Tom Byron

Rating: THREE & A HALF "Link's Still Broken" BUSTED NUTS

We're entering year two of the Tom Byron domain watch. Still, each and every Byron Productions vid released invites us to check the man out on www.tombyroncell.com, and still, there is no such address.

Hilarity.

Speaking of hilarity, what's happened to Hilary Scott? For the past year or so, she's looked like she's had a stroke. We would not recognize her if not for the assurance that it is one and the same woman.

Overall, we liked the video. It's got hot chicks we like watching get assfucked, like JENNIFER DARK and JANET ALFANO, who are, not surprisingly, both European.

JENNIFER DARK'S ASS IS BUT A SERF TO THE LORD.

Porn stars never use their real names. Never except in DANA DEARMOND's case. Her real, legal name is Dana Dearmond. That's career embracement, right there. She's nice to watch fuck, probably even nicer to fuck, and gets into it. Too bad she decided to get a big, ugly tattoo of a bleeding heart right above her cooch. What the fuck are these people thinking?

Last and least in the video (even though she's first up) is TARA LYNN FOXX, who, despite looking the part in whore makeup and bleached hair, is too chunky and too terrible of an actress to withstand watching. Sorry. -- STEELY ROB

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