Fusxion

Rating: THREE & A HALF "B-Side" BUSTED NUTS

Like a bunch of Radiohead outtakes and rehearsal versions, Fusxion's release of MANUEL FERRARA UNLEASHED is the equivalent of a small indie label putting out material that isn't quite good enough to be called a studio album, but is still worth consuming.

The scenes in this vid vary pretty noticeably in video quality. Some look like they hired me and my 10-year old handycam to shoot Ferrara's latest escapades featuring obligatory pushing of his balls into women's mouths while they suck him off (so it looks like they have his whole rod down their throats), and the "stand up a little above me while I jiggle two fingers in your pussy until juice flies out of it and you get all mushy and melty" parlor tricks. Others are closer in quality to a higher budget release.

"SOMEBODY HELP! I WENT SWIMMING IN THE TIDE POOLS, AND A JELLYFISH STUNG ME ON THE CHEST! NOW LOOK AT ME!" JAMIE BROOKS, IN DISTRESS.

But it's porn, not cinematography. The main important thing is how hot the chicks are, and how hot the sex is. And it's pretty hot. Not super hot.

Primary issue is that there's a big too much chunk going on with some of these girls for tip-top visual stimulation. Elsewhere, there's a scene that commits the cardinal sin of having two guys on one girl (problem one: outnumbering the women) in which the girl doesn't get ass fucked (making problem one even more glaring) even though one of the dudes puts his thumb up the girl's ass (problem three: if one finger can fit, then two can fit, and if two can fit, then a cock can fit). Points off.

However, the general level of fucking is cromulent, with lots of all hole action and gratuitous shots of a big choad stretching female orifices. On the bad side, there's Ferrara's emo haircut. -- STEELY ROB

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