITA ZEN, who not only is a two-holer, but takes a thumb in her ass while being only a two-holer in the end. So, my cock wouldn't get to fuck your ass, but my finger would end up smelling like it? What the hell? -- STEELY ROB

KITA ZEN, ENTERING THE ZONE BUDDHISTS REFER TO AS "TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT."

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